[QUOTE]A gypsy gang chopped off a man's genitals after they discovered he had slept with one of their girlfriends, it has been reported.
Police brought a busy dual carriageway to a standstill today to hunt for a penis after he was discovered severely injured at the side of the A-road.
The 40-year-old was discovered in a distressed state on the side of the A66 dual carriageway in Middlesbrough this morning, Cleveland Police have confirmed. It has been reported that the man was seen searching in undergrowth.
A member of staff at Asda close to where the incident happened said he heard the man had suffered the horrendous injury to his groin.[/QUOTE]
Once it's found, he will be able to tell girls "Yeah my penis closed a fucking road!"
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It's late? I couldn't see it anywhere.
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Yep I'm blind, original post [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1375616[/url]
Lock please?
Must be one small penis.
[QUOTE=laserguided;44232090]Must be one small penis.[/QUOTE]
It could be anywhere along that length of road, or for all we know down a drain.
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