• Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice - JonTron
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[video=youtube;3J6f6ABLwP8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J6f6ABLwP8[/video]
Uhm, that's a fucking real JonTron. Neat. Thought he was dead.
the drought is gone
I bet Jon loves Vanilla Ice so much because he's a pure aryan. Though he did commit the crime of stealing a song so maybe that's not the reason.
He miss so many amazing amazing scenes in this movie too. He only scratched the surface. [video=youtube;ryvHj2z-0BM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvHj2z-0BM[/video] Also, thread music, as the music video is entirely this movie cut up.
Welcome back John, we missed you.
The very last scene was the best.
-snip as it's in a different thread-
Nostalgia Critic's review of this movie is one of the only ones I still watch sometimes [media]https://youtu.be/rADgT6xZZDo[/media]
In defence of this movie, what little defence it warrants. The shot composition is amazing, and that makes more sense when you see the Director of Photography credit is [URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001405/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr9"]Janusz Kaminski[/URL]. According to IMDb, the same Kaminski who worked on Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, and a lot of other high profile movies.
[QUOTE=Apollo2947;52616616]In defence of this movie, what little defence it warrants. The shot composition is amazing, and that makes more sense when you see the Director of Photography credit is [URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001405/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr9"]Janusz Kaminski[/URL]. According to IMDb, the same Kaminsky who worked on Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, and a lot of other high profile movies.[/QUOTE] I was gonna say, despite how utterly hilariously garbage this movie is... At least it looks like a real ass, made for theatres, movie, unlike so many other films that Jon has reviewed.
this shits hilarious [editline]27th August 2017[/editline] I wonder what a Saints Row movie starring Ice as the boss would be like
Sonic Vanilla Ice was life changing.
I saw the Rifftrax'd version of this movie, because that's really the only way you can watch this movie without getting an aneurysm. Believe me, Jon barely scratched the surface of how terrible this movie is and how much of a creep Vanilla Ice's character was. Oddly enough, he also seems to have missed out on the context of some of the scenes he says happened "for no reason" (like the reason Ice and his buddies were standing around in the middle of the street was because one of the dudes' bikes had broken down and they were trying to figure out what was wrong with it). EDIT: I should mention that I REALLY fucking hate myself for actually remembering that plot point. And yes, it is a plot point. If that dudes's bike hadn't broken down they wouldn't have stayed in that town, and therefore V-Ice wouldn't have gone full creepazoid on the HIGH SCHOOL TEEN.
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