Moonwalker: Michael Jackson transforms into a sports car, an autobot and a space fighter - General

[img]http://www.movie-list.com/posters/big/zoom/moonwalker.jpg[/img] Moonwalker, a movie where Michael Jackson stops Joe Pesci from getting kids hooked on heroin by shapeshifting, is slammed with music videos and dance performances left and right. And yes, Michael Jackson does it all by transforming into: A 1970 [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancia_Stratos"]Lancia Stratos[/URL] HF Zero prototype! [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mI6pfjqL6hU/SlV6quECd7I/AAAAAAAAAF4/3xy0izoxFv0/s400/car.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcNaLO_DObY?t=40[/media] an autobot! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHjlarr85nQ[/media] and a space fighter of some kind! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpFa3APLf0Y?t=7m30s[/media]

What is this I don't even. I am confuzzled

I remember playing through the arcade game of this, which is just as batshit insane as the movie.

I know it's insane but I really enjoyed this film as a kid. It has Michael Jackson in and he was the fucking shit. And it had robots. And cars. And evil spider dude. And it had fucking Smooth Criminal. This was the fucking best.

I wouldn't expect anything less from Joe Pesci.

The Smooth Criminal segment as got to be the best choreographed dance sequences I have seen. Or at least one of the coolest.

:2bong:

i don't think i understand

Fantastic.

This is one of those movies I would probably love if I did drugs

I've listened to smooth criminal many times now and i still have no clue what the lyrics are.

[QUOTE=SN202;30593887]I've listened to smooth criminal many times now and i still have no clue what the lyrics are.[/QUOTE] here it is: As He Came Into The Window It Was The Sound Of A Crescendo He Came Into Her Apartment He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet She Ran Underneath The Table He Could See She Was Unable So She Ran Into The Bedroom She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK Are You OK, Annie Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK Are You OK, Annie Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK, Annie? Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Annie? (Annie Are You OK?) (Will You Tell Us That You're OK?) (There's A Sign In The Window) (That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie) (He Came Into Your Apartment) (He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet) (Then You Ran Into The Bedroom) (You Were Struck Down) (It Was Your Doom) Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK Annie? Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK Annie? Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK Annie? You've Been Hit By You've Been Hit By -v A Smooth Criminal So They Came Into The Outway It Was Sunday - What A Black Day Mouth To Mouth Resus - Citation Sounding Heartbeats - Intimidations Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK Annie? Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK Annie? Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK Annie? Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK Are You OK Annie? (Annie Are You OK?) (Will You Tell Us That You're OK?) (There's A Sign In The Window) (That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie) (He Came Into Your Apartment) (He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet) (Then You Ran Into The Bedroom) (You Were Struck Down) (It Was Your Doom) (Annie Are You OK?) (So, Annie Are You OK?) (Are You OK Annie?) (You've Been Hit By) (You've Been Struck By - A Smooth Criminal) Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now! Aaow! (Annie Are You OK?) I Don't Know! (Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?) I Don't Know! (There's A Sign In The Window) I Don't Know! (That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie) I Don't Know! (He Came Into Your Apartment) I Don't Know! (Left Bloodstains On The Carpet) I Don't Know Why Baby! (Then You Ran Into The Bedroom) I Don't Know! (You Were Struck Down) (It Was Your Doom - Annie!) (Annie Are You OK?) Dad Gone It - Baby! (Will You Tell Us, That You're OK?) Dad Gone It - Baby! (There's A Sign In The Window) Dad Gone It - Baby! (That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie) Hoo! Hoo! (He Came Into Your Apartment) Dad Gone It! (Left Bloodstains On The Carpet) Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! (Then You Ran Into The Bedroom) Dad Gone It! (You Were Struck Down) (It Was Your Doom-Annie!) Aaow!!!

What's even more amazingly fucked up than this movie is that people actually watched it. But I guess Dan2593's post sums up why.

We need to make a film that has a bunch of cool stuff in it but doesnt make sense. Just for show [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Terrible bump" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

Such a great film. I feel like anyone who wants to know what he was like as a human being should watch his films, because as ridiculous as that sounds with how theatrical it is, his visions are really so him, and so very beautiful.

[QUOTE=Guriosity;51081291]We need to make a film that has a bunch of cool stuff in it but doesnt make sense. Just for show[/QUOTE] How did you find this thread?

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;51081738]How did you find this thread?[/QUOTE] I don't know how this is a thing. Members who have been around for years have a hard time finding anything that's more than a month old. But week old accounts seem to dig up the most ancient random bullshit possible

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;51081826]I don't know how this is a thing. Members who have been around for years have a hard time finding anything that's more than a month old. But week old accounts seem to dig up the most ancient random bullshit possible[/QUOTE] I think it's because a lot of newcomers register just to post on one or two threads they've found randomly on Google. I just registered because the topics being discussed here on a daily basis interest me. Also, didn't realise this was such an old thread. My bad!