• Dead man found in landing gear of US jet in Japan
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[quote]TOKYO (AFP) – Japanese authorities have found the body of a man in the landing gear of a Delta airliner that arrived in Tokyo from New York and said Monday they were seeking US help in identifying him. The man, who was of dark complexion and dressed only in blue jeans and a long-sleeved shirt, was carrying no passport or personal belongings. A mechanic found the body in the landing gear bay of the Boeing 777 after Delta Flight 59 landed at Tokyo's Narita International Airport at about 6:05 pm local time Sunday, a Chiba prefecture police spokesman said. "Doctors say he probably froze to death and that he suffered a shortage of oxygen at an altitude of more than 10,000 metres (about 30,000 feet)," said another police official, Narita airport station spokesman Yoshimi Ichihara. "We found no passport, no bag and no personal belongings. If he carried any luggage, it must have all dropped out when the airplane opened up the hatch of the landing gear bay above the ocean before it landed." Japan was seeking help from US police to identify him, he said.[/quote] [url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100208/wl_asia_afp/japanusairportincidentbody[/url] What the shit
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;20098144][url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100208/wl_asia_afp/japanusairportincidentbody[/url] What the shit[/QUOTE] He sure had a tough landing.
Failed kamikaze attack. EDIT: 17 dumbs, 1 funny? Totally worth it.
fucking jets have no heart.
[I]Talk about bad jet lag [/I]
Next up, Australia bans landing gears.
Wow, James Bond is involved I know it!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckrk1iqYdfM[/media] More like Rising land of deadbodys. We shoulda nuked them thrice.
Guess he was at the height of his life
he hid himself in the landing gear bay. how smart is that.
I wonder if he had a nice flight.
:wtc: How they hell did he get in there
[QUOTE=nVidia;20098194]Next up, Australia bans landing gears.[/QUOTE] You can't joke about this shit man, our government will see this as a legitimate issue!
i guess you could say he was [I]all geared up[/I] for holiday :smug:
Your shit puns are not funny.
Wow. That's sad. Think about it, he must have been so desperate, he even tried to take a flight by hidig in the landing gear. I wonder why. And then he didnt think about the temperatures and the air... So he was probably not very educated or in a really bad hurry. Poor guy.
[QUOTE=Killuah;20098511]Wow. That's sad. Think about it, he must have been so desperate, he even tried to take a flight by hidig in the landing gear. I wonder why. And then he didnt think about the temperatures and the air... So he was probably not very educated or in a really bad hurry. Poor guy.[/QUOTE] Anyone who wanted to get to Japan that bad was probably a weeaboo.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;20099154]Anyone who wanted to get to Japan that bad was probably a weeaboo.[/QUOTE] Yeah, because only weeaboos travel to Japan.
This makes me feel safe flying delta
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;20099245]This makes me feel safe flying delta[/QUOTE] "Sorry sir, it seems as though a large man has taken up your seat and we have no other seats available. But don't worry, we'll get you to Japan. You're lucky enough to ride in the super special area"
"Shit, I forgot my ticket. I´m just gonna hide in here... Noone will ever find out :c00l:"
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a mechanic who was working in there or something and was inadvertantly caught out.
Ninjas
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;20099179]Yeah, because only weeaboos travel to Japan.[/QUOTE] You sure sound defensive, because that's the only reason you would have taken what I said so seriously.
Guess he watched too many movies and thought he could catch a ride in the landing gear.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;20099652]You sure sound defensive, because that's the only reason you would have taken what I said so seriously.[/QUOTE] Oh shut up .
Aren't there maintenance pathways all along the plane, Including near the landing gear? Shouldn't he have been able to find one of the paths and move to a more warm area...?
And that's what you get for flying Ryanair.
Well he had a go at it.
what a fucking badass. he died in a badass way. I wanna be like that guy
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