Steve Jobs may have been seen at a hospital, tabloid speculates on his health - Polidicks

[quote] It has been confirmed today that Steve Jobs is receiving treatment for cancer in the Standford Cancer Center in Palo Alto, California. RadarOnine reported today that it’s the same Clinic where Hollywood Actor the Late Patrick Swayze was undergoing chemotherapy for pancreatic cancer last year. There has been no formal confirmation of what type of cancer Jobs is being treated for or if he is being treated at all for cancer from the Apple spokes team. Jobs was not forthcoming about the reason he took a medical leave of absence. Photographs of the 55-year-old Apple CEO were taken on Febuary the 8th outside the clinic and are reported to be published by the The National Enquirer tomorrow morning. In one photo, Jobs was getting out of his car a day after a full day of work at the company’s Cupertino campus. The photos show Mr Jobs looking painfully frail and weak, with his jeans and dark top hanging loosely on his 6ft 2in, thin body. Jobs has previously withheld information on his health, such as when he was treated for a form of pancreatic cancer in 2004 and underwent a liver transplant in 2009, something that worries Apple investors who feel the company’s future rests in his visionary leadership. The National Enquirer, who broke the news today, talked to critical-care physician Dr. Samuel Jacobson, who said, “Judging from the photos, he is close to terminal. I would say he has six weeks.” Given the reliability of The National Enquirer, waiting for further news before jumping to conclusions is advised. We sincerely hope he’s wrong and wish Jobs all the best. [/quote] [URL=http://thenextweb.com/apple/2011/02/17/steve-jobs-may-have-just-six-weeks-to-live-receiving-treatment/?awesm=tnw.to_17SpH&utm_content=twitter-publisher-main&utm_medium=tnw.to-twitter&utm_source=twitter.com]Source[/URL] Keep up to date by visiting this website (Thank's ButtsexV2): [url]http://isstevejobsdead.com/[/url]

i guess u could say... he couldnt APPLE his way outta that one! xD [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user." - verynicelady))[/highlight]

i hope someone with some reason takes his place

Poor guy.

iChemo. Too soon?

[QUOTE=i love posting;28096746]i guess u could say... he couldnt APPLE his way outta that one! xD[/QUOTE] That was the worst pun I've seen in the history of puns.

[quote]The National Enquirer[/quote]

[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;28096754]iChemo. Too soon?[/QUOTE] iLife ....er.

the badage boys are not back in town what the fuck

This is just depressing.

Ridiculous, he has enough money to bring himself close to immortality, how can he die?

I was expecting Badage Boys, I was brutally surprised. Damn, if Steve dies Apples stocks are going to shit.

[quote]the same Clinic where Hollywood Actor the Late Patrick Swayze was undergoing chemotherapy for pancreatic cancer last year.[/quote] What a fancy way of telling the reader's sub-conscious that the outcome might be bad in the name of sensationalism.

That must be the absolute worst to be told you have 6 weeks to live.

I only posted this 1 minute ago - 35 reading. Even if they hate Apple, people seem to like Steve. 110, now.

[QUOTE=i love posting;28096746]i guess u could say... he couldnt APPLE his way outta that one! xD[/QUOTE] :frog: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb reply" - Benji))[/highlight]

Im surprised. If I were him I would put all my money into trying to cure cancer. I mean either way it looks like hes going to die but at least you can fight what killed you. [editline]16th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=i love posting;28096746]i guess u could say... he couldnt APPLE his way outta that one! xD[/QUOTE] What a great first post.

Now I may not be to fond of Mac's but the possibility of this smug mug dying so soon is quite sad.

the only time I expect badage boys and its not god damnit

[QUOTE=i love posting;28096746]i guess u could say... he couldnt APPLE his way outta that one! xD[/QUOTE] THAT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING PHRASE! my god Also, why couldn't it have been Kotick? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!!?!?!?

[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;28096830]Im surprised. If I were him I would put all my money into trying to cure cancer. I mean either way it looks like hes going to die but at least you can fight what killed you. [/QUOTE] How terribly uncharitable. Only giving money to a cause when you have something to gain...

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;28096788]I was expecting Badage Boys, I was brutally surprised. Damn, if Steve dies Apples stocks are going to shit.[/QUOTE] Not just that, he does seem to have a lot of actual control and say over Apple. A lot more than most CEOs it seems. If the way Apple is reported in the news etc is true then the direction Apple takes seems to be what he wants to do.

Well if this turns out to be true (and with it coming from the Enquirer...) That sucks. I feel bad for the guy.

[QUOTE=i love posting;28096746]i guess u could say... he couldnt APPLE his way outta that one! xD[/QUOTE] "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is a common phrase ready to be used for a pun here and you went and chose that horse shit

Looks like Apple is fucked :v: [editline]16th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;28096894]"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is a common phrase ready to be used for a pun here and you went and chose that horse shit[/QUOTE] You're damn right he did

Poor man.

did ANYONE look at the source?

Jesus mother of fuck, this is terribad. I mean, I dont like apple, but steve is a massive part of the computer industry. I think.

I guess not even thousands of Apples a day could keep the doctor away.

Uhh yeah theres no way this is confirmed. All the big stations and tech blogs would be ALL over it.