It is again that time of year, when Seagulls have began build their nests and protect their young. (In here Finland.) Well, unlucky me,since one gull family has already built a nest, about 3 meters from my house.
Yesterday I wen´t for a walk. It was peaceful. 35 minutes pasted and I returned to my house... BUT, Then I saw two big white colored demons camping my house.
One of them saw me, it looked straight to my eyes for 5 seconds... last 5 peaceful seconds in my neighborhood... Then it started to make very loud and high sounds,and began to attack me. I was like "Damn!" and I ran fast as I could inside my house. I was safe for now... 10 minutes pasted and I thought it would be peaceful now... I wen´t outside again and walked carefully to backyard. No,signs of seagulls. Since,it was peaceful I wen´t jumping on trampoline. Not long ago when seagulls returned with their long and sharp peaks! I ran inside my house again... This time I looked outside of the window and I saw them shitting on my trampoline! Those demon abominations from hell! This was getting too personal! Now,I should be going out soon...with my Air gun! Now,those beasts of hell can taste my rage!!!!!
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Awww,I saw two baby seagulls walking trough my backyard.But,even if they look so cute and adorable...still,they have sense of beast,they thirst for blood,they are the hunters of the both day and night...THEY ARE SEAGULLS!!!!!!
Airsoft rifles work wonders against them.
Use an M16
I found that a 50mW laser does the trick, preferably green.
Invest in one of these:
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I think all birds are into this conspiracy. Yesterday a bird shat on me.
Birds are assholes, they just like to shit all over everything.
You, OP, are a dick - and you need to go fuck those assholes; maybe even some pussies if you get the chance.
We don't have that problem in Australia. It's not the segulls that get you...It's the fucking magpies! Theres about 30 that swoop in my general area. Every breeding season you have to have thorough knowledge of where they live or you're fucked!
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Get a mobile AA platform.
[quote]We don't have that problem in Australia. It's not the segulls that get you...It's the fucking magpies! Theres about 30 that swoop in my general area. Every breeding season you have to have thorough knowledge of where they live or you're fucked![/quote]
that's why I don't leave my house
Give the seagulls pieces of Alka-Seltzer, get a shovel ready.
Oh and I hear panadol kills them. Makes them explode in fact. Hide some panadol in some bread and chuck it to them. Problem solved :v:
Make them eat alkaseltzer, makes them explode.
i came in here for the express reason of telling him that, craptasket, goddamnit
birds can't get rid of excess gas
[QUOTE=H4Z3Y;22483548]I found that a 50mW laser does the trick, preferably green.[/QUOTE]
Hey do those blind people, because doing it to a bird would be harsh but funny
As I type this, a bastard crow is on the drain guttering squawking his tiny beak off.
My dad puts some kind of tablet into a bit of bread, then watches them explode.
Huntington Beach is infested with seagulls. I fucking hate them.
:wtc: Seagulls dont attack people!
May I suggest
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from the Nerf thread?
Ignore the idiots that tell you to shoot them. I find that the best way of distracting a seagull is to throw some bread/chips in their direction, they normally go for it. Just don't go near them and you will be fine. While seagulls are very protective of their young, its no different from the way in which Humans protect their children. Would you really kill the parents and leave their offspring as orphans with no chance of survival? Because I find that monstrous.
I fed a seagull a french fry down by the bay
tried to take my cell phone, and it flew away
fuckin' miracles
this will help
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Your spelling is so cute OP, i actually smiled when i read 'Pasted'. I really don't mean to insult you here, it's actually okay. i was just saying [b]:[/b])
use Alka-Seltzer. makes them explode. you have to interrupt the breeding cycle, because they always go where they were born.
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[QUOTE=Clark21;22492495]this thread needs to be viewed by peta[/QUOTE]
Well,then I run inside my house and check if they shit on my trampoline, if they do so...I´ll kill´em.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;22488607]:wtc: Seagulls dont attack people![/QUOTE]
If you have food, or they think you have food, they most certainly do.
Or, they've just got a feather up their cloaca. :derp:
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