Welp, I broke a couple branches off of a plant on accident and now my parents disown me - General

My parents, er, my mom and her boyfriend, have been taking care of this weed that they think is a habanero plant of some sort. So today, while I was hosing off the fence in our back yard, I accidentally dragged the hose over said plant, and broke off a couple of small branches. 95% of the plant was left intact, by the way. Anyway, so my mom's boyfriend comes running out with a look of shock upon his face and starts freaking out about those couple of branches, so I say "Sorry" and walk back in. A couple minutes later, my mom walked in my room acting all depressed over the plant, telling my it has symbolism to her boyfriend as one of the things he truly owns in life or something of that matter. I tell her I'm trying to be sympathetic and all but I just can't relate to this deal, and she tells me I'm too old for this, coupled with some other things, then runs out and hugs him. Tell me GD, am I in the wrong here? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Blog/parental issues thread" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

your mom's boyfriend seems like a fucking spaz

You: clumsy Them: overly sensitive

The only wrong thing I see so far is a ridiculous exaggeration.

They are idiots.

All that over a fucking plant?

I don't believe in God and my parents are ready to disown me. Yeah.

Did he plant the habanero or was it a wild plant?

it sounds like there should be more to the story.

[QUOTE=OvB;25068249]Did he plant the habanero or was it a wild plant?[/QUOTE] It was wild. Edit: Actually, we're not even sure it was a habanero plant, it just kinda looks like one.

Well where do you live? Habaneros don't just grow everywhere.

go back out and take a shit on the plant tell mom you fertilized it post results

Smoke it to really piss them off.

[QUOTE=OvB;25068285]Well where do you live? Habaneros don't just grow everywhere.[/QUOTE] Arizona

Tell them it's weed, tell them nothing has been lost, tell your mom to drop that shitty boyfriend [editline]12:53PM[/editline] "oh man I'm like sooo depressed now two leaves fell of of my, like, symbolic pot plant I need to go sit at starbucks and browse facebook on my ipad for a few hours"

you broke 5% of a plant, I hope they disown you. You are terrible person.

You disrespectful fucker. How would you like it if I broke off 5% of your penis? Huh? Huh?

Tell then to stop bitching or you will cut the hole plant. On a serious note... If your mom is giving more attention to a fucking plant and a boyfriend than her own daughter(or son i don't know your gender)you should start considerating to leave your home.

[QUOTE=cccritical;25068324]Tell them it's weed, tell them nothing has been lost, tell your mom to drop that shitty boyfriend [editline]12:53PM[/editline] "oh man I'm like sooo depressed now two leaves fell of of my, like, symbolic pot plant I need to go sit at starbucks and browse facebook on my ipad for a few hours"[/QUOTE] You have some really specific stereotypes :D

Start pouring bleach all over the garden.

Sounds like a made up troll story/over-exaggerated story/copy-pasta

go rag that plant even more...

If the plant was so important, he should be the one watering it.

It's probably actually a marijuana or a drug plant of some sort.

:wtc: How retarded are they

You are an out of control child. Judging by how you ruined 5% if a plant, you are probably an insane homicidal maniac. I bet your parents will neglect you for years and they won't go to jail because you are way too insane and deserve it.

pee on it

Man, fuck you. That plant was one of the few things i actually cared about my life's kinda sucked, and i find something nice, and living and growing to take care of, and you fucking destroy it. it wasn't "95% left", like you said, you destroyed over half of that thing fuck you, asshole

[QUOTE=Treybuchet;25070306]Man, fuck you. That plant was one of the few things i actually cared about my life's kinda sucked, and i find something nice, and living and growing to take care of, and you fucking destroy it. it wasn't "95% left", like you said, you destroyed over half of that thing fuck you, asshole[/QUOTE] you're bad at this quit while you're ahead.

[QUOTE=Treybuchet;25070306]Man, fuck you. That plant was one of the few things i actually cared about my life's kinda sucked, and i find something nice, and living and growing to take care of, and you fucking destroy it. it wasn't "95% left", like you said, you destroyed over half of that thing fuck you, asshole[/QUOTE] treybuchet - red member '10