Tanks move into city as Moscow prepares for Victory Day - Polidicks

[img]http://i.imgur.com/578ctt9.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/eTpVL9I.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qzx81v4.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gvb1bvD.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ytEijwj.jpg[/img] [quote]A rehearsal of the Victory Day parade took place April 29 in Moscow. Around 150 military machines and over 11,000 servicemen took part in the rehearsal. Several dozen planes and helicopters will also participate in the parade, which will take place on May 9 on Red Square. The next rehearsals are to be held on May 5 and 7. Earlier, on Monday, April 28, a training session of Russian military aviation took place at the Alabino testing range in Moscow Region.[/quote] [url]http://en.itar-tass.com/russia/730037[/url] The one thing I love about soviet/post soviet countries is that they love waving their military dicks. A shame US doesn't have something like this, it'll be cool.

[QUOTE=shian;44696040] The one thing I love about soviet/post soviet countries is that they love waving their military dicks. A shame US doesn't have something like this, it'll be cool.[/QUOTE] what about all those military airshows? that isn't military dickwaving?

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;44696054]what about all those military airshows? that isn't military dickwaving?[/QUOTE] Every country does that and it's more about putting on a show for a weekend out rather than LOOK AT ALL OF OUR STUFF. All of it in this nice neat line!

We'd rather get our military dick wet than swing it around.

I thought air shows were more because people enjoy the planes rather than dickwaving

[QUOTE=shian;44696040]The one thing I love about soviet/post soviet countries is that they love waving their military dicks. A shame US doesn't have something like this, it'll be cool.[/QUOTE] Yeah, there's a military parade every year here on the National Day. It's good for morale and national pride if anything, and also actually seeing what new gear the army got over the year.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;44696066]We'd rather get our military dick wet than swing it around.[/QUOTE] But then you might get aids, never heard the US using a condom before. Slut

We don't have to swing our military dick around. We actually fight wars to show off our technology. :v:

[QUOTE=Leestons;44696068]I thought air shows were more because people enjoy the planes rather than dickwaving[/QUOTE] maybe, i certainly don't. but it's not like russia is the only country that shows off it's military.

[QUOTE=Leestons;44696068]I thought air shows were more because people enjoy the planes rather than dickwaving[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXCs41DkWs[/media]

[QUOTE=Leestons;44696068]I thought air shows were more because people enjoy the planes rather than dickwaving[/QUOTE] Warplanes in the US don't come with the aggressive, militaristic connotations that tanks and APCs have. Dunno why, just the way it is.

[QUOTE=Leestons;44696068]I thought air shows were more because people enjoy the planes rather than dickwaving[/QUOTE] But it'll be cool to see the US/UK do something like this.

If the US had a massive military parade it'd be badass

in other news, the Russians have implemented a new battle march music that will play as they invade other countries [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKGJZt83_JE[/media]

[QUOTE=shian;44696123]But it'll be cool to see the US/UK do something like this.[/QUOTE] I guess the closest we get to a military show off each year is the Trooping of the colour and the Edinburgh military tattoo. Although neither of these includes driving tanks through the middle of London. I guess there are loads of air shows where the RAF comes and shows off a few of their planes as well.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;44696089]We don't have to swing our military dick around. We[B] actually fight wars[/B] to show off our technology. :v:[/QUOTE] You're saying that like it's something to be proud of.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WqwFhX6Cqg[/media] Mother Russia is awake, feed the tanks Ukrainians.

The real reason russia's had crimea join for: [img]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140115082926/cnc/images/c/cd/RA3_Crusher_Crane_Water.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=shian;44696040] The one thing I love about soviet/post soviet countries is that they love waving their military dicks. A shame US doesn't have something like this, it'll be cool.[/QUOTE] We used to have cool tank parades around where I live, but some idiot decided it would be a good idea to drive one while drunk and ruined it for everyone else.

[QUOTE=shian;44696040][img]http://i.imgur.com/eTpVL9I.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] fly casual

i heard there were tanks 30 minutes outside of Moscow

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;44696054]what about all those military airshows? that isn't military dickwaving?[/QUOTE] Still being outperformed by Russia. Ever seen an Su-27/34/35 do a Cobra? That shit's metal. [video=youtube;b-VNSJMiNt0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-VNSJMiNt0[/video]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;44696097][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXCs41DkWs[/media][/QUOTE] I will say it again, and again. The F/A-18 is the sexiest aircraft ever made.

Damn that title [IMG]http://i.gyazo.com/cbcef6ecbc810ec5ee99739746487f03.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;44696111]Warplanes in the US don't come with the aggressive, militaristic connotations that tanks and APCs have. Dunno why, just the way it is.[/QUOTE]Stuff that flies is like fireworks; stuff that rumbles along the ground is like a horde of rabid bears, and you've got raw steaks taped to your face.

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;44696054]what about all those military airshows? that isn't military dickwaving?[/QUOTE] The reason we don't do it is because the US [U]historically[/U] has had a long aversion to using it's military and militarism especially. It's only after World War II, the Korean War, and finally when Reagan got elected did this change. With the way things are going and the way dipshits seem to glorify the military (GO MARINEZ) this might change some day and we'll see M1 Abrams rolling through DC eventually.

[QUOTE=joost1120;44697244]Still being outperformed by Russia. Ever seen an Su-27/34/35 do a Cobra? That shit's metal. [video=youtube;b-VNSJMiNt0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-VNSJMiNt0[/video][/QUOTE] You make it sound like the F22 can't do that

-sorry?-

the perfect time to invade the rest of ukraine

BTRs are so cool. I'd like to own one some day, you can buy BTR-70s for like $30,000 but then you have to get them across the ocean.