left my cellphone in the freezer, forgot about it, found it behind corndogs a few months later.
still worked until I soddered a smiley face into the back of it in metalshop.
Gone to a church youth club, sat in a corner room with nothing but me and 10 Flumps for half an hour. Either that or pretended to be a sniffer dog.
Tripped over a wall and fell into a car park. Got up an tried to hug these two kids playing cards. Then fell back over again.
lol wow ^.^
[QUOTE=Luke510;18758856]left my cellphone in the freezer, forgot about it, found it behind corndogs a few months later.
still worked until I soddered a smiley face into the back of it in metalshop.[/QUOTE]
Haha, i could never bring myself to throw that phone away.
Me and some friends decided to get baked and go to an omnimax theatre, we got baked and decided that the theatre was too far so we would go to a cheaper one that is closer, after some traveling we spot a mcdonalds, we stop to cram our mouths and afterwards we all forget our plan to go to a movie and go home.
Lost my phone once when I was high, right before a three week T-break. Didn't have a phone for three weeks, pissed me right the fuck off. Three weeks later, probably 3 minutes after I lit up that first bowl right as the high started to hit me, I remembered exactly where I lost my phone.
Got really baked and tried to ride a longboard fell on some rocks behind me and cut an inch of elbow off from it...... it hurt...... but i didn't care.
[QUOTE=Chron-man;18775849]Got really baked and tried to ride a longboard fell on some rocks behind me and cut an inch of elbow off from it...... it hurt...... but i didn't care.[/QUOTE]
Don't go skating on PCP.
[QUOTE=TheMiracle;18776376]Don't go skating on PCP.[/QUOTE]
Lol i wouldn't do PCP anyway
OP cant krump betta then me
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or wu tang
Ive seen and done so much stupid shit when Im high or drunk or whatever..
I cant remember THE funniest thing but I do stupid shit all the time like
Pulling up on the front of the school lawn right by the door, slam the gas to the floor and leave 10 foot burnout marks on the lawn.
Throwing 3 liter works bombs at important peoples houses in the middle of the night.
Stacked about 200 walnuts with the green skin on the windshield of my car, carefully pulled .out of my friends lawn, came up to the intersection, gassed it and steered hard to the left, scattering the walnuts all over the middle of the road, was alot funnier if you were there.
Theres alot more but I cant be arsed to think of them at the moment.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18783734]Ive seen and done so much stupid shit when Im high or drunk or whatever..
I cant remember THE funniest thing but I do stupid shit all the time like
Pulling up on the front of the school lawn right by the door, slam the gas to the floor and leave 10 foot burnout marks on the lawn.
Throwing 3 liter works bombs at important peoples houses in the middle of the night.
Stacked about 200 walnuts with the green skin on the windshield of my car, carefully pulled .out of my friends lawn, came up to the intersection, gassed it and steered hard to the left, scattering the walnuts all over the middle of the road, was alot funnier if you were there.
Theres alot more but I cant be arsed to think of them at the moment.[/QUOTE]
Stole a bunch of shit from a house and got put on house arrest is one he forgot.
I don't do a lot of funny shit... I mean it's funny at the time but afterwards it's just like "What."
I wrote an essay on water droplets going down the window...
...it was three and a half pages long.
Lockpicking my way up to 17 stories high building. (Actually on the roof, the shit is windy when on top and it's granny appartments so it's pretty safe. )
Should I mention I did a 16 stories and a 19 stories high building while sober?
[QUOTE=Boyblunder;18784248]Stole a bunch of shit from a house and got put on house arrest is one he forgot.
I don't do a lot of funny shit... I mean it's funny at the time but afterwards it's just like "What."
I wrote an essay on water droplets going down the window...
...it was three and a half pages long.[/QUOTE]
Asshole...
[QUOTE=Luke510;18758856]left my cellphone in the freezer, forgot about it, found it behind corndogs a few months later.
still worked until I soddered a smiley face into the back of it in metalshop.[/QUOTE]
how can u go around with no cellphone without noticing? that makes no sense
[QUOTE=anders22;18798766]how can u go around with no cellphone without noticing? that makes no sense[/QUOTE]
I forgot where it was at. aka lost.
My buddy was at a friends house and found out that he lost his cellphone when he got home, so he went back to his friends house and looked for the rest of the night. Right when he was about to go home he found it in his sweatshirt pocket.
My friend left his facebook on and was playing video games, so I went on his account and asked the girl he hates the most if she wanted to go on a date, and he got really pissed at me the next day when she kept calling him.
I was talking to my friend in his kitchen about something when I started to notice him not talking to me. But I was just standing there blabbing on while I watched him with his back to me...standing at the oven...doing nothing...
His sudden quietness struck me as odd, so I asked "Did you hear me?"
"What?"
"I asked you a question."
"..You were licking the wall."
:geno:
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I didn't believe him at first. Thought he was fucking with me. So I stood in front of said wall.
It felt eerily familiar.
first time i smoked a blunt i confused two asian kids i know named kevin, i thought he was the same person cause he had bandaid sb dunks, but the shoes the kid was wearing were NOTHING like bandaids lol. my friends still fuck with me about that.
me and my friends played hide and seek one time, i ripped down a bunch of curtains by accident at his house.
one day i was coming home on vicodin, i saw my mom at the top of the stairs in my house, she saw me, i walked around in circles till she came down and gave her a big hug which i usually dont do, she was all like "why are you acting so weird" and i was like idunno i just wanted to give you a hug
I once got utterly fuckered up when I started smoking weed and thought I was a cow. My friend posted a list of quotes on myspace that night which I said during my brief time as a bovine named Mildred.
"I AM MILDRED!"
"I'm a cow... meowwwww"
"I'm off to find new pasteur!"
"I eat grass, right?"
"I did a bad thing.. :("
"Life is just one sick, ironic joke...." *falls over*
It was the best time I've ever had on grass. It was also one of the first times I'd listened to I Am The Walrus, that probably got to me a little too.
[QUOTE=zombologist;18813957]I once got utterly fuckered up when I started smoking weed and thought I was a cow. My friend posted a list of quotes on myspace that night which I said during my brief time as a bovine named Mildred.
"I AM MILDRED!"
"I'm a cow... meowwwww"
"I'm off to find new pasteur!"
"I eat grass, right?"
"I did a bad thing.. :("
"Life is just one sick, ironic joke...." *falls over*
It was the best time I've ever had on grass. It was also one of the first times I'd listened to I Am The Walrus, that probably got to me a little too.[/QUOTE]
Did you actually eat any grass?
Yes, Yes I did. It was crazy night.
My friend got crazy high once on a field, you couldn't talk with him for nearly an hour while he was laughing his ass off to random shit, rolling around and eating grass because he was a horse
When we did shrooms the first time, we smoked a bunch while we were waiting for them to kick in. We were chillin in a car outside our friends house, and then all of a sudden my buddy opens the door, shrieks, jumps out, and then starts running and jumping around the street. We chase him (it's like 9pm, it's dark, and it's cold as fuck) and ask him what the fuck he's doing.
His response: "I'm a jackrabbit"
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