This is a non-serious yet relevant to story line Interactive picture war about an abandoned bigfoot that rose to fame after he was filmed by an american documentary team in 2016, but you dont know that
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[I]Italics[/I]=Someone talking
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[I]Hi, that me, no no not the big hairy ape thing, the egg right there, yeah, my mum and dad were very loving to me, atleast I think, I was an egg at the time, well as far as I know, I was loved... Untill[/I]
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[I]My dad caught my mom sleeping with another bigfoot, I know whatcher thinking, 2 thing, How do I know this if I was an egg, Well, 2 years alone requires imagination, And Is there other Bigfoot out there... Ya...[/I]
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[I]So anyway, my dad decided to take revenge on my mom, so for reasons I dont quiet understand, he threw me away, and into the side of a mountain... Kinda weird isn't it?[/I]
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[I]SO stuck there for what seemed like an eternity, which was actually 2-3 weeks, Which is pretty much the time it takes for a bigfoot egg to hatch[/I]
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[I]So, 2 years later, im finally here, I managed to make it through babyfoothood by doing shit I dont even remember, my name is... Well I dont even know, tell you what, lets make a name up for us... What do you think I should be called?[/I]
And for you people who are gonna say "Why didnt you use OOFT?", I couldn't be assed to go back and forth between every single page :/ but ill use it from here on out
He should be named Foot Big.
[I]Foot big huh, Yeah, that'd do nicely, Foot big... Yeaah!!!, Anyway, uh, my memory escapes me, what did I do exactly?[/I]
You remember your loved memories of creating a best friend name Hand Big made out of dirt, and you went to the moon (in your imagination obviously). You remember you went to the moon alot with Hand big, Until The evil Destroyer came and took him away...
[I]I dont remember that at all, LIAR![/I]
Rape?
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[QUOTE=trifon;24088403][I]I dont remember that at all, LIAR![/I][/QUOTE]
Well you want to remember that, because that would be awesome :C
[I]Tell me something that really happened[/I]
You remember that you sat, for endless days, waiting for another soul to pass you by, because you were afraid that if you left, then you would get lost.
You had sex with your friends sister and she gave you HIV. Then your friend figured it out and he hit you... hard.
[I]I dont have any friends >.>[/I]
Omg your avatar :razz:
:D
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Sure you do, remember that plant?
7000th post is :D
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[i]that plant died for rape![/i]
As you were a baby, you probably didn't do anything important.
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[I]I waited for endless hours for someone to talk to, untill eventually, someone came, it seemed to be exactly like me but a brighter colour, Untill it said something "HI", It said, I was frightened at first, I didnt know it could talk, But it seemed to giggle, Not in the way I giggle, Not that I do that.[/I]
Ask it to be friends with you.
Fap.
But no be friends with the weird white thing.
[I]For what I can remember, I just asked it "Wanna be friends", It giggled and said "We cant be friends silly", I asked "Why not" It just giggled like I was joking or something, I dont know why, But it was pissing me off[/I]
Take the piss because he is different :v:
It*
Meh
[QUOTE=trifon;24088782] Not in the way I giggle, Not that I do that.[/I][/QUOTE]
Cuz I'm a [B]MAN YETI[/B]
Tears welled up in your eyes, you just wanted a friend.
Also, If anyone wants his/her/its/hermaphrodites army to be featured in this, just PM me or talk to me on steam, though Im not gonna assept everyone
[QUOTE=trifon;24088957][I]For what I can remember, I just asked it "Wanna be friends", It giggled and said [B]"We cant be friends silly"[/B], I asked "Why not" [B]It just giggled like I was joking or something, I dont know why, But it was pissing me off[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
Kill it.
Bludgeon it in the face with a rock/your fists.
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[I]I scratched it untill it was just a pile of red water and fur, In the distance I saw a figure, it Seemed to get larger and larger, and when it was very very close, it said "Did you just kill my daughter you little fuck!", I thought to my self, What the fuck is a "daughter", He got his claws out for some reason, Maybe he wanted to scratch my back, not that it was itchy[/I]
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