Pedophile Nintendo 3DS title "If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl I'd Probably XXX" offers preord - Polidicks

[table="width: 500"] [tr] [td][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23rux.jpg[/IMG][/td] [td][IMG]http://images.eurogamer.net/2011/articles//a/1/4/3/7/0/2/1/full.jpg.jpg/EG11/resize/724x-1[/IMG][/td] [td][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23ruv.jpg[/IMG][/td] [td][IMG]http://images.eurogamer.net/2011/articles//a/1/4/3/7/0/2/1/full__9_.jpg.jpg/EG11/resize/400x-1[/IMG][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23rut.jpg[/IMG][/td] [td][IMG]http://gloopyeegra.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/082.jpg[/IMG][/td] [td][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23ruz.jpg[/IMG][/td] [td][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23ruy.jpg[/IMG][/td] [/tr] [/table] [QUOTE]The title of D3 Publisher's new 3DS game asks you to fill in the blanks: "If I were in a sealed room with girl, I'd probably XXX." Developed by Intense, makers of the "Escape From the Sealed Room" series, If I Were in a Sealed Room With a Girl is part love sim and part escape game. The game is split into two worlds. In the dream world, you find yourself trapped with a girl in a sealed room, and you must work together to escape. In the real world, you attempt to make a girl you have the hots for fall in love with you. Famitsu's reveal article on the game reveals three girls, Kazumi, Kokoro and Tsubasa. The game's character designs are from Nao Shirahane. You'll get to show to the world what noble things you'd do if locked away with a girl this Winter. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]In addition to the usual telephone cards, tosho cards and Quo cards one expects from retailer separate bonus items, there's also an "A4 portrait" which you hopefully won't frame on your mantle. If you feel like you've seen some of these before, you might be remembering the black and white sketch versions that D3 released earlier this month. See 4Gamer's report for details on where you should buy if you want a particular item. You may also like... Just Because a Girl is Locked Away in a Room Doesn't Mean She Can't Have Naughty Pre-order Bonuses LATEST HEADLINES Persona 4 The Golden Dated for June 14 Sega Hints at Hastune Miku 3DS Demo For Tonight High Marks For One Piece Pirate Musou in Famitsu Etrian Odyssey IV Set for 3DS Ono: No Comment on Download Characters for PS3/360 Street Fighter x Tekken Square Enix Planning Kingdom Hearts 3D Pre Launch Event PlayStation Vita Street Fighter x Tekken Due in Fall with 12 New Characters Witch and the 100 Soldiers Sexy Witch Pre-order Bonuses Monster Hunter Card Master Available on iOS/Android Today Mega Man 2 Boss Keychains Final Fantasy Trading Card Game -- Chapter 5 Thirteen Minutes and Twenty Screens of Love Shot Touch Application Kingdom Hearst 3D Includes Recap of Past Kingdom Hearts Games Robotics;Notes Release Date Set Next Nintendo Direct Scheduled For Tomorrow One Piece Pirate Musou: Trailer 4 Sakurai Finally Making Moves on Next Smash Bros. Nintendo Killing Wii no Ma Service Bakemonogatari Conversion Set for PSP PlayStation Vita Legend of Heroes Due in August See More Articles [/QUOTE] [url]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/[/url] [url]http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=449134[/url] :pwn:

If I was sealed in a room with a girl I'd probably play this game. Go.

Pictures are broken, oh darn

If I was in a sealed girl with this game I'd probably play this room.

I'd buy it but whats the point of only simulating it?

hot

[QUOTE=toaster468;34810910]I'd buy it but whats the point of only simulating it?[/QUOTE] To prepare you for the real thing, of course

where do i preorder

Virtual spaghetti in pockets simulator 2012 10/10

I think the source site can't handle the traffic :v: [url]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/[/url]

I'd play monopoly i dunno what else is there to do with girls.

Japan

Schoolchild DLC

Ok don't go to the sources, learned that the hard way.

What the fuck happened in [url=http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23rut.jpg]this picture[/url] *You are sealed in a room with a girl. The door is locked. Your options are: -Look around -Sleep -Fuck her *Or you could try something else. What do you do? >use girl on door *You finally solved the mystery of the sealed room! If only Kuikamarumihana-chan could follow you back into the real world... and wasn't dead due to blunt damage with a door.

Finally a title that can justify buying a 3DS for me.

BRB, buying a 3DS

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btq-83N7IYw[/media] This game has boob physics.

[QUOTE=Polyethylene;34811130][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=btq-83N7IYw[/media] This game has boob physics.[/QUOTE] Unrealistic due to lack of developer experience

If I were in a sealed room with girl, I'd probably lose my virginity and become a man. Then get the fuck out

[QUOTE=Polyethylene;34811130][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btq-83N7IYw[/media] This game has boob physics.[/QUOTE]It's like their tits are made out of jello.

Why the hell am I tempted to actually buy this? [editline]21st February 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://sadpanda.us/images/938950-DO3T746.jpg[/IMG] Oh, right. I forgot about that.

50 seconds into that video: [I]oh god there's tentacle rape[/I]

I'm confused is this actually R rated and hentai or just some tease nobody likes a tease

Thanks, Nintendo. There totally wasn't enough titles that cater to potential rapists.

[QUOTE=toaster468;34810910]I'd buy it but whats the point of only simulating it?[/QUOTE] how about stimulating :quagmire:

[QUOTE=The Baconator;34810882][TABLE="width: 500"] [TR] [TD][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23rut.jpg[/IMG][/TD] [TD][IMG]http://gloopyeegra.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/082.jpg[/IMG] [/TD] [TD][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23ruz.jpg[/IMG][/TD] [TD][IMG]http://andriasang.com/con014/sealed_room_girl_bonuses/23ruy.jpg[/IMG] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/QUOTE] That [I]cannot [/I]be safe for work. 2/10 would not insert cartridge

[QUOTE=Last or First;34811257]50 seconds into that video: [I]oh god there's tentacle rape[/I][/QUOTE] Wouldn't be a japanese sex game without tentacles.

My little brother has a 3ds

So is this Japan only? Does anyone know if the 3DS is region locked? These are important questions that will help my buying decisions