my fricken cat won't stop scratching at my door because he is hungry!!! it's so damn annoying as hell, fuck. He reaches up and scratches the door and jiggles the doorknob but his dumb ass hasn't got thumbs to open the door. what a retard. the worst part is i fed him like an hour ago n he is fat as shit anyway so whatever he should be good.
anyone else have this problem? what did you do about it?
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love you doug
this would happen all of the time to me but with a different cat than yours
best of luck!
feed him some rat poison
it worked for me
whatever i just fed the little prick (literally lol, i've seen his penis and it's WAY smaller than mine) he should be good for the rest of the night. maybe this will work. i'm still really really angry though.
also happy belated bday hope u had a good one
When my cat was still alive I would put hotsauce or wasabi on the doorknob so the cat would stay away. However, he got smarter over time and learned to use leaves to wipe it off, and then he would continue jiggling the doorknob. We brought the cat to a pet therapist and the shrink basically said it had "separation anxiety." In response to that, we got a new cat from the shelter so it would have a friend. THEN BOTH OF THOSE CATS JIGGLE THE DOORKNOB IT DIDN'T WORK.
hello doug
[QUOTE=Performula;34644796]When my cat was still alive I would put hotsauce of wasabi on the doorknob so the cat would stay away. However, he got smarter over time and learned to use leaves to wipe it off, and then he would continue jiggling the doorknob. We brought the cat to a pet therapist and the shrink basically said it had "separation anxiety." In response to that, we got a new cat from the shelter so it would have a friend. NOW BOTH OF THOSE CATS JIGGLE THE DOORKNOB IT DIDN'T WORK.[/QUOTE]
well i just fed mine so it's like giving him a friend. if he keeps doing this i am going to give him to the shelter but he's really fat and doesn't like people so he will probably be put down but i'm trying to watch tv and he's fucking everything up!
Put superglue on the doorknob so when he tries to use leaves to wipe it off they get stuck and he leaves
If it's an interior door just leave it open. If it's an exterior one and you don't have problems with possums and racoons in your area(which rules me out, sadly), install a cat door.
maybe replace your doors with bead curtains ?
[QUOTE=Dougapus;34644826]well i just fed mine so it's like giving him a friend. if he keeps doing this i am going to give him to the shelter but he's really fat and doesn't like people so he will probably be put down but i'm trying to watch tv and he's fucking everything up![/QUOTE]
I feel your pains but sending him to a kill shelter is not the right thing to do. Have you ever taken your cat to the therapist?
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you and your cat are in my prayers tonight before I go to bed...
maybe you could feed him?
[QUOTE=Performula;34644864]I feel your pains but sending him to a kill shelter is not the right thing to do. Have you ever taken your cat to the therapist?
[editline]10th February 2012[/editline]
you and your cat are in my prayers tonight before I go to bed...[/QUOTE]
you do know this is doug, fp's biggest troll.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;34644937]you do know this is doug, fp's biggest troll.[/QUOTE]
there's a cat in trouble and you insist on making jokes
shame on you
[QUOTE=barttool;34644932]maybe you could feed him?[/QUOTE]
dude he said his cat is fat i think he's had enough....
I felt bad for your cat so i made it a duck. Good luck Dougs cat.
[IMG]http://www.dreamstime.com/funny-duck-thumb12791413.jpg[/IMG]
If I was to get a cat, then I would go to measures so as to prevent it from bothering me. Using textbook information on the breed that I select, I would measure the approximate dilation of the cat's anal sphincter. Armed with this information I would then go to Dealextreme and buy a cheap wireless massager, measured to the cat's rectal dimensions of course. I would insert the massager into the cat's anus and flip on the massager when the cat does wrong. This would deter the cat from doing these things. The only downside is that I figure I would have to dig through the liter box once a day to find the massager.
doug <3
photoshopped. ducks have feathers, not fur shithead
Doug, have my babies
I still have nightmares about that cat
Remove the cat from the equation.
The cat will be removed if you don't assist with this issue, do you not understand?
Cook the cat
[QUOTE=GameDev;34645364]Cook the cat[/QUOTE]
Just donate it to an Asian restaurant so Asians in need can eat it. Think of the people, man.
Uhm..
The point of this thread?
[QUOTE=GoDLik3;34645681]Uhm..
The point of this thread?[/QUOTE]
can't you see this man has cat problems??
people are so insensitive these days.......
what if you leave a big pile of food outside your door that way he can feed himself
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