After reading some Tucker Max I’m inspired (aka shamelessly steal his style) to write about a memory so what’s best to write about that drugs, right? Also, I made this thread because I was bored and you guys seem like cool people so I will share this with you, and maybe to get some advice for next time
Yes i realize that I mix tenses at certain points, oops.
So one night I go to a friend’s house, let’c call him Com, along with two other friends. One of those friends, let’s call him Tree, drank more than the rest. Com’s mom was about to arrive, and we didn’t want her to see Tree in this drunk state so we had to go out.
So here we are, walking towards a park, and it is nearing midnight. We just sit there talking and laughing at Tree’s shenanigans. At one point I have to pee, and I go to a nearby tree. I am standing there peeing, and I notice Tree is coming close
Me: Dude what the fuck are you doing
Tree: This looks delicious
I am here with my dick out peeing, and the drunk guy next to me says “This looks delicious”. Think about that for a minute.
Tree walks off and I realized what he said before was aimed at something else, he walked towards a nearby tree and attempted to bite it.
After laughing about this for a good minute or so, we decide to sit down, not really knowing what to do. Suddenly, a black guy (To TH89: Me stating this has a purpose in a while) walks towards us and shakes our hands, and I’m confused and honestly pretty scared. A shady guy comes at around at a few minutes past midnight, we are a group of kinda drunk teenagers. “oh god what if he rapes us” crosses my mind.
The guy then says:
BlackGuy: I know I’m black, I know I may look like a mugger, but I’m cool, trust me (he actually said that)
The guy took candy from a bag and asked for money. Tree and the other friend decided to pay him, while not taking candy from strangers seemed like a good idea to me and Com.
[b]Anyway, skip to a few months later:[/b]
We went to Com’s house again, just me and Tree.
I decided not to drink this time because I didn’t feel like it. At about midnight, for some reason I really wanted to buy weed. Now, I’ve tried weed before, but I’ve never actually bought some.
So, Com agreed, and Tree just went along.
We walked for about 15 minutes to a completely different park, not the one I mentioned from a few months before.
We walked around the park a good ten minutes, just looking for people who might look like dealers or stoners.
We decided to give up, and walked towards a place were we could buy something to drink. We passed by a bench were this old man and some ugly woman sat, he looked at us with a smug face and said some gibberish. I suggested we kept walking since I liked not being raped by old men. A few benches away, there were a group of guys sitting down, and they gave of a smell that Com instantly recognize, and when he looked at us with a “This is it” look, we knew it too.
We went to get the drinks (actually it was only Tree, who got a Pepsi or water or something) and I asked Com what to do. He told us to just go and ask, since they clearly had weed on them. Tree never wanted the weed, so he sat down on a bench next to the old man from before. I laughed at this.
Me and Com walked towards the group, and I couldn’t help but to laugh, then a guy stood up in front of us. He had a weird fucking eye and a scar below that weird eye. He put two fingers in front of his mouth and said: “Ganja?”
Now this is when the interesting bit comes.
As I am trying to remember how much money we have, a guy which looked like Hurley that was seating on the bench with EyeGuy asked me if I wanted coke (or something.). I refused.
(Note, we have another currency here and I have changed it to $’s just for you guys!)
The guy wanted to charge us what would be $3 for something he had on an aluminum wrap, but we only had what would be a $20 note and they didn’t have any change.
We are discussing what to do, when I see a figure approaching. He stops and talks to us, and lo and behold: he is BlackGuy, from a few months ago. What are the fucking odds.
I was about to ask him if he remembered us when he took a small ziploc bag with weed in it. That was enough to shut me up.
Ok, so I throughly realize that this fucker ripped us of, but at the time we just wanted to get it over with so we just followed:
We asked BlackGuy what he charged, and it went something like this:
Me: So how much for the bag?
EyeGuy: Hey, we saw them first! And we’re charging 10 for this good shit (waves the aluminum thing about)
BlackGuy: AAH That’s nothing, this is really potent shit!
Me: Wait, how much for that?
BlackGuy: (See’s $20 note) Well I can leave it at $20
EyeGuy: Nah man! This is only $3 and it’s better
Me: I mean...(to BlackGuy) can I just give you the $20 and you give me change so I can buy from him (I probably drank a bit more than I thought if I thought this would work)
BlackGuy: Well yeah, but this is better weed!
Me: (to Com) You know what, it’s your choice.
Com just gives me with a do whatever the fuck look
Me: Okay.
I give the money to BlackGuy and he gives me the bag, we shake hands and he leaves.
Com talks to EyeGuy, I say something to EyeGuy, he looks at me and ignores me it seems, and Com writes EyeGuy’s phone number. We leave, I say goodbye to Hurley and we pick up Tree.
Tree: Did you manage to pick up the weed?
Me: Yeah. You won’t believe it, the same BlackGuy from the park a few months back gave it to us! Did you manage to talk to your new pedophile friend (referring to the old guy)
Tree: Yeah, he kept repeating gibberish, “ganja? ganja?” or something.
Postscript:
Well it seems we were ripped off. I’m not sure how much weed there was in the bag, but it was shit weed. The bag was full of seed’s and stems, and it took a lot of hits to get the high going. Once you get there it was fine though, but still. It was nothing compared to the second time I tried weed (nothing happened on the first time), when I felt amazing on the second hit.
Hell, that shit we bought might have been oregano and the eventual high a placebo or some shit.
Oh, I tried calling EyeGuy recently, turns out his number has been banned or something since he forgot to register his phone. lmao
[editline]7th December 2010[/editline]
sorry if the writing's a bit messy, it's 2 am and im tired as fuk
lol
Always deal through friends. If you can't do that... family. Here in Saskatchewan, we like to call going to a park and actually looking for a random drug dealer, "Des' mode".
That's why I don't like buying shit from random people. I always ask my friends if they know a reliable person
[QUOTE=Shustriy;26545035]That's why I don't like buying shit from random people. I always ask my friends if they know a reliable person[/QUOTE]
But I don't think any of my friends have a "set" dealer, so we need to find one, and this seems like the only way
I am glad one of my best friends is a steady dealer.. he cuts me a sweet deal and we hang constantly and smoke each other out.
Or you could just go about handing out switch blades while waring a shirt that says "stab me" on the back.
Well yesterday I tried my friend's weed, two joints left me higher than many hits of the weed I had.
A lot of people end up buying shit weed the first time they buy. Just try to stay away from shady people as much as possible.
How can you not be sure if it was oregano or not? It's pretty obvious.
Also, are you always afraid of being raped by strangers?
[QUOTE=Lenni;26574199]How can you not be sure if it was oregano or not? It's pretty obvious.
Also, are you always afraid of being raped by strangers?[/QUOTE]
Haha, that oregano part was a joke.
and yes
I remember the first time I bought weed.
I was talking with some friends then a black guy walked up to us and we all bough weed and smoked it instantly.
first time i ever picked up bud it was some jack herrer from amsterdam linked through my brothers mate before they all went to uni. Probably the best bud i've ever picked up and that was a year and a half ago now :(
Huh, I may be picking up more weed soon, maybe tomorrow, using a similar method.
Any suggestions?
I got Cinderella the second time, and mids the first
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;26598026]I got Cinderella the second time, and mids the first[/QUOTE]
Huh, what are mids? I've heard that term before, but I'm not sure what they are.
[editline]10th December 2010[/editline]
nvm, urban dictionary exists for a reason.
its kinda obvious, first time i heard it i instantly thought normal generic unsticky-icky weed
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;26598590]its kinda obvious, first time i heard it i instantly thought normal generic unsticky-icky weed[/QUOTE]
Unsticky? Is weed better when it's sticky or dry?
sticky icky is the bomb shit, smells really pungent, is in nug form, is moistish (this part isn't to important, i think sticky moistness just means it was cured right?) and is covered in crystals. anything else like color, shape and especially name are mostly irrelevant
My friend said that once he had bud that was so sticky, he threw it at a wall and it stuck. Is it plausible or is he just bullshitting?
[QUOTE=Shustriy;26599391]My friend said that once he had bud that was so sticky, he threw it at a wall and it stuck. Is it plausible or is he just bullshitting?[/QUOTE]
Coincidentally I have heard the same story. It's bullshit.
Yep, I think I may buy some today, this time divided between 3 people.
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last story time from me.
holy shit QUADRUPLE POST, where's automerge
[quote]So this time we went to the same park, and I was drunker than last time. Me and Com went around the
park while a few other guys waited somewhere.
I saw a group of people selling crafts on the center of the park and we walked over. I bought a rasta
bracelet and a kickass pipe (and I bartered the price with my drunk skills).
So, we walked around the same place that we bought the first time, and I think I saw the same old man
from the first time, and this time they actually said "WEED?" to us. We sat down nearby, and a weird
looking guy with a mustache came.
Mustache: You want weed right?
Me: Yeah
Mustache: How much?
Me: I don't know, how much you got?
He just looked at me. I realized the stupidity of the question that I just asked
Mustache man told us to wait, and he would bring a bag or something.
A while later, this guy comes speaking in english (keep in mind that we speak spanish here)
EnglishMan: Do you want weed?
Me: (Confused because he's talking in english) Um..Yeah
EnglishMan: How much do you want?
Com wants to talk, but then I step in
Me: One kilogram
EnglishMan gets mad and stands up and says: I don't sell weed you're confused
Com looks at me and tells me I'm an idiot. I am not amused.
Me: Why am I an idiot?
Com: Why do you ask for ONE FUCKING KILO?
Me: Oh, I meant a gram.
Com: Ugh whatever. We'll just wait until the mustache guy comes back
A few minutes later EnglishMan comes back, and he still seems angry, he begins to say something in
english
Me: Hang on, can you please speak in spanish?
EnglishMan: alright
Me: Jesus, why did you get so mad before?
EM: Why do you ask me for one kilo? YOURE NOT WITH THE COPS ARE YOU
Me: no
EM: aight. How much do you want.
After negotiating, he asks us if we want "regular or skunk". Com says regular quikly, and he says it
would be $30. He asks for $7 upfront (remember we used another currency, changing it to dollars make it
seem awkward). He tells us to be in front of 'that' cafe in 20 minutes We give him the money and go
through the normal "I think we just got mugged" routine.
The guy comes back (surprisingly), and tells us to walk with him (I am amased that we survived), he
hands us some "ladies night!" advertisement while we give him the money and he gives us the SKUNK weed.
"I don't know you" he says as he leaves into the night...
Walking back, we see a fricking TEACHER (with his also teacher girlfriend) walking towards us. I am
about to shit myself in half when Com says hi to him normally. This is how it went:
Com: "SIIIIIR"
Teacher: Guys! what are you doing here?
Us: PARTYING
Teacher: Haha, but you're fifteen! how are you partying?
Me: WITH WATER
The teacher gives us a weird look, says bye and we just walk away. We laugh uncontrollably. [/quote][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8zkjc.jpg[/IMG]
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I think i saw that pipe before...
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