• Forcible opressive eco-crazy parents (in particular)
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Before you read: NO. I'm not a 14 year old angsty rebellious teenage kid. I'm 19, waiting for school in August and living with ma. So, Facepunch, do you have eco-obsessive parents that think that every dish made in the microwave or gets stamped as "fastfood" is bad for you and that you are only allowed (oh the joy of being broke) to eat salads, lettuce, tomatoes, sandwiches with a thin slice of ham and the rest being sellery and leek? I do. I'm getting frustrated as fuck. I appreciate my mom for trying to get me on a "heaaaalthy" and "gooood" diet, but damn, thats coercery. I told her that I perfectly understand that she wants to be slimmer and thus has to cut off sodium/grease/oil-products but I told her that I'm young and healthy and don't NEED to slim down or be obsessive with products that have "now with 30% less fat!" stamps on them. Now everytime I bring up this discussion, she immately threatens me saying that if I don't stop bitching shes gonna lock herself in the room (yeah what the fuck right). So now I'm fucking desperate. I'd drink my own piss, eat a whole nutmeg (read the various trips, its fucking scary) or jump naked into the frozen ocean. Seriously, ANYTHING - JUST SO I CAN ENJOY A FAT, GREASY, OILY, DELICIOUS MCCHICKEN BURGER WITH FRIES, MCNUGETS, SUNDAE ICECREAM AND THREE 1$-CHEESBURGERS. Fuck I'm going crazy. You can mix lettuce and tuna and get a pretty good meal bro, but eating that shit constantly gets boring. Fast. Really fast. And then it gets disgusting. Brb while I go choke a bitch EDIT: wait wat did i spell wrong besides sellery
Get money. Buy your own food.
Buy your food yourself?
Dun eat your vegetables fuck da pooleece.
Bring a KFC family deal home for dinner.
I can't damn it. No work. I live in a rightwing town with 3000 people and 50% of them come from Iraq and fucking would kill you if you do anything wrong Oh and no work avalable
Go get a 1 euro hamburger, bring it home. Start eating it when she walks in the room. Pics of face please.
Or get a job and live in your own place.
[QUOTE=HeyMate;20569942]50% of them come from Iraq and fucking would kill you if you do anything wrong[/QUOTE] what the fuck kind of excuse is that that doesn't even make sense
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;20569949]what the fuck kind of excuse is that that doesn't even make sense[/QUOTE] Yeah, I forgot. No work is available.
It's unhealthy to eat that shit all the time. You need protien and fats or you will be a weak little twig of a man. Tell your mother she knows fuck all of nutrition and that if she doesn't want you to suffer from some fucked up deficiency she will let you vary your diet from the supposedly "healthy" foods.
[QUOTE=HeyMate;20569960]Yeah, I forgot. No work is available.[/QUOTE] Stop making bullshit excuses. Tell your mother that your not a 60 year old man who has high blood pressure and you can eat whatever you want, if she locks herself in her room tell her that she is acting like a 2 year old and that you will bring home a big Mac for her to chill out.
[QUOTE=HeyMate;20569960]Yeah, I forgot. No work is available.[/QUOTE] Then move place of living, that's what I'm doing.
I like salad..
Go live with other family members?
My mom went through that phase as well. Seeing as how I only lived with my mom and my sister who also went along with it, I didn't really have a choice. I took every chance I got to buy fast food. If you want to lose weight, fine by me, but I don't want to eat leaves for the rest of my life.
[QUOTE=Jallen;20569979]It's unhealthy to eat that shit all the time. You need protien and fats or you will be a weak little twig of a man. Tell your mother she knows fuck all of nutrition and that if she doesn't want you to suffer from some fucked up deficiency she will let you vary your diet from the supposedly "healthy" foods.[/QUOTE] I agree, he needs more protein instead of just fiber and vitamins. But I wouldn't recommend fast food, the bad usually outweighs the nutrition. At least for me it does, if I eat that shit two days in a row I get really sick.
Call the cops and tell them you're starving. Seriously though, I feel sorry for you. Tell her you want a decent meal, and if she threatens you with locking herself in, let her.
My mom doing that vegetarian thing and believing just about everything on the web, I told if she gets into Peta, I would end her.
.... and the rest being sellery and leek? its celery firstly. secondly your needs to ease up on you. i mean your 19, not 12. tell her this.
[QUOTE=HeyMate;20569897]Now everytime I bring up this discussion, she immately threatens me saying that if I don't stop bitching [b]shes gonna lock herself in the room (yeah what the fuck right).[/b][/QUOTE] Tell her that along with physical health, you have to watch your mental health as well.
r u srs? you should keep anything unhealthy to the weekends. anything. don't eat any fast food or any kind of candy, chips w/e during the weekdays. The sooner you learn to keep that stuff to the weekends, the better. But don't think that's it. Your mom is another one of those dumbshits who think that they'll automatically lose weight by just eating healthy. It makes me so fucking angry. Tell your mom that if she want's to lose weight she just needs to easy up on the unhealthies, there's no need to give it up completely, and tell her that if she want's to lose weight, SHE NEEDS TO MOVE HER FAT ASS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
The Angus swiss burger from McDonalds is the fucking awesome bomb. It has mushrooms, actual beef, swiss cheese, a homemade (looking) bun and a little mayonnaise. [url]http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1999202/review_mcdonalds_angus_mushroom_swiss.html[/url]
[QUOTE=HeyMate;20569942]Oh and no work avalable[/QUOTE] That is bullshit, wash some dishes or stock shelves or something. You just sound lazy. Not to mention being 19 and complaining about the horrors of [i]your parents preparing meals for you[/i] is ridiculous. When you're in your own place with bills and expenses to pay off you're going to be wishing someone was buying and preparing your food for you.
Let her lock herself in the room and then get something you want to eat, that shouldn't stop you at all
Yeah, let herself lock in room. So fucking what? She'll come out eventually.
You are 19. Go to a restaurant. Sit down. Order something unhealthy. Eat it. Pay for it. Go back home. This is not a complicated issue.
some people are starving in africa be thankful for what you have
Your 19 and most likely can drive. Get $10 and go buy that meal you are craving so bad and eat it in the car.
If you're this desperate perhaps she's right. It's good to get into good eating habits while you're young.
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