I just realized how disturbing a certain event between two janitors was.

[BagMinge104]

In fourth grade, my teacher sent me down to the janitors office to get my backpack zipper fixed. I walked down to the janitor's office, and only now do I realize how horrifying what I saw was:

One janitor was sitting in a chair with a funnel in his mouth, while the other was standing in front of him. They were obviously freaked out but my presence, but (somehow) kept their cool and helped me with my zipper. I walked out wondering what the hell they were doing with the funnel.

I don't even know what to think anymore.

[bourgogne]

horrifying story had me on the edge of my seat the whole time

[Missing User]

terrifying story had me on the edge of my seat the whole time

[tommofandan]

[QUOTE=BagMinge104;28698123]In fourth grade, my teacher sent me down to the janitors office to get my backpack zipper fixed. I walked down to the janitor's office, and only now do I realize how horrifying what I saw was:

One janitor was sitting in a chair with a funnel in his mouth, while the other was standing in front of him. They were obviously freaked out but my presence, but (somehow) kept their cool and helped me with my zipper. I walked out wondering what the hell they were doing with the funnel.

I don't even know what to think anymore.[/QUOTE]
fuck fuck fuck

[BagMinge104]

[QUOTE=tommofandan;28698171]fuck fuck fuck[/QUOTE]

I think he just forgot how to eat again.

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lG9lkRI03KU/TJmAGBIYmyI/AAAAAAAAACQ/nZ3rn3IfDPc/s1600/patrick_star-4854.jpg[/img]

[Mister Sandman]

Well, I wasn't planning on going to sleep tonight anyway.

[m0wo]

oh NO! NONONON this is a BAD EVENT!

[FlashFireSix]

"Maybe this'll teach ya to clean out those toilets"

*Pulls out bucket of toilet water*

[Alienthealien]

This story made me pee

[meatballfish]

[QUOTE=Alienthealien;28698339]This story made me pee[/QUOTE]

[Pandemix]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4[/media]

[notgeogzm]

A true epic, with multiple moments that just tug on your heartstrings, wonderfully composed story. I have never been on such a great emotional rollercoaster. I cried so hard.

[Mr Shadyface]

I just couldn't finish it. it was to extreme.

[inzuki]

I cracked my screen in horror.

[Reach Monster]

Turn it into a movie, will be a blockbuster hit.

[elitehakor v2]

After reading this story I spontaneously turned gay.

[neesu]

Oh god
the thoughts
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[Meatpuppet]

Write books

[MaveDustaine]

Masonry was excreted.

[Funktastic Dog]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/guy_screaming2.gif[/img]

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I don't understand anything anymore
[sp]but seriously what were they doing[/sp]

[Meatpuppet]

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;28699794]I don't understand anything anymore
[sp]but seriously what were they doing[/sp][/QUOTE]

PISSINg in THEIR MOUTH

[Boba_Fett]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA[/media]

[Thirteen]

I wish their was scary rating

[Nifae]

He was about to urinate inside the other janitor's mouth! :v:

[En-Guage V2]

The janitor disapproves of this thread

[img]http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/janitor-holds-a-goldfish.jpg[/img]

[mars7a]

[QUOTE=Nifae;28700006]He was about to urinate inside the other janitor's mouth! :v:[/QUOTE]

Piss off. That was a piss poor attempt at being funny.

[ZeroMinus]

Oh the possibilities.

[SevenFiveSeven]

I remember in the 6th grade I walked into a bathroom and saw two janitors groping each other. I'm pretty sure they both got fired a few months later for something similar.

[Saren]

I'm so confused right now, and it's funny how the zip file is viewing this thread right now when the janitors helped you with your zipper.
I don't know, I'm high.