Nerd³ plays: London 2012: The Official Video Game of the Olympic Games: the worst PC port of all tim - General

[video=youtube;1dJipUiJ9wY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJipUiJ9wY[/video] an hour of playing a PC game with the tutorials showing an xbox controller...

it was most likey a rushed game

I like how all the locations look great, but the models of the people look like someones first human model :v:.

Can't wait for the PC port of Eurovision Sweden 2013

I can't say I'm a huge fan of the guy who made this video, he seems a bit annoying to me. Not unwatchable, though. As for the game, I am very tempted to get it just for the laughing value but I think I'd regret it very quickly. :v:

He says he has more views than they have people, but his most popular videos don't even come close to a million views...?

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;36571032]Why would you even make a port this bad.[/QUOTE] They probably had it finished on consoles but ran out of time to work on the PC version, so they just got one guy to mash their head on the keyboard for the pc controls.

[QUOTE=Elspin;36571144]He says he has more views than they have people, but his most popular videos don't even come close to a million views...?[/QUOTE] It's a joke, dummy.

god and i thought saints row 2 port was the worst

The system requirements of this game are humorous. [quote]Recommended: OS:Windows 7 Processor:2.4 GHz Quad Core Memory:4 GB RAM Graphics:ATI 4850 / NVIDIA 8800 DirectX®:dx11 Hard Drive:10 GB HD space Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection Additional:[B]IMPORTANT: THIS GAME IS OPTIMISED / RECOMMENDED FOR GAMEPAD[/B][/quote]

[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;36571280]The system requirements of this game are humorous.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Minimum: OS:Windows SP2+ DirectX®:dx10[/QUOTE] :v:

[QUOTE=Elspin;36571144]He says he has more views than they have people, but his most popular videos don't even come close to a million views...?[/QUOTE] He means his total video views. He has a total of 5.8 million total video views.

how is this game permitted to be sold for the PC?

mapping XYAB to... X, Y, A and B? Really?

[QUOTE=gunguy765;36571439]:v:[/QUOTE] my fucking sides

I got this for the 360, it was a waste of money.

Who in their right mind would bind the keys to ABXY on a keyboard? Have any of the devs actually played a PC/Mac/etc. game before? I mean, come on, that's just a violation of common sense. Looks like the Pac-Man, Orange Box, and Saints Row 2 ports will have to move over for worst port ever.

[QUOTE=fixture;36572459]how is this game permitted to be sold for the PC?[/QUOTE] Apparently, Sega doesn't want PC gamers to miss out.

45 fucking dollars for this game, on Steam too. He payed quite a lot of money for this piece of shit, that's commitment.

i liked the part with the german skinhead and the black american in the pistol competition and the asian brit won

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;36573135]45 fucking dollars for this game, on Steam too. He payed quite a lot of money for this piece of shit, that's commitment.[/QUOTE] could get the money back from youtube for this video..

He's funny but fuck his voice is annoying.

[QUOTE=BearsAteMyCat;36571185]It's a joke, dummy.[/QUOTE] No shit sherlock, but it wasn't very funny because he doesn't even have that many views

[QUOTE=Elspin;36573366]No shit sherlock, but it wasn't very funny because he doesn't even have that many views[/QUOTE] Gee, I never thought a head-distance ratio of THAT size could ever be possible when a joke is applied to the equation.

Oh god, the keys keep changing.

The Archery part is hilarious.

jesus christ he is annoying

eSports!

[QUOTE=DireAvenger;36573377]Gee, I never thought a head-distance ratio of THAT size could ever be possible when a joke is applied to the equation.[/QUOTE] When I said "doesn't even have that many views" I didn't mean "doesn't have enough views for that statement to be correct", I mean he's fairly unknown so making comments about how popular he is just makes him seem like a bit of a cock rather than being funny

Why the fuck did he have to say that about the Olympic London Games symbol, now every time I look at it I'll be seeing [sp]Lisa Simpson giving head[/sp] :v: