• [NSFW] Viking Daughter - Cr1tikal
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NSFW: Censored porn game footage ahead [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WScatvYuH4[/media]
That bed looks definitely like a viking bed and totally not like a modern bed asset from a store
That is one lazy game, the person who made this doesn't even bother going for a proper porn game, it's just some half assed shit.
[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;53050888]That is one lazy game, the person who made this doesn't even bother going for a proper porn game, it's just some half assed shit.[/QUOTE] Looks like a full ass to me.
Oh man, love the option to load the game! No more need for foreplay, just load to your favorite part of penetration!
I felt nothing, my libido is gone....
[QUOTE=Ithon;53051390]I felt nothing, my libido is gone....[/QUOTE] i'm more aroused over cr1tikal talking dirty into my ears than i am at the video
[QUOTE=lintz;53051707]i'm more aroused over cr1tikal talking dirty into my ears than i am at the video[/QUOTE] I'd love to hear more bad porn dialogue coming from cr1tikal, his voice is so good.
By Odin's beard...
[QUOTE=TacticalBacon;53051745]I'd love to hear more bad porn dialogue coming from cr1tikal, his voice is so good.[/QUOTE] I want Cr1tikal to do erotic audiobooks.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052877]is this really how men want us to talk in an ideal world[/QUOTE] There's a reason why this game is being made fun of Several reasons, actually, but the dialogue is a part of it
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052877]is this really how men want us to talk in an ideal world[/QUOTE] I'm usually one to be fairly happy with just heavy breathing and moans tbh, the occasional 'more' or 'yes' can be nice, but the stuff in porn and shit is so overblown and corny, it generally makes me uncomfortable to even listen to. Then again I may not be the best source of how men what women to talk in bed.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052877]is this really how men want us to talk in an ideal world[/QUOTE] If your father buried three chests of gold in the forest, yes
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052877]is this really how men want us to talk in an ideal world[/QUOTE] It varies dramatically between person to person. Everyone has their own kinks. [editline]14th January 2018[/editline] except little vanilla bitches
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052877]is this really how men want us to talk in an ideal world[/QUOTE] when i'm doing the sex i expect the lines my wife practiced
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;53052943]when i'm doing the sex i expect the lines my wife practiced[/QUOTE] relationship goals tbh [QUOTE=ForgottenKane;53052922] except little vanilla bitches[/QUOTE] being vanilla is my kink
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052960]i mean i know it's weird but i see so much shit like this with dialogue like this, and it's all different people[/QUOTE] where are you finding shitty asset flip porn games at such a constant rate
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052877]is this really how men want us to talk in an ideal world[/QUOTE] in an ideal world she needs permission
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;53052965]where are you finding shitty asset flip porn games at such a constant rate[/QUOTE] Asking for a friend
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052877]is this really how men want us to talk in an ideal world[/QUOTE] My worst nightmare is my wife acting like women in American or Japanese porn during sex. Goddamn both of those just weird me out.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;53054674]My worst nightmare is my wife acting like women in American or Japanese porn during sex. Goddamn both of those just weird me out.[/QUOTE] Could be worse, she could be acting like they do in German porn.
[QUOTE=Inspecter;53054761]Could be worse, she could be acting like they do in German porn.[/QUOTE] I'm kind of scared to ask, but what do you mean by that?
[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;53054762]I'm kind of scared to ask, but what do you mean by that?[/QUOTE] Well, you know how German is just about the least sexy language in the world? Now imagine porn dialogue all in German
[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;53054762]I'm kind of scared to ask, but what do you mean by that?[/QUOTE] let's just say there's a lot of brown and yellow.
[QUOTE=PelPix123;53052960]i mean i know it's weird but i see so much shit like this with dialogue like this, and it's all different people[/QUOTE] Believe it or not writing in porn is just like writing in anything else in that it takes actual creativity and talent to do well. It's just that it's much easier to get away with being really bad at it in porn because either way you're still watching people have sex.
[QUOTE=Géza!;53054772]Well, you know how[B][I] German is just about the least sexy language in the world? [/I][/B] [/QUOTE] you take that back, schweinhund
Porn dialogue is funny because they keep stating their relationship and circumstances to the viewer. Fuck me harder [B]BROTHER[/B]. You have a big cock [B]BROTHER[/B]. Don't let your [B]FATHER[/B] find out about this [B]SON[/B]. It's like they're filling out mad libs but they have no creativity
I'm surprised we've gotten this far into a discussion about porn dialogue, without the epitome of porn dialogue being posted yet: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJOdQbP0n0[/media]
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;53055761]I'm surprised we've gotten this far into a discussion about porn dialogue, without the epitome of porn dialogue being posted yet: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJOdQbP0n0[/media][/QUOTE] This is a masterpiece and we all know it.
[video=youtube;b40QdTRaqFk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk[/video]
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