• Lazy cakes, 100% legal brownies that fuck you up
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Just picked these up at a gas station during my lunch hour. I coupled it with a purple drank, I feel really, really calmed down right now even though they were somewhat expensive. They're about 2.39 per brownie but they're worth it. [img]http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bella/assets_c/2010/12/lazy%20cakes%20brownies_open-thumb-300x313.jpg[/img] It's delicious, I'll add more content after my nap hahahaha.
So I googled it to see if it was a placebo or what not and found [url=http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/local/010611-warnings-on-lazy-cakes-relaxation-brownies]this[/url] We're not supposed to give something with a powerful herbal relaxant to babies? :downs:
The funny thing is that they are probably also laxatives. 'Relaxation' brownies indeed.
[QUOTE=Fycix;28476146]So I googled it to see if it was a placebo or what not and found [url=http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/local/010611-warnings-on-lazy-cakes-relaxation-brownies]this[/url] We're not supposed to give something with a powerful herbal relaxant to babies? :downs:[/QUOTE] What the fuck is with the reporters voice in the video linked.
[QUOTE=Fycix;28476146]So I googled it to see if it was a placebo or what not and found [url=http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/local/010611-warnings-on-lazy-cakes-relaxation-brownies]this[/url] We're not supposed to give something with a powerful herbal relaxant to babies? :downs:[/QUOTE] You're looking at a site with the word "fox" in its url and those annoying page-turn advert bullshits, they're probably exaggerating
By "fuck you up" you should specify you mean "make you sleepy" because that's about all it does. It's not supposed to get you high like weed or something, it just relaxes you and makes you sleepy.
They're a waste, buy something better with that kind of money.
[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;28476404]They're a waste, buy something better with that kind of money.[/QUOTE] Have you tried them?
Guys I just passed the fuck out for a good 45minutes in class, they also have this bob marley drink that makes you even more tired. Seriously, eat one your first time, and you probably shouldnt drink it with anything else to slow your roll too. [IMG]http://www.marleybeverages.com/img/bottles_home_section.png[/IMG] My dad is an old dead head and today is his birthday so I'm gonna give him a lazy cake.
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;28476202]What the fuck is with the reporters voice in the video linked.[/QUOTE] he sounds fucking hilarious
I like how fox is bitching about the melatonin levels when you can go buy capsules that contain more than the whole brownie at walmart :v:
Is this thread like a personal advertisement for you or what?
[QUOTE=CjienX;28478294]I like how fox is bitching about the melatonin levels when you can go buy capsules that contain more than the whole brownie at walmart :v:[/QUOTE] Is that what's in them? Melatonin?
[quote]"Could this lead to death? Absolutely," she said. "The problem with 'lazy brownies' is it contains 4 times the adult dosage of melatonin."[/quote] Yep
3.9mg of Melatonin is a lot, but not 4 times the adult dosage. That's bullshit. I've got a bottle of Melatonin supplements right here on my desk. Each of the pills is 3mg I'm really not sure why they put so much into the brownie. The common consensus is that lower doses of Melatonin are more effective than higher doses. I normally cut the pills in half, and I've have better results doing that than taking the whole thing.
haha wow. Didn't know that the brownies actually had shit in them. I might have to try one...
I work at a local hookah/head shop and we sell them for $5.24 per brownie and $8.15 for two and they fly off the shelf. Lazy cakes don't necessarily "fuck you up". they just make you tired. I ate two of them and an hour later I felt as if I hadn't slept in a couple days.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;28478601]3.9mg of Melatonin is a lot, but not 4 times the adult dosage. That's bullshit. I've got a bottle of Melatonin supplements right here on my desk. Each of the pills is 3mg I'm really not sure why they put so much into the brownie. The common consensus is that lower doses of Melatonin are more effective than higher doses. I normally cut the pills in half, and I've have better results doing that than taking the whole thing.[/QUOTE] Maybe it's because it's mixed with food, making it take longer to enter your body?
theres also valerian root, and rose hips in it. Valerian root makes you tired as fuck
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;28482279]theres also valerian root, and rose hips in it. Valerian root makes you tired as fuck[/QUOTE] Shouldn't the brownies smell like shit then? Valerian root is one of the most vile smelling things I've ever experienced. ITT: melatonin "fucks you up"
all these "natural remedies" don't do shit for me.
[QUOTE=Zeero;28482355]Shouldn't the brownies smell like shit then? Valerian root is one of the most vile smelling things I've ever experienced. ITT: melatonin "fucks you up"[/QUOTE] By fuck you up I meant, you won't be able to stay awake after eating 2 of them.
I went into a smoke shop and I saw those today. Interesting, I was thinking of buying them but I was like "anything legal must suck"
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;28484449]I went into a smoke shop and I saw those today. Interesting, I was thinking of buying them but I was like "anything legal must suck"[/QUOTE] See: Salvia
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;28484449]I went into a smoke shop and I saw those today. Interesting, I was thinking of buying them but I was like "anything legal must suck"[/QUOTE] See: 2c-x, mcat, Ayahuasca (DMT) tea
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;28484469]See: Salvia[/QUOTE] salvia sucks dick unless you like horrible experiences. i say this after taking most every drug known to man
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;28484896]salvia sucks dick unless you like horrible experiences. i say this after taking most every drug known to man[/QUOTE] not always
yes always. for me totally, every time i did salvia i couldn't take one good thing from it.
Eat these for a week straight nothing else and make jenk Gets me sooooo fucked up
eat oranges for a week straight. you'll shit nothing but orange bits
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