i was on facebook and i saw some one liking
"this Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Bob Marley taught me to live my life in peace.
Music taught me how to live."
We Need a Rock/Metal version!
Facepuch! Lets make one! :D
[quote]Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me. [/quote]
:v:
I saw that exact thing and thought 'lol'
But no we don't need that shit on facebook.
Varg Vikernes taught me how to burn down a church in under 7 minutes.
Megadeth taught me to first take out the organs, then cut off the head.
(Black Friday! :rock:)
oh god ahaha, I laughed :v:
Slayer taught me to [highlight]SACRIFICETHELIVESSOFALLIKNOW,THEYSOONSHALLDIE. THEIRSSOULSAREDAMNEDTOROTINHELLAND FEED THE FIRES GROWING DEEP INSIDE...[/highlight]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7jIApA6U1M[/media]
Metallica taught me to obay my master
Dethklok taught me how to awaken the lake troll of Finland, Mustakrakish.
No better than the YOU SAY BEIBER I SAY METALLICA LOLXD!!!1 shit on youtube.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;27136051]Dethklok taught me how to awaken the lake troll of Finland, Mustakrakish.[/QUOTE]
Dethklok taught me how to piss in a sea of piss.
[QUOTE=Klotter;27135629]i was on facebook and i saw some one liking
[/QUOTE]
welp thats all i need to know
Symphony X taught me to lose faith in who I am.
Metallica taught me that we all have our failures. [sp]Like St Anger[/sp]
[QUOTE=agentgamma;27141115]Symphony X taught me to lose faith in who I am.
Metallica taught me that we all have our failures. [sp]Like St Anger[/sp][/QUOTE]
Never changing, just re-arranging my life again.
[QUOTE=agentgamma;27141115]Symphony X taught me to lose faith in who I am.
Metallica taught me that we all have our failures. [sp]Like St Anger[/sp][/QUOTE]
I like St. Anger :colbert:
Opeth taught me how to making drowning someone into a thirteen-minute epic.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-PaT0Bgj-Y[/media]
At least, that's all I can get out of the album's lyrics. I've tried on at least four separate occasions. :geno:
Music taught me to listen to music.
:smug:
[editline]2nd January 2011[/editline]
Marvin Gaye taught me life was worth living to have sex with women continuously.
[sp]so far it has not been fulfilled to that extent but one day, I'll get wave after wave with Let's Get it On playing in the background[/sp]
The Melvins taught me that Boris likes little things to kick.
Iron Maiden told me fear is the key when your outnumbered by bastards.
Rock and Metal taught me to not give a fuck about what other people think.
So why should I give a fuck about this thread?
No but on a more civilized note, I find these things pretty pointless.
There is no one who takes these things seriously.
[editline]20:53PM[/editline]
Meshuggah has taught me that 4/4 alone is lame.
[QUOTE=Kyle v3;27140111]Dethklok taught me how to piss in a [B]Blood Ocean[/B].[/QUOTE]
Fixed
Dream Theater taught me that I will never be as good as John Petrucci so I should kill myself
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;27152278]Rock and Metal taught me to not give a fuck about what other people think.
So why should I give a fuck about this thread?
No but on a more civilized note, I find these things pretty pointless.
There is no one who takes these things seriously.
[editline]20:53PM[/editline]
Meshuggah has taught me that 4/4 alone is lame.[/QUOTE]
but meshuggah writes in 4/4
lol
Prog has taught me that 4/4 alone is lame
?
[QUOTE=absinthe;27155009]but meshuggah writes in 4/4
lol[/QUOTE]
Aye that is why I said alone as they use multiple rhytms at once.
[editline]22:16PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Wikipedia]In a typical polyrhythm by Meshuggah, the guitars might play in odd meters such as 5/16 or 17/16, while drums play in normal 4/4. An example of Haake's dual rhythms is a 4/4 and 23/16 rhythm. He keeps the hi-hat and ride cymbal in simple 4/4 time but uses the snare and double bass drums for 23/16 rhythm. On "Rational Gaze" (from Nothing), Haake plays simple 4/4 time, hitting the snare on each third beat, for 16 bars. At the same time, the guitars and bass are playing the same quarter notes, albeit in a different time signature, and eventually both sides meet up again at the 64th beat. Hagström notes about the polyrhythms, "We’ve never really been into the odd time signatures we get accused of using. Everything we do is based around a 4/4 core. It’s just that we arrange parts differently around that center to make it seem like something else is going on.''[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dopey Trout;27135670]:v:[/QUOTE]
ye its funny cause he loved EVERYONE
[sp]including da kidz[/sp]
[editline]2nd January 2011[/editline]
And to contrib
AC/DC has taught me the same batter will always yield a great cake
[editline]2nd January 2011[/editline]
miley cirus taught me how to be a slut at disney's expense
AC/DC, writing the same song since 1973
Motörhead taught me it's okay to be possessed by a boil
Pink Floyd taught me to hear the Lark and Hearken to the barking of the Dog Fox, gone to ground...
Drowning pool taught me to LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
ad nauseum
Rage Against the Machine has taught me to rage against the machine
Nine Inch Nails has taught me fuck like an animal
Ministry has taught me that it is okay to start as synth pop
Pigface has taught me to fuck it up
The Prodigy has taught me to smack my bitch up
KMFDM has taught me to do it for the money
Atari Teenage Riot has taught me that riots make the best music
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