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Marilyn Duffy, 61, was walking the dog on a footpath in a field near Radyr Golf Course
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Dog owners have been warned to beware when walking through cattle fields after the death of a woman knocked down by cows.
Marilyn Duffy, 61, died after she was injured walking a friend's dog in a field off Pant Tawel Lane in Radyr, Cardiff.
Former Farmers' Union of Wales vice president Brian Jones said dog owners should let go of their lead rather than shield their pets during a confrontation with livestock.
An inquest has been adjourned.
"If we go out in a field and a cow has calved, the first thing we do is get the dog out of the way because the dog will put you between them and animal and that is fatal," said Mr Jones.
A dairy farmer from Caersws in Powys, Mr Jones explained that traditional breeds - Herefords, Aberdeen Angus, British Friesians - were usually docile but the more varied continental breeds have different temperaments.
He said cattle can also become upset in warm weather.
Inquest adjourned
"If there is any fear at all, let the dog go because cattle will be going for the dog," said Mr Jones.
On Thursday, the Cardiff coroner adjourned an inquest into the death of Ms Duffy, from the Radyr area, until a future date.
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If there is any fear at all, let the dog go because cattle will be going for the dog”
Brian Jones
Dairy farmer
South Wales Police confirmed that she died in a field close to Radyr Golf Course on Monday at about 17:30 BST.
The field is frequented by walkers and dog walkers, with dozens of people said to use it on a daily basis.
There were signs warning people of the dangers of allowing their dogs to run free, although local people said they had been vandalised.
Just over two years ago another woman, aged 63, died after being trampled by cows while walking her dog in another field in nearby St Fagans.
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Your joke was an udder disgrace.
Why didn't she [B]moo[/B]ve?
Oh fuck that was terrible.
What a cowtastraphe :(
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DEAR LORD I CRIED LAUGHING AT THIS
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She should've hoofed it out of there.
Better than getting trampled by Bulls I guess.
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[editline]2nd September 2011[/editline]
FUCK THE POLICE.
I heard cows were dangerous if you walk your dog around their calves.
Stop Milking the fucking puns
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[editline]2nd September 2011[/editline]
FUCK THE POLICE.[/QUOTE]
The yellow cow's tongue/lower lip looks like a dick.
I bet her family is [I]moo[/I]rning right now
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Aint that a good way to finish your moorning walk with the dog.
What the fuck, another local news piece! Radyr is pretty much walking distance for me, jesus. And my mum's name is Marilyn, like that woman. And she walks our dogs frequently in a lot of fields that have cows in them.
Cows can be horrible fuckers sometimes. You never know if they are going to leave you alone or chase you.
Is the dog okay?
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;32080448]Why didn't she [B]moo[/B]ve?
Oh fuck that was terrible.[/QUOTE]
All I can think about is Picolo from TFS yelling, "WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!"
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[editline]2nd September 2011[/editline]
FUCK THE POLICE.[/QUOTE]
their lower lips are DICKS
wow i didn't do shit
god these puns are so damn cheesy. try being moore original and stop calving utter the pressure to get the funny rating
[editline]2nd September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Levithan;32085415]their lower lips are DICKS[/QUOTE]
cannot be unseen
OP your title is a really tasteless joke. Poor woman.
It's happened.
Burgers are biting back.
This thread is sponsored by the Animal Liberation Front.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;32081822]The yellow cow's tongue/lower lip looks like a dick.[/QUOTE]
CAN'T BE UNSEEN!
Reminds me of that Dead Rising lady who let the zombies in just so save her damed mutt
Ha. First posts are cow puns about this woman's death. Stay classy, Facepunch.
Most of the puns in the thread are good, but OP's title takes the cake for shitty pun and should be banned.
There are too many shitty titles in this subforum.
Holy shit a woman has died and I can't stop laughing at these awful puns.
[QUOTE=The DooD;32093146]Holy shit a woman has died and I can't stop laughing at these awful puns.[/QUOTE]
Cry moore.
