• I bought a Katana and the guy selling it sliced himself open.
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Hey all, just thought I would share with you this funny little story of what happened to me today. I went to the markets with my missus my mate and his missus also. Me and my mate split up with the girls for a bit and we went and had a look at the weapons stall. I was interested in purchasing a katana for my room, I plan to mount it above my PC it will look good. Anyway while I was looking through the various knives and swords the asian guy who owned the stall was showing this US Assasin knife to a customer, as he pulled it out of the sheath he sliced his hand open, he didnt even feel it and only noticed when he saw the blood dripping from his hand we all thought it was pretty funny. Anyway here is the sword I bought, its pretty nice its simple full sized two handed and I like the look of it. It will suit my room quite nicely. [URL=http://img248.imageshack.us/i/awsome.jpg/][IMG]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5463/awsome.jpg[/IMG][/URL] I thought maybe some people could post the various knives and swords they own? just to see what crazy stuff is out there in the facepunch community :P
The Asian guy didn't slice his hand open, trust me.
Awesome
Lol no he did, I saw him do it, it looked pretty hard to fake lol.
Nice weapon you have there, mate. How on earth do you slice yourself open and not notice? :monocle:
I have a machete, but I don't have the funds to buy anything better.
[QUOTE=starpluck;19071198]The Asian guy didn't slice his hand open, trust me.[/QUOTE] quck edit
I'd rather have a machete than a katana tbh. EDIT What did I spell wrong?
[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;19071186]Hey all, just thought I would share with you this funny little story of what happened to me today. I went to the markets with my missus my mate and his missus also. Me and my mate split up with [b]the girls[/b] for a bit and we went and had a look at the weapons stall. [/QUOTE] Lies. In all serious though this story was quite funny.
[QUOTE=starpluck;19071198]The Asian guy didn't slice his hand open, trust me.[/QUOTE] What makes you think he didnt? I have cut myself on razors (by accident shaving lol) and I havent felt it. What makes it so unfeasible?
How much did you get it for? My friend got his Katana for $100 AUS/88.91 USD/54.90 GBP
[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;19071232]What makes you think he didnt? I have cut myself on razors (by accident shaving lol) and I havent felt it. What makes it so unfeasible?[/QUOTE] Because slicing your hand open wouldn't produce drops of blood.
You're going to be the best ninjer in all of mw2!!
[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;19071232]What makes you think he didnt? I have cut myself on razors (by accident shaving lol) and I havent felt it. What makes it so unfeasible?[/QUOTE] :wtc: is accident shaving?
[QUOTE=ashxu;19071246]My friend got his Katana for $100 AUS[/QUOTE] ahahahahahaha
[QUOTE=starpluck;19071248]Because slicing your hand open wouldn't produce drops of blood.[/QUOTE] care to try? it was pretty damn obvious he did, Lol I am 100% sure if you cut your hand open you would bleed.
[QUOTE=backfoggen;19071249]You're going to be the best ninjer in all of mw2!![/QUOTE] xD xD111!! he has ninjaz pro lawl xD11 ur so funny
[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;19071261]care to try? it was pretty damn obvious he did, Lol I am 100% sure if you cut your hand open you would bleed.[/QUOTE] Stop saying lol every fucking sentence.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19071251]:wtc: is accident shaving?[/QUOTE] By accident (shaving) By accident, shaving.
It makes my eyes bleed.
[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;19071261]care to try? it was pretty damn obvious he did, Lol I am 100% sure if you cut your hand open you would bleed.[/QUOTE] I said it wouldn't produce drops of blood. Read my post.
Bad story, but good weapon for dealing with burglars :D
[QUOTE=Shibbey;19071213]Nice weapon you have there, mate. How on earth do you slice yourself open and not notice? :monocle:[/QUOTE] With a clean and deep cut, you won't feel anything for a couple of minutes. because i did something like that. :v:
It really won't help when the secret services see that following bursting through your door thinking you're a terrorist because you made a Counter-Strike map of your school
[QUOTE=niko2410;19071257][QUOTE=ashxu;19071246]My friend got his Katana for $100 AUS[/QUOTE] ahahahahahaha[/QUOTE] ? bad or good
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;19071314]It really won't help when the secret services see that following bursting through your door thinking you're a terrorist because you made a Counter-Strike map of your school[/QUOTE] wtf are you smoking
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19071271]It makes my eyes bleed.[/QUOTE] Please leave the thread then, I will say Lol as much as I damn well please. Anyway back on topic, it was also funny because he spent ages looking for a tissue or something to stop the bleeding (it didnt just drip from the wound btw it ran down his palm and off the side), he ended up using a newspaper. And yes if somone trys to steal my awsome PC I guess it will be rather difficult XD.
[QUOTE=ashxu;19071319]? bad or good[/QUOTE] Bad because he wasted $100
[QUOTE=JerryK;19071321][QUOTE=ProWaffle;19071314]It really won't help when the secret services see that following bursting through your door thinking you're a terrorist because you made a Counter-Strike map of your school[/QUOTE] wtf are you smoking[/QUOTE] do you not remember when some guy made a counter-strike map of his school and got sued by the architect?
[QUOTE=ashxu;19071376]do you not remember when some guy made a counter-strike map of his school and got sued by the architect?[/QUOTE] and expelled from the school if I recall correctly.
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