• Police Officer accused of masturbating in car claims he was "trying to stay awake"
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[url]http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Pa-police-officer-accused-of-masturbating-in-car-says-he-was-just-trying-to-stay-awake.html[/url] [quote]BETHLEHEM — Bethlehem patrolman Glenn C. Woolard ended his night shift and was driving home Wednesday morning when he pulled down his basketball shorts and exposed himself, according to court records. A woman in a box truck was driving next to Woolard's sedan as they both went south on Hamilton Boulevard in Lower Macungie Township and was shocked at what she saw, telling a state trooper who took her report, he was "waving it around" and fondling himself, court records say. The woman gave the sedan's license plate number to police, who went to Woolard's nearby house. At first, Woolard denied the accusation, but then confessed, authorities said.[/quote]
What a sad lack of nightstick puns this article has.
[QUOTE=Fort83;51173902]At first the headline had me thinking he was doing it while on-duty.[/QUOTE] He wasn't on duty, but he [I]was[/I] on the beat.
Masturbating usually helps people relax and sometimes sleep, not stay awake...
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;51175071]Masturbating usually helps people relax and sometimes sleep, not stay awake...[/QUOTE] Adrenaline?
[QUOTE=Sims_doc;51175167]Adrenaline?[/QUOTE] it usually tires me out tbh
If he wasn't on the job and wasn't sticking it out the window for everyone to see what does it matter. No one was forcing her to watch. [editline]now[/editline] Just found out he was parking next to her and actually making her watch. I thought it was while he was driving or something, so yeah he should get a nice dose of legal action.
He can drink some coffee instead
[QUOTE=Zufeng;51175231]He can drink some coffee instead[/QUOTE] Have you ever worked overnights? The last thing your body needs is caffeine keeping you up after a shift when your body is already cocked by the schedule. We're simply not built for it, but we make. Honestly this shouldn't even be a piece of news, when you do long shifts that go through the night your mind isn't at its peak. I work parallel to one of our cops (40 hrs, 10 hr nights) and I'm fucked, throw on top the fact that these guys pull doubles really often and you get a pretty clear image of why this happened. That being said, blast some music and slap your face a good few times, never failed me [editline]9th October 2016[/editline] Source: only overnights for the last year, sleep every other day because I am retarded and DO caffeinate myself after my shifts
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;51175194]If he wasn't on the job and wasn't sticking it out the window for everyone to see what does it matter. No one was forcing her to watch.[/QUOTE] "A trooper reviewed surveillance footage and could see the blue car enter the lot and park next to the woman's car at 10:17 a.m. The car moved to another location in the lot, but returned and again parked next to the woman's car at 10:37 a.m., a minute before she returned to her car." The rest of the article also describes the same incident in her words. It seems it should be treated as masturbating in public, if not sexual harassment, because it sounds like he was intentionally antagonising that woman by following her around.
[QUOTE=Sims_doc;51175167]Adrenaline?[/QUOTE] If you're getting an ADRENALINE RUSH from jerking off, you're probably so into it that it's a little scary
[QUOTE=Kylel999;51176842]If you're getting an ADRENALINE RUSH from jerking off, you're probably so into it that it's a little scary[/QUOTE] I get a pretty big adrenaline rush from yanking it on the freeway going 80 mph [editline]9th October 2016[/editline] But he was parked it seems like anyways
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;51175194]No one was forcing her to watch.[/QUOTE] :glare:
Just another case of police brutality. He was beating like there was no tomorrow! what a sicko.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;51176842]If you're getting an ADRENALINE RUSH from jerking off, you're probably so into it that it's a little scary[/QUOTE] So what if I am? I mean, 'he is'?
poor guy, its just a natural human thing.
What a fucking jerk, though knowing the penal system he'll get off easy.
[QUOTE=Megadave;51178696]What a fucking jerk, though knowing the penal system he'll get off easy.[/QUOTE] can we not do this again
[QUOTE=Map in a box;51179579]can we not do this again[/QUOTE] hey, no need to get offended. Clearly this officer is all to familiar with the penal system.
[QUOTE=Mining Bill;51181812]hey, no need to get offended. Clearly this officer is all to familiar with the penal system.[/QUOTE] This guy deserves a long stretch of good, hard time with the penal system.
What just what
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