Broast Sandwiches - Like Toast, but also like Bread

[Juggernog]

For those of you that do not know (all of you), Broast is Bread and Toast mixed into a composition of the two.

[b]1. Get white bread, preferably crusts and place in a toaster (pictured)[/b]

[img]http://beingwife.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/toaster.jpg[/img] - Great for toasting.

[B]2. There should be a little dial on your toaster with mysterious and cryptic numbers outlining the circle and the dial appears to point to one of these. You should turn the dial until it points to "3"[/B]

[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4149C1FYYCL._AA280_.jpg[/img] - The dial is seen at the bottom right of the bit of the thing you pull down.

[B]3. Pull it down with the two pieces of bread in[/B]

[B]4. Spring into action and get some butter, preferably fatty, non fake butter.[/B]

[img]http://wklondon.typepad.com/welcome_to_optimism/images/lurpak.jpg[/img] - Real butter for the win

[B]5. Pull the toast up prematurely, or hit the cancel button around half way through the toasting. It should be crunchy to the touch but not brown. If it's the latter do it again, the former, place it in for a little longer
[/B]
[img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1782358/2/istockphoto_1782358-toast-popping-out-of-toaster.jpg[/img] - Your toast may be subject to flying. Pick it up before it hits the ground

[B]6. That butter you got, yeah, start buttering the toast. You have no time to lose.[/B]

[img]http://joshhouston.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/toasthistory.gif[/img] - Remember to spread the butter though.

[B]7. Get your potential filling, preferably a pig, cow or other tasty animal biproduct. Cheese if you're vegetarian.[/B]

[img]http://animalsneedkisses.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cow.jpg[/img] - Cow, although large and occasionally frightening, are the best internal product for your Broastandwich.

[B]8. Wait for the butter to melt and the cow to settle onto the sandwich (not the be confused with the part of Kent), admire your work.[/B]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Italian_Sandwich.jpeg[/img] - Sandwich look may differ.

[B]9. Take a large bite and ensure that you approve.[/B]

[img]http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/ITS/ITS445/man-eating-sandwich_~itf347017.jpg[/img] - Eat your sandwich with riveting anticipation!

[B]10. Report back and tell us how tasty it was.[/B]

[img]http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg[/img] - Experience may vary.

[Sir. Stonedalot]

[img]http://www.britishgaming.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sandvich.jpg[/img]

I prefer these.

[Juggernog]

[QUOTE=Sir. Stonedalot;21186878][img]http://www.britishgaming.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sandvich.jpg[/img]

I prefer these.[/QUOTE]

No, broast is by far superior to the Heavys "sandvich" of choice.

[Hoboharry]

Brunch - Broast with crunch?

[Juggernog]

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;21186919]Brunch - Broast with crunch?[/QUOTE]

[let Brunch = br
let Lunch = l
let Breakfast = b

br=(l+b)]

let Broast = Br
let Bread = Bre
let Toast = To

Br=(Bre /=/ Br)

[Decaf Cobra]

If you have a toaster oven you can toast the whole sammich together too. That's what I do with like... every one of my sammiches.

[DoomMarine23]

Butter on bread with meat? Sounds gross

[Nuky]

[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;21187473]If you have a toaster oven you can toast the whole sammich together too. That's what I do with like... every one of my sammiches.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I have this panini maker and it just makes everything 10x better

[Juggernog]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;21187507]Butter on bread with meat? Sounds gross[/QUOTE]

Attempt it. It's tasty.

[SweetSwifter]

At first I thought of Bro Toast.

:fuckyou::respek::razz:

[Elgrand]

I like to toast the bread then butter then add cheese to each slice then add other stuff then squeeze together and fry on both sides till all cheese-glued together. Mmmmmmmmm

[Dyson6]

Damn I clicked this thread reading broast as breasts.

I am disappointed :saddowns:

[NoShogun]

I like to cook it on a pan instead of on the toaster.

[Worstcaze]

Looks pretty great

[Alvaldi]

I don't get what just happened.

Slightly crunchy bread with butter?

[Juggernog]

[QUOTE=Alvaldi;21192273]I don't get what just happened.

Slightly crunchy bread with butter?[/QUOTE]

Exactly.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

A+ thread make sticky

[SomeRandomGuy18]

[QUOTE=Nuky;21187546]Yeah I have this panini maker and it just makes everything 10x better[/QUOTE]

Same here bro

[detectivep]

If I put my toaster anywhere near three it will be practically black.

[sam2d2]

My toaster absolutely cremates anything above the 2 setting

[Adbor]

My bread turns into vapour at settings as high as one!

[smurfy]

Cum on toast is my favourite

[notgeogzm]

i accidentally made this back in the days of "how cumzit"

[Conn92]

I used to eat my toast like this all the time

Have a clock

[saucekeg]

THATS A PRETTY FUCKING BIG SANDWICh

[nubcakefactoryy]

This is a good recipe but if you're looking for a bit more flavor:

1. Gather a Baking pan, Bread, Butter, and Garlic Powder.
2. Put bread on pan.
3. Put butter and garlic powder on each slice of bread.
4. Put in the oven until the butter is melted and the bread is a golden brown.
5. Follow the above instructions for filling.

Garlic bread is delicious.

[Peluri]

here's how i make my bread:
1. get something that resembles bread from fridge
2. butter it
3. drop it and hope it isn't the butter side down
4. put random stuff from fridge on it
5. put another bread resembling thing from the fridge on top
6. enjoy your surprise

[img]http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/h/hamburger-12162.jpg[/img]

[slashsnemesis]

My toaster doesn't do jack-shit at anything below 6.

Hell, just [i]breathing[/i] on the bread would be more effective.

edit:
[QUOTE]here's how i make my bread:
1. get something that resembles bread from fridge
2. butter it
3. drop it and hope it isn't the butter side down
4. put random stuff from fridge on it
5. put another bread resembling thing from the fridge on top
6. enjoy your surprise

-snip-[/QUOTE]

So judging by the picture... you store drugs in the refrigerator?

Now that I think about it... the cops would never look in the fridge... right?

:ninja:

[I-Am]

Yeah........Toast
Also Thread music [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo[/media]

[Juggernog]

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;21198150]Yeah........Toast
Also Thread music [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo[/media][/QUOTE]

Yeah, toast!