I drank a shitload of caffeine. Here's what happened. - General

I was feeling sleepy last night when I decided it would be fun to dump large amounts of caffeine into my system and see if I could acheive a "high" though I use that in the slightest sense of the word. Beforehand, I boiled a large mug of water, then I popped it into the microwave to facilitate the process. I steeped 3 bags of orange pekoe, 3 bags of black tea into a large mug. I let them steep for quite a while. After a while I began to squeeze them against the inside of the mug with a spoon to squeeze out the very last bits of delicious tea essence. I dipped my tongue into the pitch-black liquid when it was at a safe temperature. It tasted like my tongue being fucked in every position. This was simply one the worst, most revolting things I have ever tasted. I soldiered on through the mug, finally finishing up the last gulp with my last ounce (lol) of strength, wanting to vomit afterwards. I downed a few bottles of water to make the nausea go away. TIMELINE 0:10 - Coming up. I feel a slight rush in my thought. Like my head is going too fast. 0:15 - I started to become physically affected, I started twitching slightly. Made typing hard, but not impossible. 0:30 - Hands jerking like crazy. Typing is hard. 0:45 - Sensation of bugs crawling through all of my veins and artery. A hellish sensation pulsing through me. Not pain. Just... evil. That's all I can describe it as. Just evil. The aphex of the experience. 1:00 - I decide to try to read in this state. I go through a few pages of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets. 1:10 - I'm done reading. Can't quite remember what I read. 1:20 - I decide to lie down and listen to music. I put on Get Innocuous (Soulwax Remix) by LCD Soundsystem. I can feel every beat reverberating through my body, sending many tingles up my spine. 1:45 - Feeling Okay. tl;dr I drank super-strong tea and I felt like shit.

really...?

really. [editline]09:20PM[/editline] :smug:

:xd: hapy new year freshman

Caffeine isn't something to try to get high off of because an overdose is bad. If you are getting any strong effects are you probably overdosing and it could lead to a hospital visit. Most likely though you'll just be really jittery, uncomfortable, and all that crap.

Holy shit dude that's hardcore.

[QUOTE=Pepin;19331761]Caffeine isn't something to try to get high off of because an overdose is bad. If you are getting any strong effects are you probably overdosing and it could lead to a hospital visit. Most likely though you'll just be really jittery, uncomfortable, and all that crap.[/QUOTE] Oh dear. :ohdear: How do I know if I'm the process of an OD?

hahaha

I drank a fuckload of coffee once and i seriously felt like i was going to have a heart attack and die. I felt like utter shit

This is fucking stupid.

Caffeine sucks

Snorting no doz is so much better than this...

Why didn't you just buy a sheet of caffeine tablets at your local dollar store? Not as disgusting as coffee and much easier to kill yourself with

hey guys I ate FIVE packs of fundip just now, I'll give you a trip report of the sugar rush after i'm back down.

[QUOTE=tomahawk2;19345104]hey guys I ate FIVE packs of fundip just now, I'll give you a trip report of the sugar rush after i'm back down.[/QUOTE] snort pixie sticks erryday meng

Pfff, try drinking a whole pot of coffee, then a whole pot of tea, then eating as many coffee crisps as you can, then do it all over again.

You had way too much dude. The only fun part of caffeine abuse is the really strong buzz. And to get that buzz, you only need a strong coffee. So next time you do this, don't be retarded about it.

[QUOTE=Kyle v2;19345835]Pfff, try drinking a whole pot of coffee, then a whole pot of tea, then eating as many coffee crisps as you can, then do it all over again.[/QUOTE] My Dad has 1 1/2 pots of coffee before and on his way to work. It's ridiculous.

The science community thanks you good sir! :science: You're input into the human consumption of drugs will save millions! On the other hand, good game. Though I was hoping to hear you'd taken actual MASSIVE amounts of caffeine. But don't.. You've contributed enough.

[QUOTE=ORGLAR;19331550] 0:45 - Sensation of bugs crawling through all of my veins and artery. A hellish sensation pulsing through me. Not pain. Just... evil. That's all I can describe it as. Just evil. The aphex of the experience. [/QUOTE] This is my favorite part. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=872160[/url]

I have red trip report, where someone consumed 6,800 fucking miligrams a.k.a 6.8 grams. Result - almost died, fucking hallucinations etc. [url]http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=58165[/url]

[QUOTE=jonashappy;19339058]Snorting no doz is so much better than this...[/QUOTE] That's almost more laughable.

[QUOTE=Pepin;19346227]My Dad has 1 1/2 pots of coffee before and on his way to work. It's ridiculous.[/QUOTE] That can not be healthy.

[QUOTE=Lulzy;19398732]That's almost more laughable.[/QUOTE] At least it delivers the caffeine pretty quick. It does get you wired if you snort a max strength caffeine pill or two.

[QUOTE=jonashappy;19404690]At least it delivers the caffeine pretty quick. It does get you wired if you snort a max strength caffeine pill or two.[/QUOTE] Caffeine capsules are more fit for snorting ;).

Caffine? Jesus christ youll be hitting up the sugar soon D: Dont let it be a gateway drug to sweeter things!!

When I drink loads of caffeine it makes me shit alot.

[QUOTE=Skellyhell;19429818]Caffine? Jesus christ youll be hitting up the sugar soon D: Dont let it be a gateway drug to sweeter things!![/QUOTE] It never did it to me, but sugar is the first drug most kids use. They get all amped up and wild n shit.

[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;19331754]:xd: hapy new year freshman[/QUOTE] This.