The adventures of Green hat guy! - A spinoff of Log cabin - General

See this thread for what's already happened. [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1017810-IPW-Log-Cabin[/URL]. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1312345678.PNG[/IMG] You bust through the brick wall with your oddly strong head and yell SURPRISE! Sadly, there's nobody there to hear you. You're in an alley, the word TITS is spray-painted on the wall.

:v:

Head left

That's some long ass bricks.

It is quiet obviously america bricks

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13123456789.PNG[/img] As you go left, you encounter a homeless man, he asks for change.

rip his arm off and eat it

Rip his arm off and replace your eaten arm.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1312345678910.PNG[/IMG] You rip off his arm and use it to replace your missing one, the Bum is unnervingly calm throughout all this.

Commit sepuku because you are a dishonourable bastard

eat the guy,he is a faker

You have nothing to stab yourself with. @ trif.

Take your arm off again and stab yourself with that

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13123456789101112.PNG[/IMG] You try and grab the bum with the intention of eating him, but he vanishes in a cloud of smoke, leaving behind a large metal key. [I]"Things just keep getting weirder"[/I] you say to yourself.

Eat the key [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] Better idea, rub the key in hopes a genie will come out

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1312345678910111213.PNG[/IMG] You rub the key, hoping for a genie, or at least a sandwich. What you get is a portal. [i]"Let's hope this leads back to my brain!"[/i]

Go in the portal which leads you to hell in MC

Completely ignore the portal and run away

End up in a lush jungle on an alien world, just for the sake of it. Then get eaten by two legged maggots with spears. [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] Actually, that's a nice army idea, NOBODY STEAL THAT!

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/131234567891011121314.PNG[/img] You run past the pulsating portal and see a house, you think the house looks like it's staring at you.

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;25639040]Portal yourself to the aperture Science Enrichment Centre. :v:[/QUOTE] Why rate yourself? You look like a twat. Your like one of those people who laugh at their own jokes I bet

HEADBUTT YOUR WAR THROUGH THE DOOR /caps

GO TO WAR WITH THE EVIL DOOR Same as darth said

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13123456789101112131415.PNG[/img] As you go to headbutt the door it swings open, you enter. The room is a garish salmon pink, and in the center of it there's a strange being sitting at a table. "Ah, There you are, come sit down friend." it says.

Quickly gulp down the contents of the cup nearest you, and then make your best efforts to politely steal his cup.

Take his hat Its the only way And his mug

Ask for his hat.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1312345678910111213141516.PNG[/img] You ask him for his hat, he responds with "Why certainly, may I have yours?" You exchange hats. (PS, his eye was still supposed to be missing, pretend like it was :v:)

You try and take your hat back, he responds with "I say! what do you thing you're doing." He hits you over the head with his mug. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/131234567891011121314151617.PNG[/img] You wake up in yet another locale, your shoes are gone. "Bad idea" you think.

Drink the lava stuff