I hit my left testicle with a hairbrush mistakedly - how do I make the pain stop
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Well - I've got long hair. For that reason I need to keep it well and truly smart (or at times messy) upon my silly little head. I was indeed holding my hairbrush for brushing my hair and simulating the noises of fapping by smacking it on my leg into my microphone. However, I was just holding it, and then I sneezed, and my arm spazzed and the strong, sharp pointy bits of my hairbrush flew into my left testicle and I yelped in absolute terror and horrible pain.
It still aches, what should I do to stop the pain?
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See a doctor?
How would I go about doing that?
Put bengay on it. It's a pain reliever.
so wait... were you brushing the hair on your testicles? or your head?
[QUOTE=Coffee;24645731]Convert your semen to communism.
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Can this be bannable please? Stop spamming this in every thread, holy shit.
sit ups
You certainly ballsed that up
Fap.
Ride it out like a [I]MAN[/I]
yeah, put bengay on your balls
My head is what I was brushing, not my pubes.
Stop typing and sit it out in a corner.
Put more pain to it.
Ask Bengley to touch it.
I cringed like fuck.
You wait.
How the hell do you hit your testicle if you were brushing your head :raise:
Admit it, you were brushing your testicles.
I was brushing my head, and with my hairbrush still in my hand, I sneezed. My arm flung into my testicle.
[QUOTE=***zer0***;24645793]How the hell do you hit your testicle if you were brushing your head :raise:
Admit it, you were brushing your testicles.[/QUOTE]
agree, OP if you really got that much hair down there were you have to comb it... just shave...
[QUOTE=Coffee;24645731]Convert your semen to communism.[/QUOTE]
that joke is getting kind of old now
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go away lag nobody loves you
Hit the other one as hard as you hit the first one
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;24645832]agree, OP if you really got that much hair down there were you have to comb it... just shave...[/QUOTE]
But it acts as a buoyancy cushion, and for that reason, I will never shave it.
OP, I don't think you would stab yourself in the dick with a hairbrush because of an arm spasm. I think you were brushing your testicles.
You were hitting your leg with a hair brush, you deserve this one.
[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24645867]OP, I don't think you would stab yourself in the dick with a hairbrush because of an arm spasm. I think you were brushing your testicles.[/QUOTE]
At least it's better that brushing armpit hair.
On second thought hit the other one and even the pain.
pube-grooming alert
Dip your ball sacks into ice.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24645746]Can this be bannable please? Stop spamming this in every thread, holy shit.[/QUOTE]
Why? It's funny when it applies but when somebody changes it to something like that i would agree it ruins it, also isn't the point of posting that to show you don't give a fuck about the thread?
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