• Making Money?
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This is going to be the stupidest thing you've ever read, but please hear me out. My family and I have no source of financial income, and I've been attempting to find one for myself, yet I can't legally get a job. I've looked into prostitution, but there are no nearby areas with any booming hooker markets, so even that is out of the question. I'd prefer not to deal drugs, since the area has been cracking down on that, recently, and I'm in no condition to steal anything. I've been saving for months, and I've got a grand total of 15 USD. I don't have enough to buy any stock worthwhile due to trading costs, and I can't come up with any other ways to generate revenue. I'm not asking for donations or pity, I simply want suggestions to make money legally. I'd prefer something with little physical requirements, since I'm scrawny as hell.
Mowing some lawns.
Paper route
Make some lemonade and sell it.
Do odd jobs, help your neighbors, mow some lawn, be a paperboy, help old people do stuff, sell lemonade. However, if you want to know how to make money without really doing anything, then you got to solve mankind's oldest question.
But you can afford Internet. . .
I'll pay you for a nice BJ. Where do you live?
programming
get a job, kid. i'm 35 and i know i love mine.
Stay home at your moms house
Draw sonic pictures and sell them over deviantart.
[QUOTE=TacoNinja;26585361]This is going to be the stupidest thing you've ever read, but please hear me out. My family and I have no source of financial income, and I've been attempting to find one for myself, yet I can't legally get a job. I've looked into prostitution, but there are no nearby areas with any booming hooker markets, so even that is out of the question. I'd prefer not to deal drugs, since the area has been cracking down on that, recently, and I'm in no condition to steal anything. I've been saving for months, and I've got a grand total of 15 USD. I don't have enough to buy any stock worthwhile due to trading costs, and I can't come up with any other ways to generate revenue. I'm not asking for donations or pity, I simply want suggestions to make money legally. I'd prefer something with little physical requirements, since I'm scrawny as hell.[/QUOTE] Bwahahaha prostitution, yeah right. How old are you annyway?
OP is absolutely correct, this was the stupidest thing I have ever read.
[quote]I've looked into prostitution[/quote] Man-ho, bro Yo
[QUOTE=taipan;26585691]Bwahahaha prostitution, yeah right. How old are you annyway?[/QUOTE] He's 15 judging by the "1995"
[QUOTE=TacoNinja;26585361] I've looked into prostitution, but there are no nearby areas with any booming hooker markets, so even that is out of the question.[/QUOTE] I laughed hard when I read that
[QUOTE=Flapadar;26585928]He's 15 judging by the "1995"[/QUOTE] aka troll
[QUOTE=TacoNinja;26585361]This is going to be the stupidest thing you've ever read, but please hear me out. My family and I have no source of financial income, and I've been attempting to find one for myself, yet I can't legally get a job. I've looked into prostitution, but there are no nearby areas with any booming hooker markets, so even that is out of the question. I'd prefer not to deal drugs, since the area has been cracking down on that, recently, and I'm in no condition to steal anything. I've been saving for months, and I've got a grand total of 15 USD. I don't have enough to buy any stock worthwhile due to trading costs, and I can't come up with any other ways to generate revenue. I'm not asking for donations or pity, I simply want suggestions to make money legally. I'd prefer something with little physical requirements, since I'm scrawny as hell.[/QUOTE] AHahHAHAHahHAhaHAH Prostitution? How fucking poor are you?
Sell your soul. No really, do it. Easiest 5$ I ever made.
but you can afford a computer, internet access, steam games, etc.? you can't be THAT poor
by "can't legally get a job", I assume you are too young, which means you probably go to school. If that's the case, Buy sweets and candy from a wholesaler and then sell the sweets at your school. I spent £7 on "jawbreakers" and ended up leaving the school after 2 years of selling with just over £3000 in my bank account.
Sell computer, house, internet connection, bank account, all underpants. Proceed to cut holes in all the crotches of your pants and have your dick hang out. Shit through straws and recycle it benefits the world.
You have air in your lungs, everything else is superfluous... just open your heart and embrace our good lord Jesus, that's all you'll ever need, brother.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;26587231]You have air in your lungs, everything else is superfluous... [B]just open your heart and embrace our good lord Jesus[/B], that's all you'll ever need, brother.[/QUOTE] Are you saying he should stab himself in the chest?
[QUOTE=Murkat;26588784]Are you saying he should stab himself in the chest?[/QUOTE] No, I'm just saying he shouldn't worry too much about earthly stuff when you have the Allmighty watching over for you
OP, you're 15. Why can't you get a job?
I'm surprised nobody said he should work at Taco Bell yet.
holla holla get dolla fuck bitches get money and so on so forth
[QUOTE=tob;26585395]Mowing some lawns.[/QUOTE] You mean in rural Michigan where the lawns are 10 acres apiece and covered in snow? [editline]9th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Murkat;26588784]Are you saying he should stab himself in the chest?[/QUOTE] No, he's saying I should stab myself in the chest in THE NAME OF GOD. It's okay if God says so.
[QUOTE=TacoNinja;26585361][B] I've looked into prostitution[/B].[/QUOTE] Yes, the story is so believable now. I sense a trollthread.
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