Post your trolls on sites like that let you talk with random people. Weather its web cam or text, try to keep it clean. It's piss easy. Also, no photo shopping.
Contribution:
[IMG]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1276/loltroll.jpg[/IMG]
List of sites:
[URL]http://omegle.com/[/URL]
[url]http://www.chatroulette.com/[/url]
Oh no! Only two sites! Post your links in comments if you know of any.
oh my god there are so many of these fucking threads
facepunch.com
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;22525939]Post your trolls on sites like that let you talk with random people. Weather its web cam or text, try to keep it clean. It's piss easy. Also, no photo shopping.
Contribution:
List of sites:
[URL]http://omegle.com/[/URL]
Oh no! Only one site! Post your links in comments if you know of any.[/QUOTE]
Fast threads.
50th thread.
Hururur dicks are funny me post dem on chatroulets durhurhur
op...op..OP YOU FAIL (BOOO)... just just get out
[QUOTE=lockdown6;22526030]maybe, you know, chatroulette
considering that this thread is called chatroulette trolling and all[/QUOTE]
:doh:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Star!
You: Callsign?
You: Hostiles 2,4 take them down!
You: Ramirez, reload.
You: Take cover.
You: Grenade in niner!
Stranger: fire..
Stranger: snipers in position..
You: On the rooftops!
You: Fucking wolverines! get the fuck down Ramirez!
Stranger: cyclopes workin on'
Stranger: go go go..
Stranger: alfa to delta..
You: They've got the road, hold position.
Stranger: charlie down..
You: Get a medic on Charlie!
You: We need that turret down.
Stranger: shoot down the missile
Stranger: medic on way..
Stranger: turret down..
You: Move across Yankee-niner and Xray- 4er
Stranger: sniper workin'
You: Move move!
Stranger: take cover..
Stranger: sniper over the rooftop..
You: Get a javelin on those Wolverines, we need this cleared for 5th compant asap!
Stranger: copy that..
You: Grenade in the window, on three!
Stranger: shoot
Stranger: cover..
You: Hostiles down.
You: Move into plaza, sweep.
Stranger: one after other..
Stranger: go go go..
You: Fuck, they on ropes, hit the pillars!
You: Get on that MG, Ramirez go!
Stranger: assault on way...
You: 5th company inbound in 20 clicks.
You: C4! C4!
You: GET OUT!
You: GEEET OUTTTTT!
Stranger: take cover..
Stranger: out now..
Stranger: go
You: Ramirez, take him down!
Stranger: there he goes..snipers did the work..gud work team.... mission terminated...
You: Amen.
You: You did good out there.
You: I recommend you for a promotion.
You: Well done, Corporal.
You: *Salute*
Stranger: sir,
Stranger: *attention*
You: I am most pleased.
Stranger: thnx..
You: I do need you in 20 yonks for a Siberia intel assigment.
You: You game?
Stranger: u can count on me..as usual...!!!!
You: Ten-hut!
You: Well done
You: Dismissed!
Best. Thing. Ever. Read it all.
[QUOTE]ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Hello
Stranger: recommend me some music to listen to
You: Ok
You: What do you like?
Stranger: Metal
You: Ok
Stranger: Classical
You: Metalicca?
Stranger: Metallica are good yes, but I've heard all their stuff
You: Ok
You: Hmm...
You: Oh
You: System of a down
Stranger: Yeah, pretty good too
You: Yup.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Where you from?
You: I am from earth.
You: You?
Stranger: The moon.
You: Oh
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Were pretty close on the galactic scale then
Stranger: Indeed.
You: I have friends on jupiter
You: Takes long to get there.
You: But it is worth it.
Stranger: Jupitites are assholes
You: Yeah
Stranger: They raped my lands
You: I hate most
You: :'(
Stranger: harvested the people, I was lucky to escape
You: I remember.
You: 3rd of september
You: 2453
You: :'(
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Bad times
You: It was a horrible night
You: They raided my planet
Stranger: I cant believe you earthlings didn't even help us
Stranger: after all we did for you
You: We couldnt!
You: We were trying
You: But the combine held us down
You: A person called gordon tried to save us!
Stranger: They raided your piece of shit planet - and who came to help? We did
Stranger: We saved you
You: Thank you.
Stranger: then we get attacked
Stranger: and you do nothing
You: We tried!
Stranger: Bunch of assholes
You: Gordon was on his period!
Stranger: I prefer martians
You: Same
Stranger: At least they have balls
You: I dont like my planey
You: Planet*
You: It is quite...
You: Unadvanced
Stranger: Moons are way better than planets anyway
You: Yeah
Stranger: Planets are crap
You: Have you seen the gravity?
You: On my planet?
Stranger: Yeah, totally weird
You: The gravitational force is only high due to so many metals in the core increasing its overall density!
Stranger: Everything is so heavy
You: Did you think that the internet would last this long?
You: Oh yeah..
You: We are still recovering from judgement day...
Stranger: I think it squashes your brain to a certain extent so I guess you're not completely to blame for being such dicks
You: Yeah
Stranger: The internet? Not too sure about that one
You: Same.
Stranger: Judgement day - don't talk to me about judgement day you arrogant prick
You: Im sorry.
Stranger: it's like judgement day here everyday
You: What happens?
You: Who?
You: I will murder them..
Stranger: We get raped by Jupitites... in the ass
Stranger: they get dressed up as like Thor and Apollo
You: :O
Stranger: and Zeus
You: Anyway
Stranger: Claiming to be our Gods
You: :/
Stranger: It's terrible
Stranger: and they punish us
Stranger: :'(
You: Back to the internet. This is a very touching subject..
You: :'(
You: So..
Stranger: The internet...
You: But the interconnectionilizingsompracelectricalwirelessinternationalnet is pretty good for wireless.
Stranger: Hmm, it's ok. I prefer the Jupitites system of GalactitsJupinusoWireless LLC
Stranger: Even they they can suck it
You: Yeah
Stranger: though*
You: Same.
Stranger: Way faster
Stranger: 99% uptime
Stranger: Good service
You: Woah
You: We only get 94%
You: How many TBPS do you get.
Stranger: Yeah, so I heard.
You: We get 4Terbabytes
You: Its ok
You: Not good for streaming 100005480p video though.
Stranger: On a week day at peek time - I'd say around 107383385774 to the power of 14 TBs
You: Nice.
Stranger: So it's pretty good
You: How much a month
Stranger: Free for us
You: Why?
Stranger: Well you guys pay for it - compensation so to speak
You: Yeah.
Stranger: for not helping us when the Jupitites raped our lands
You: We are sorry.
You: I didnt have a choice.
You: King Arthur the 134th had the choice.
Stranger: I can't even look at you humans in the same way.
You: I know.
Stranger: I understand to a certain extent - but you voted for him.
You: I cant look at myself..
You: Without thinking "Selfish"
Stranger: Too right
Stranger: You humans don't deserve life
Stranger: We should never have helped you
You: Yeah.,
Stranger: You'd have thought we would have learnt from the past - the old alliance
You: We are sorry
Stranger: Say sorry is not enough
Stranger: Action is needed, though it is far too late for that.
You: But the 542nd testament says different. "Sorry is suffice, but real apologies are real."
Stranger: There is only one option and I think you all know what it is.
You: Nuclear...
You: Warfare..
You: We will have to implode ...
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Anyway.
You: I have a history book
Stranger: Uh huh.
You: It says there was a thing called a bible
You: And "internet"
You: And "Phones"
You: And something called "Masterbating"
Stranger: The hell is that?
You: It says masterbating is where you use your HAND to rub your penis?
You: What the fuck!
You: Ugh!
You: Who the fuck uses their hands!
Stranger: I am not familiar with these terms
You: Ugh..
Stranger: What is a penis?
You: Oh
You: Google it
You: Look at wikipedia
You: And images.
Stranger: Ok...
Stranger: Oh wow... humans are strange to say the least...
Stranger: wtf...
You: Yeah.
You: Holy shit
Stranger: and a "vagina". LOL
You: LOL
You: VAGINA!!!
You: VAGINA
Stranger: Fucking gross.
Stranger: You make me sick
You: X(_+DG
You: I know.
You: But what about this..
You: People used to watch...
Stranger: So you like stick the penis inside the vagina?
You: What the fuck
You: Yeah
Stranger: LMFAO
You: LOL
Stranger: Fucking weirdos
You: I know
You: Nowdays people just rub it and white stuff comes our.
You: out*
You: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: Still weird
Stranger: We just use our minds
You: THEY ATE "Rice Crispies"
You: !!!
Stranger: There is not gender?
Stranger: Crispies?!
You: YEAH
Stranger: WTF are "Crispies"?
You: 1 sec
You: Ill read
Stranger: ok
You: "Crispy means things that are 'Crunchy' and hot."
You: What the fuck
You: is rice?
Stranger: Fucking what?
You: 1 sec
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK?
You: Looking at rice
Stranger: ok...
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: IT IS WHITE
Stranger: SHIT.
You: THAT IS SICK
You: UGH
Stranger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: WHAT
Stranger: WHITE!!! LOL
You: LOL
You: Wait
You: Talking of white
Stranger: FUCKING HUMANS USED TO EAT WHITE CRUNCHY HOTS
Stranger: LMFAO
You: Yeah
You: LMAO
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHA
You: "Michael jackson - White penis."
You: He made wierd music apparently
You: UGH
You: GOD
You: IT SAYS "Smooth Criminal"
You: Is that some wierd "sex" act?
Stranger: Sounds like it
You: God...
Stranger: Sex is the penis into the vagina right?
You: Yeah.
You: Wait
You: It might be vagina in mouth
You: Wait
You: No
Stranger: Hang on
You: That is something called "Porn"
Stranger: I'll have a look
You: OH MY GOD
You: THAT IS HORRIBLE
You: THEY HAD VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HAVING "SEX" ON THE INTERNET
You: UGH
You: IT WAS CALLED PORN
You: UH
You: UGH]
Stranger: I have a definition - "Sex: The sticking of penis into asshole"
You: Oh
You: My
You: God.
You: I think..
You: I might..
You: Throw up...
Stranger: Indeed
You: Ugh...
Stranger: Your ancestors are fucking gross
Stranger: Fuck.
You: Yeah...
You: Now lets do some simple math
You: Ok
Stranger: Sure, I love math!
You: 1234344234234 - 324233 x 23213 = 23 - 232332322332 + Pi ==>12 = A = 12 f = F-Pi=
You: What is the answer
Stranger: It is -0.52663 recurring
You: Correct
Stranger: And I did that all in my head
You: Good.
You: Ok
You: How about this
You: >3><3 x r
Stranger: I see what you did there - a trick question.
You: Greater than 3 is less than 3 so x = r 32
You: Exactly
You: You cant do it
You: If x = r32
Stranger: Because of Hexs' law
You: Exactly
Stranger: and the law of Planosit
You: Yeah.
You: Also a little bit of the law of Intaflo
Stranger: Yes.
You: At the start
You: Ok
Stranger: Yep.
You: How about this.
You: What is x? Y=32 And A = 32 And the sky is red. What is X?
Stranger: Okay, that's not even funny - we know how to read Humanisonxis.
You: Haha.
You: Oh god
You: I thought of a fucking hard one
You: You ready?
Stranger: ok
You: 1+2
You: What is it
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I... don't know....
You: Shit..
You: Need a calculator..
Stranger: I don't know....
You: I think its 0.2123 r
Stranger: ....fuck.... I don't know wtf I don't know shit
Stranger: Hang on
Stranger: Let me see
You: Ok
Stranger: 1+2 = 3 according to my calculations
Stranger: bwhahahah
Stranger: That must be wrong
You: Yeah
Stranger: Going to throw my calculator out
You: It must be
Stranger: Must be broken
Stranger: 3
Stranger: BWHAHHAHAHA
You: Becuase of hex of course
You: XD
You: HHAAHAHA
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: ahahha
You: 3!
You: xD
Stranger: 3!!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard
Stranger: WTF is a "3"
Stranger: LOL
You: AHAHAHAHAH
You: AHAHAHAAH
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: BWHAHAHAHAM,MHWMAHHWMAHWMHAHFUFKLFKFKF
You: I just thought
You: xD
You: 2!
You: 2!!!!
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: Oh WTF
Stranger: HWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: HAHAHASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASASAHSSWSWSSW
You: IMAGINE
Stranger: SSWSWASWASWSASWAGAGAG\
You: IF 1+1 = 2
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: FUCKING LOL!
You: OH GOD I CANT STOP
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: AHAHAH
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAH
You: AHAHAH
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: Oh wait
You: Oh..
Stranger: I have a better one
You: Yes?
Stranger: 0 + 0 = 0
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHAHHAH
You: HAHAAHA
Stranger: ABWWBAHBDHUYXSBD
Stranger: SFDDFSFDFS
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: FSDF
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: f
You: gsrarg
You: rg
Stranger: LMFAOOFOAFOOFOFAOFAOFAO
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
Stranger: FAOFAOFAOFAOFOAFOAOFALAMLAMALMALMALAMLLMOPA
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOahahahaha
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
Stranger: ROFLLMAOPFAHH
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
You: 0
Stranger: HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: 0!!!!!!!
Stranger: AHAHAHAHA
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
Stranger: AHAHAHA
Stranger: WHATATAT!!
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
Stranger: WHATATATAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: AHAHAHA
You: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHBA
You: BlataBlataBlata
Stranger: I THINK IM GOI9NG TO DIE
You: BlataHaBlataHaBlataHaBlataHaBlataHaBlataHaBlataHahahaahhah
Stranger: HAHAHAHABWWBWBWBWBWWAWAWWABABABABABABABABWBWBW\
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
You: HAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAH
Stranger: HALALALLALALALALALALALALALAOLOLOLOLALHAH2WHHWHA
You: HAAHAH
You: HAAHAH
You: Ha
You: HA
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: Oh phew...
Stranger: wowoweewaa
You: I THOUGHT OF THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
You: DUDE
You: IMAGINE
Stranger: I had to use my Hexinsooslol
You: IF WE BROKE HEX!!1
You: IMAGINE!!
You: 1=
Stranger: OH FUK
Stranger: HAHAHAHAH
You: 1+1 WOULD EQUAL 2
You: HAAHAH
Stranger: BWHAHA
You: HAAHAH
You: LMAO
You: 2HAAHAH
You: HAAHAHHAAHAH
You: 4
You: HOLY SHIT DUDE
You: WE SHOULD INVENT A VIDEO SITE
Stranger: You think we can get it publ;ished in some peer revieved journals?
You: Yes
You: Lets publish
Stranger: We'd be critically acclaimed
You: On our new site!
You: YES
Stranger: and we'd be famous
You: FUCKIN GENIOUS
You: Ok
Stranger: YES!!!
Stranger: BWHAHAHA!
Stranger: YESSSsS
You: Im going to G-Rate Now!
You: Ok
You: Its done
Stranger: Oh shit yes
You: And I only have 23324343443gb of ram
You: Not much
Stranger: I love you human
You: But
You: Youtube.com!
You: Finished!
Stranger: !
You: Oh my
You: The G-Rate was powerful
You: I love my GR settings!
Stranger: How powerful?
You: Well
Stranger: I need specs
Stranger: now.
You: 98 Percent V Level
Stranger: Holy fucking shit
You: I know
Stranger: Take a picture of it
You: Ok
Stranger: Nobody is going to believe you
You: Here it goes
Stranger: Did it work?
You: [url]http://zedomax.com/image/200612/epson-gps-chip.jpg[/url]
You: There
You: That is it
You: Fucking nice.
You: It only cost me 23232323
You: It is the micro
Stranger: Oh wow
Stranger: Nice.
You: I know.
Stranger: Lush
You: I have another righ
You: Rig*
You: It is nice
You: I use it to handle servers
Stranger: I'm going to save that picture and rub my flangloid latter to it
You: Yeah
Stranger: later*
Stranger: Anyway
You: Holy shit
You: [url]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/c/ca/carlsilver/450666_dos_screen.jpg[/url]
Stranger: I have work to do human
You: Look at my S-R
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: WTF IS HAPPENING TO IT?
You: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: Wait
You: What
Stranger: You need more Fintols added to the core so that the Dinsu can have some sainoix flow goin got it
You: Yeah
You: I agree.
You: Ill just use my TelePort 2.3
You: To get it
You: 1 sec
You: There
Stranger: Without it the Fintols will simply overload causing the Hneiiuss -99 to burn out and make the T829-.00 fail.
You: Yup
You: Also the T342
You: And ANNDS
Stranger: Yep
You: AND THE T456!
You: SHIT
You: Ok
Stranger: SHIT
You: I have got 43 more!
Stranger: !!
You: I dont know if it is enough!
Stranger: Don't look at me like that
Stranger: how am I supposed to know?
You: Ok
You: I will use GewGlee
Stranger: I've never seen anything like this before
Stranger: Good idea
Stranger: Better to be safe
You: Ok
You: Search took only 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Stranger: Don't want to case the 72s' to exeem./
You: Microseconds.
You: Yeah
You: Also
Stranger: Not abd
You: My 43 Chip is overheating sometimes.
Stranger: bad
You: 1 sec
You: Checking my temp
Stranger: Well you need to upgrade.
You: -12132*
You: Yeah
You: That is HIGH
You: Ok
Stranger: Oh shit
You: Using TelePort
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: do it
You: To get a new 234343355434334 RPM Fan
Stranger: Yep
You: Ok
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: Sqeeze what you can out of it
You: I FOUND ONE FOR 28MD
Stranger: But keep the temps as low as possible
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Fucking nice
You: Im getting it
Stranger: Get me one too
You: Let me check my V-C-Mone
You: Ok
You: I have enough for 2
You: Getting one
You: I will send you yours through T_R
You: Ok
You: I have got mine
Stranger: Sure, fine
You: Here is yours
You: Sent
Stranger: Got it
Stranger: Thanks
You: Ok
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: If I was human I would do the "sex" with you right now
You: Yes.
Stranger: Thank you so much.
You: Woah
You: Holy fuck
You: My temps are -23232323233223233
You: Degrees FG
You: That is to the MG
Stranger: FuCKING FUCK
You: And it is using JG
You: Fuuck
You: That is smooooth
You: Wait
You: Im going to attempt to run Crysis 342323
You: 1 sec
You: Ok
Stranger: Dude
Stranger: wait
You: What
Stranger: I have Crysis 342324
Stranger: Here
Stranger: Take it
You: Nice.
You: Really?
Stranger: Yeah sure
You: Thanks!
Stranger: You might not be able to run it on the max settings
Stranger: maybe you will be watch your temps
You: I will try it with less AA. Maybe 34232323x?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Why not
You: Ok
You: Oh
You: I got it
You: Okj
You: Benchmarking
You: Done
You: I get....
Stranger: Result?
Stranger: FPS..?
You: 1232334342323FPS In the forest section
You: In water i get 2211122112212
Stranger: Nice
You: Not bad
Stranger: Fuck, nice
Stranger: Better than mine
You: But your eyes have a better refresh rate.
Stranger: I need a new rig
Stranger: Yeah
You: I only see 2323 Fps..
You: You see 3242323
Stranger: I suppose
You: Also
You: You have more AA
You: So you see the pixels.
You: Literally
You: And you have AZ
Stranger: You know much about our kind, tell me how it is you know this.
You: Oh
Stranger: Choose your next words carefully.
You: I used the..
You: Ah
Stranger: Uh huh...
Stranger: Go on...
You: I believe it is the PC Bible
You: Personal Cr-Sm
Stranger: Bullshit
You: It cost a lot
You: Im not joking
Stranger: You're a spy of the Zinos.
Stranger: Bullshit liar
You: No im not.
You: The Cr-Sm!
Stranger: I know that smell anywhere
You: Is is the critical!
You: Smash!
You: Listen
You: Ill fix this
Stranger: Believe me human, you wil pay.
You: Im sending you a thing called vodka
You: Drink it!
You: Please!
You: Sent it!
Stranger: There is nothing to fix yet
You: *hopes.*
Stranger: But I assure you there will be
You: Please dont
You: Dont use the IRFDLM!
Stranger: I am going to break your body,
You: Please!
You: I..
You: Im pregnant!
Stranger: IRFDLM in 5...
Stranger: 4...
Stranger: 3...
Stranger: Wait.
You: Wait.
Stranger: What?
You: I am..
Stranger: Pregants?
You: I have a behbeh...
Stranger: Good, 2 in 1.
Stranger: Buy one get one free.
Stranger: 5...
You: Yeah
Stranger: 4...
You: Wait
Stranger: 3...
You: OK
Stranger: 2...
You: HOW ABOUT I HAVE ALISEX
You: WITH YOU
Stranger: Human, you disgust me.
Stranger: 5...4
Stranger: 3...
You: If you nuke us...
Stranger: 2...
You: Then the Jupers...
Stranger: Then what?
You: Shall nuke you..
Stranger: Fuck the Jupitites, they're nothing but bitches
You: Fuck
You: Ok listen
Stranger: I shall die in peace
You: I...
You: I....
Stranger: My life shall be complete
You: I.......
Stranger: You what,,,
You: I am...
Stranger: ...
You: Freploik
You: I admit it...
You: I couldnt tell you!
Stranger: You have two option here.
Stranger: Die or tell us all you know and live.
You: Ok!
You: I shall tell you..
You: I live on Citrus..
Stranger: I knew it
You: We read things called books...
You: And..
You: GRSM
You: Im sorry..
You: But we....
You: We know about your planet and dildos...
Stranger: Leave the dildos out of this.
You: No!
Stranger: Your quarrel is with us.
You: You stick them in your anus!
Stranger: How dare you!
You: !
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU!!!!
You: YOU LIVE IN IKEA
You: YOU
Stranger: You have insulted out Queenisnnosx
You: I DONT WANT TO SAY THIS
You: IM SORRY
Stranger: And now all of Citrus will pay
You: BUT YOU ARE GLRE
You: IM ...
You: IMPREGNATED!!!
Stranger: Through their acidic blood
You: YOUR A FATHER!
You: Ill send you a picture..
Stranger: You are mistaken, we can only impregnate outselves.
Stranger: We are an A sexual species
You: [url]http://www.naturfoto-cz.de/photos/others/slow-worm-30865.jpg[/url]
Stranger: We don't need to do the "sex"
You: Your sleep
You: Look at your stomach...
You: Is it scarred?
Stranger: ...Yes...
You: I....
You: I used the Terrasaw...
Stranger: ...but the Quiisjn told me...
You: Along with the juice...
Stranger: ....
Stranger: I cannot stand this
You: Im sorry...
You: But...
You: We are both fathers...
Stranger: Even if this is our past I have long moved on
Stranger: I am not longer the weak link I was before
You: You cant move from your past!
Stranger: I am a Generanixso of the Quins
You: But you loved me!
Stranger: And I must honor that agreement
You: You said!
Stranger: To myself and the Jusibbs.
You: I am a Krinpo of the Krins..
You: And I stand and say..
You: Inmtropla! SORPLA!
Stranger: I do not recall this - and I will not try to.
Stranger: It's too late.
You: But...
You: 1+1?
You: Equals...
You: 2...
Stranger: If it is true then we shall all perish
You: Im sorry..
Stranger: And perhaps my memories will be given back to me
Stranger: But not now
Stranger: Not this day
You: I took your ewdfs
You: And youe fds;'?
Stranger: I don't know you!
Stranger: Get away from me!
You: Im sorry!
You: I wanted you to be happy!
Stranger: Please....
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I... don't know.... please....
Stranger: It's too much.....
You: Im...
You: Sorrrry...
You: But...
You: Oh god.
You: I have a proposal.
You: I give you coca cola...
You: For peace..
Stranger: haahh
You: Pepsi
You: ?
Stranger: You do not have the right to Coca Cola
Stranger: Nobody does
You: Ok..
You: How about..
You: Vodka.......
Stranger: You've emotionally scared me
Stranger: I can't take this anymore
You: Lets do it..
Stranger: He is my proposal
Stranger: Everyone dies.
You: Im sorry..
You: But you have penis cancer...
Stranger: No winners, no losses.
You: I said it..
Stranger: I have no PENIS!
You: When I was inside you...
Stranger: Bastard!
You: I saw people..
Stranger: No
You: They were sick..
You: They had penis..
Stranger: Stop this blasphempy
Stranger: Stop it
You: And they were..
You: Putting it..
Stranger: Stop it now
Stranger: Stop[
You: In your..
Stranger: STOP!
You: ZEN!!!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DON'T
Stranger: NOOOOO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: IM SO SORRY!
Stranger: *collapses on the floor*
You: OH GOD
You: CPR
Stranger: *tears run down face*
You: *Breath*
You: *Fap*
Stranger: *on knees*
You: *Breath*
You: *Kick*
Stranger: I am!
Stranger: GET AWAY
You: BAH!
Stranger: I HATE YOU
You: I have..
You: GUM!!
Stranger: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
Stranger: IS IT?!!!
You: I HAVE GUM THOUGH!!
You: NO!!!
Stranger: TELL ME!?!
You: IM SOORY!
You: NOOO!
Stranger: I HAVE NOTHING
Stranger: YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING AWAY
Stranger: I HAVE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
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