Beloved Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un reportedly orders the North Korean Army to prepare for a merciles
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It's that time of the year, folks.
[URL]http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/03/02/kim-jong-un-reportedly-tells-north-korean-army-to-prepare-for-war-with-us/[/URL]
[URL]http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/03/01/cnni-hancocks-north-korea-reportedly-fires-two-missiles.cnn[/URL] ( CNN Video )
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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told the army to prepare for war with the United States and its allies, state media reported Saturday, according to AFP.
"The prevailing situation where a great war for national reunification is at hand requires all the KPA (Korean People's Army) units to become (elite) Guard Units fully prepared for war politically and ideologically, in military technique and materially," he said, according to the Korean Central News Agency.
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Is it really that time of the year again? It feels like yesterday since they last did this.
Does anyone know if that stream of NK TV still works?
Last I heard it stopped working when NK said they were gonna do their "100 day attack" or whatever it was called.
slow news week
I miss Rayhalo. That's what this thread needs.
edit: fuckin ninjas i just wanna merge
[QUOTE=Durrsly;47247899]I miss Rayhalo. That's what this thread needs.[/QUOTE]
wasn't he fp's resident north korean (or north korean fan)?
[QUOTE=shutter_eye5;47247902]wasn't he fp's resident north korean (or north korean fan)?[/QUOTE]
He was NK's entire propaganda budget
[QUOTE=Kyle902;47247908]He was NK's entire propaganda budget[/QUOTE]
mods should consider unbanning him solely for the entertainment value
can't call it trolling when no one takes him seriously
not now north korea, we're dealing with ukraine and iran, you're penciled in for next month
Dear Leader is so wise and masterful in diplomacy. Watch as the capitalist imperialist pig dog Americans do not reply, quivering in fear. Truly he is fearsome
In other news, the sky is still blue!
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;47247915]mods should consider unbanning him solely for the entertainment value
can't call it trolling when no one takes him seriously[/QUOTE]
Too late, he probably moved to NK already.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;47247892]Is it really that time of the year again? It feels like yesterday since they last did this.
Does anyone know if that stream of NK TV still works?
Last I heard it stopped working when NK said they were gonna do their "100 day attack" or whatever it was called.[/QUOTE]
Feels like every spring they start this stuff up for the past 3 years.
I'm shaking and pissing my western capitalist pants here
Actually, I wonder if NK even has the budget for this. They already have their hands full with the War on Atlantis.
It'd be over in less than a day.
I wish they would do it already. Don't be a pussy Kim go through with it for once.
[editline]3rd March 2015[/editline]
I mean jeeze at least don't talk shit and then not do it.
I don't even think your own people are impressed anymore. :v:
How would they expect to survive if they actually did try to attack our shit?
I wish Kim Jong-un would just give up already. No believes you, No one thinks you could win or even survive a war. Just shut up already.
[QUOTE=circuitbawx;47248048]How would they expect to survive if they actually did try to attack our shit?[/QUOTE]
[I][B]VICTORIOUSLY[/B][/I]
You know, it really sucks that the American government has to spend millions on taking each threat seriously [I]just[/I] in case by some outlandish possibility, they actually will attack.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;47248100]You know, it really sucks that the American government has to spend millions on taking each threat seriously [I]just[/I] in case by some outlandish possibility, they actually will attack.[/QUOTE]
That's probably part of their strategy, make the US max out its credit card for minimal effort on the part of the NK government.
[video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=mCe8iai-SRs[/video]
Alright North Korea, sit down.
To be fair, North Korea has just revealed its new urban camouflage. It will dress up all of its soldiers to look like malnourished people, allowing them to blend perfectly with the [I]literal billions[/I] of underfed people which the corrupt US system has allowed to exist through its greed and evilness!
[editline]3rd March 2015[/editline]
How will it dress them up to look like malnourished people, I hear you ask?
Uhhh... government secret.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;47248100]You know, it really sucks that the American government has to spend millions on taking each threat seriously [I]just[/I] in case by some outlandish possibility, they actually will attack.[/QUOTE]
If that really is the case then there has to be a point where's its simply cheaper to go wipe out the NK government with drone strikes then to continue to deal with their non-stopped babbling.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47248056]They'd be begging with in 2 days to stop throwing shit at them.
[editline]3rd March 2015[/editline]
They would be forced to be impressed. North Korea is very very very unforgiving when you go against their great leader.[/QUOTE]
I know how it is in NK, but from what I've read recently things may be slipping away from old Kim (not power wise of course). They are forced to do what they're forced to do oh yeah, but what do they really think of everything at this point? They are not nearly as blind as they have been over the last few decades. Those that have deeper knowledge have no other choice but to still play along.
Ahh reminds me of like, 1-2 years ago when there was a new NK thread every day pretty much about NK possibly attacking South Korea / America but it ended up with pretty much nothing going on and NK went back into silence :v:
[QUOTE=shutter_eye5;47247902]wasn't he fp's resident north korean (or north korean fan)?[/QUOTE]
Only a fan, he actually lived on the Gold Coast which is basically the [URL="http://www.dreamworld.com.au/"]#1[/URL] [URL="http://www.schoolies.com/"]party[/URL] [URL="http://www.supanova.com.au/show-information/gold-coast/"]zone[/URL] in Australia.
You can make fun of NK as much as you want, they still scare the shit out of the US, which is much more laughable.
Man I just went back looking at rayhalos posts. Goooood times
[QUOTE=AntonioR;47249064]You can make fun of NK as much as you want, they still scare the shit out of the US, which is much more laughable.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say terrified but they're definitely worried, hence the very high state of alertness on the DMZ at all times. North Korean artillery could level Seoul in only a few hours, killing God knows how many people. And despite all the jokes they actually have enough strategic resources to fuel and feed their soldiers for a few hundred days, forgot the exact amount.
Without a doubt the South and US would win in a war, but plenty of lives would have to be lost for it to happen, civilian and otherwise.
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