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Apparently some emo wants to fight me tomorrow, for literally no valid reason.
He told me, because I'm immature and stupid. Funny, because, I'm in higher sets than him, smarter than him, he's immature for giving no valid reason. Friday he got in a fight with one of my friends and he got battered, Me and my friend went home and we saw him with his girlfriend, who was a good friend up till Friday, we spoke everyday, no contact since then.
I'm going to fight him, I've definitely got stronger since whenever the last fight i had was. He relies on brute strength, i'm relying on going all out tactical apeshit.
Fucking screaming lashing out, that's what my friend done on Friday, of course he could win. But I'm not getting out of it just to be called pussy, my friend insisted that he stays on the lines in case it gets out of hand, my friend also has beef with him. Should i get my friend with me aswell?
I know all the nerve points and I'm not afraid to take his groin with me.
What I'm going to do
throat punch, tackle, kick.
If he admits defeat I'm going to be gentlemanly and help him up, if not I'll kick dirt over him. Like the pig he is. Post your tips please.
tl;dr Emo wants to fight, I'll go apeshit, friend who has beef also wants to fight should i let him join, what do?
P.S Not trying to sound hard, this fucker has been being a prick since high school, fed up of it. know where he lives.
P.P.S Going to let him try to take the first punch. I'll have a reason then.
[quote]He told me, because I'm immature and stupid.[/quote]
I've taken the liberty of bolding the lines which prove his point:
[quote][b]If wrong board, please move.
Apparently some emo wants to fight me tomorrow, for literally no valid reason.
He told me, because I'm immature and stupid. Funny, because, I'm in higher sets than him, smarter than him, he's immature for giving no valid reason. Friday he got in a fight with one of my friends and he got battered, Me and my friend went home and we saw him with his girlfriend, who was a good friend up till Friday, we spoke everyday, no contact since then.
I'm going to fight him, I've definitely got stronger since whenever the last fight i had was. He relies on brute strength, i'm relying on going all out tactical apeshit.
Fucking screaming lashing out, that's what my friend done on Friday, of course he could win. But I'm not getting out of it just to be called pussy, my friend insisted that he stays on the lines in case it gets out of hand, my friend also has beef with him. Should i get my friend with me aswell?
I know all the nerve points and I'm not afraid to take his groin with me.
What I'm going to do
throat punch, tackle, kick.
If he admits defeat I'm going to be gentlemanly and help him up, if not I'll kick dirt over him. Like the pig he is.
tl;dr Emo wants to fight, I'll go apeshit, friend who has beef also wants to fight should i let him join, what do?
P.S Not trying to sound hard, this fucker has been being a prick since high school, fed up of it. know where he lives.[/b][/quote]
Haha emo and a furry, that'd be fun to watch..
70%+ change he's talking bullshit.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26645500]I've taken the liberty of bolding the lines which prove his point:[/QUOTE]
no.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645508]no.[/QUOTE]
yes.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;26645503]Haha emo and a furry, that'd be fun to watch..[/QUOTE]
Exactly the words of my friend.
I hope that you post here tomorow with the results.
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Also pics
[QUOTE=BlindGed;26645552]I hope that you post here tomorow with the results.
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Also pics[/QUOTE]
Don't know about pics, but i'll post with the results
Fuck Fist,use nukes!
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26645500]I've taken the liberty of bolding the lines which prove his point:[/QUOTE]
I love you.
OP, you're a retard. You can kill someone by punching them in the throat, although unless you use your mighty fapping arm, nothing will come what with the sitting alone, in the dark of your mother's basement jerking it to furry porn all day.
Why would you come to facepunch for help?
We're not your mother/brother/bestfriend and most will just turn your own problems back against you.
Secondly, We're a useless bag of cunts.
[QUOTE=CertainDOOM;26645567]Why would you come to facepunch for help?
We're not your mother/brother/bestfriend and most will just turn your own problems back against you.
Secondly, We're a useless bag of cunts.[/QUOTE]
Not me,OP take my advice :v:
Yeah, uncle kim here's giving a few away on the house.
Punching the throat hard will probably crush the Larynx/voice box, blocking his windpipe and possibly suffocating him. Also, it hurts like hell.
Where are you going to fight him?
If you really want help and don't want to sound like a hard-ass ( What you really don't right now ) atleast include some more information.
Update us when you get your ass handed.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;26645614]Update us when you get your ass handed.[/QUOTE]
I'm giving him some of my nukes so i am sure he will beat his emo ass up
My father said he's talking bullshit aswell, the emo, not my father. I think if he was going to anything he would've actually said something over the weekend.
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[QUOTE=Armandur;26645610]Punching the throat hard will probably crush the Larynx/voice box, blocking his windpipe and possibly suffocating him. Also, it hurts like hell.[/QUOTE]
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Like i said, he's threatened worse stuff, such as setting my house on fire, killing me, all bullshit i know. But,still. I don't give a fuck, to be honest.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645641]My father said he's talking bullshit aswell, the emo, not my father. I think if he was going to anything he would've actually said something over the weekend.
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Like i said, he's threatened worse stuff, such as setting my house on fire, killing me, all bullshit i know. But,still. I don't give a fuck, to be honest.[/QUOTE]
HAHA BEING TRIED FOR USING EXCESSIVE FORCE AND POSSIBLY MANSLAUGHTER IS NOTHING, HE THREATENED ME.
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[QUOTE=mugofdoom;26645691]HAHA BEING TRIED FOR USING EXCESSIVE FORCE AND POSSIBLY MANSLAUGHTER IS NOTHING, HE THREATENED ME.
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HAHA GUESS WH- no.I'm going to hit his throat only if i have to, or by accident, in the OP , i might do that . just a small one to knock him of guard, I'll punch him then.
You will get suspended from school, your penis size will decrease and you wont have achieved anything.
Hack his Facebook account and post a semi-embarrassing status, that will teach him.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]If wrong board, please move.[/QUOTE]
Go back to 4chan.
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[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645641]My father said he's talking bullshit aswell, the emo, not my father. I think if he was going to anything he would've actually said something over the weekend.
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Like i said, he's threatened worse stuff, such as setting my house on fire, killing me, all bullshit i know. But,still. I don't give a fuck, to be honest.[/QUOTE]
srsly.
Steal his girlfriend and rape her.
Fighting is gay anyways.
[QUOTE=RayDark;26645748]Steal his girlfriend and rape her.[/QUOTE]
Nice idea.
This thread makes so much sense
/sarcasm
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645714]HAHA GUESS WH- no.I'm going to hit his throat only if i have to, or by accident, in the OP , i might do that . just a small one to knock him of guard, I'll punch him then.[/QUOTE]
It takes around 11 pounds of pressure to collapse the trachea, assuming you're at least half as tough as you say you are you could easily kill him that way.
Plus, in the heat of the fight, you won't have time for any of this "tactical" bullshit you have planned, and if you think you do, your ass will be staring you down from atop a silver platter.
punch repeatably in the face, he's not going to dodge it like a fucking ninja, he's only human.
When you get punched in the face it stuns you momentarily, once this stun "period" is over you could have laid in another one, this should continue until you feel it has gone far enough.
What the fuck do you mean tactical apeshit? It's a fight, just beat each other to a pulp and call it a day.
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