Eat @ Taco Bell when you're high guys (STORY INSIDE) - General

My friend and I were driving about town, and we were trying to decide where to eat. His mom made burgers, but her burgers are always bad, and they're the worst when you really NEED something delicious to eat. Now that I'm done with diverging from the plot, here we go: We saw a Taco Bell on the side of the road and I said "Let's go eat Taco Bell". We had to argue about this for five minutes, cause my friend couldn't get Big Boy off his mind. So anyways, we pulled up to the drive-thru of Taco Bell, and we ordered our food. The guy asked us some kidn of a question, and I was blanked and didn't hear it so I said "I'm sorry i didn't hear that?". He repeated himself, and I looked at my friend. My friend said "Ranch" - so I told the drivethrough guy "Uh no thanks we just want some Ranch sauce, do you have that?". This bullshit kept up for like 2 minutes just so we could order a burrito and some curlycheese things. We finally try and pull up to the window acting sober, and I gave the guy his change and he did one of those "i just kind of smiled so you have to break out into your best garfield impression" smiles, so I fuckin start grinning and nodding, and the guy goes to get our food. I told my friend he knew we were baked, and that makes the climax of this story AWESOME. See, the Taco Bell employee knew we were baked, but instead of being pissed off, he asked us what our favorite kinds of soda are (we hadn't ordered sodas). When he left to get our FREE LARGE SODAS, my friend and i were going "holy shit free soda this guy rules". We got our drinks, pulled into the parking lot, and I said to him "This is what happens when you're high. Everyone is nice to you. All the time.", we drank our sodas, ate burritoes, AND called taco bell inquiries to tell them that "Taco bell ROCKS!". [B]TL;DR Eat at taco bell when you're baked. Fuck [/B]

Get the bacon cheese potato burrito or whatever the fuck It's so good.

People are awesome.

Taco Bell is pretty much made for stoners

fuck yeah taco bell is cheap and delicious

[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16797149]Get the bacon cheese potato burrito or whatever the fuck It's so good.[/QUOTE] Goddamn yes it is

[QUOTE=Anubis678;16800989]Goddamn yes it is[/QUOTE] look at that mother fucker god damn it looks so fucking tasty [img]http://z.hubpages.com/u/1386767_f520.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16802013]look at that mother fucker god damn it looks so fucking tasty [img]http://z.hubpages.com/u/1386767_f520.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That makes me hungry.

[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16802013]look at that mother fucker god damn it looks so fucking tasty [img]http://z.hubpages.com/u/1386767_f520.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I fucking love those things. Have another heart.

[QUOTE=Anubis678;16802053]I fucking love those things. Have another heart.[/QUOTE] Don't make me get on my alt and give you TWO!

Oh, you! Sheesh :biggrin:

i fucking love their nachos... grilled stuffed burritos are the shit, so are cheesy gordita crunches... to bad that's like their whole menu to me.

[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16797149]Get the bacon cheese potato burrito or whatever the fuck It's so good.[/QUOTE] That's what I ate when I was too baked. I felt like shit, but after.....not so bad. :)

One time I got A WHOLE MEAL FREE from taco bell when I was stoned.

They are building one in my town, so excited. I love the bell.

[QUOTE=aridpheonix;16802013]look at that mother fucker god damn it looks so fucking tasty [img]http://z.hubpages.com/u/1386767_f520.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Those look really good but I can't bring myself to buy one they're very very very very very bad for you

[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16830567]Those look really good but I can't bring myself to buy one they're very very very very very bad for you[/QUOTE] So is meth but hey, people do it.

idiots do it

Volcano Tacos, and Volcano Burritos are insanely good

[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16831032]idiots do it[/QUOTE] :smug:

[QUOTE=SilverHammer;16830567]Those look really good but I can't bring myself to buy one they're very very very very very bad for you[/QUOTE] You're not supposed to think about that.

[QUOTE=Anubis678;16839219]You're not supposed to think about that.[/QUOTE] You're not supposed to think about a lot of things all of them for the same awful reason

Fucking bastards closed the last taco bell on my island now I would have to go all the way to jersey for it. The toll is more than something from the bell. Major bummer.

I prefer Burger King or Chinease Food... In my country we dont have taco bells.... dammmmmmmm...

Burger King is incredible, sadly there isn't one anywhere near me.

I remember the first time I was driving while high we went to Sonic and Taco Bell which were right next door to each other. The idea was to get some smoothies and then head next door where we'd get our Tacos. of course we made the mistake of not knowing what kind of smoothie we were going to get when we got to the drive thru and we started arguing and cursing at each other while the guy over the intercom was like "I'll give you a few minutes..." Taco Bell was better because I knew exactly what I was getting when I walked in, and my buddy Trevor busted up laughing when, the second I walked in I moved briskly and confidently towards the counter and I order my entire order faster than the lady behind the counter could make out.

I did this, my friend got me and my other friend a free burritos.

I usually get a large Baja Blast, cinnamon twists, and two chicken quesadillas. A meal made in heaven.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch is where it's at followed only by the Burrito Supreme [editline]07:19PM[/editline] Nachos Bell Grande is sick too

[QUOTE=Punjon;16796885]My friend and I were driving about town, and we were trying to decide where to eat. His mom made burgers, but her burgers are always bad, and they're the worst when you really NEED something delicious to eat. Now that I'm done with diverging from the plot, here we go: We saw a Taco Bell on the side of the road and I said "Let's go eat Taco Bell". We had to argue about this for five minutes, cause my friend couldn't get Big Boy off his mind. So anyways, we pulled up to the drive-thru of Taco Bell, and we ordered our food. The guy asked us some kidn of a question, and I was blanked and didn't hear it so I said "I'm sorry i didn't hear that?". He repeated himself, and I looked at my friend. My friend said "Ranch" - so I told the drivethrough guy "Uh no thanks we just want some Ranch sauce, do you have that?". This bullshit kept up for like 2 minutes just so we could order a burrito and some curlycheese things. We finally try and pull up to the window acting sober, and I gave the guy his change and he did one of those "i just kind of smiled so you have to break out into your best garfield impression" smiles, so I fuckin start grinning and nodding, and the guy goes to get our food. I told my friend he knew we were baked, and that makes the climax of this story AWESOME. See, the Taco Bell employee knew we were baked, but instead of being pissed off, he asked us what our favorite kinds of soda are (we hadn't ordered sodas). When he left to get our FREE LARGE SODAS, my friend and i were going "holy shit free soda this guy rules". We got our drinks, pulled into the parking lot, and I said to him "This is what happens when you're high. Everyone is nice to you. All the time.", we drank our sodas, ate burritoes, AND called taco bell inquiries to tell them that "Taco bell ROCKS!". [B]TL;DR Eat at taco bell when you're baked. Fuck [/B][/QUOTE] I used to work at the one in downtown fargo before it closed, we would smoke in the back of the store or right outside the back door at all times of the day. On my like fourth or fifth day there a coworker had friends stop by and I left the store with them to buy alcohol, still punched in and they smoked me up for doing it, then we smoked more in the back of the store later that night. That place fucking ruled.