Reciently got a job in security over night shift, 12 hours 6-6. I work in a condo complex with a nice big rooftop that only like 2 people can get to, me and the super. I also met some dude in the building that sells amazing shit. No horror stories yet but I know some people got caught on here. And yes I know it's dumb to smoke at work, I know the risks.
gettin paid to get high on a rooftop with a dealer literally a few stairs away?
yeah, i'd take that job.
Get a good pair of sunglasses bro.
That sounds like an amazing job my friend, it must be nice.
[QUOTE=bluesky;36573139]Get a good pair of sunglasses bro.[/QUOTE]
It would look rather odd if I wore sun glasses at 1am bro. I found Spanish eye drops in our lost and found though
[QUOTE=Gprimeisback;36573166]I found Spanish eye drops in our lost and found though[/QUOTE]
spanish eye drops what
[QUOTE=polarbear.;36573342]spanish eye drops what[/QUOTE]
Found away i thought was hand sanitizer until I translated the bottle.
I know a guy who sells Spanish eye drops, tops quality shit bro. :v:
I manage to smoke every day at work, i work with a bunch of stoners and a couple managers are closet or ex-stoners
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;36573730]I manage to smoke every day at work, i work with a bunch of stoners and a couple managers are closet or ex-stoners[/QUOTE]
What do you do?
[QUOTE=Gprimeisback;36572849]Reciently got a job in security over night shift, 12 hours 6-6. I work in a condo complex with a nice big rooftop that only like 2 people can get to, me and the super. I also met some dude in the building that sells amazing shit. No horror stories yet but I know some people got caught on here. And yes I know it's dumb to smoke at work, I know the risks.[/QUOTE]
So what if someone breaks in? High you will need to think of some crazy booby traps to defend your building.
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[QUOTE=polarbear.;36573342]spanish eye drops what[/QUOTE]
aka cum rags
Ive been blazed at work more than ive been there sober, its the shit
Consider getting a portable vaporizer so you don't smell like smoke.
[QUOTE=Zoo;36576107]Consider getting a portable vaporizer so you don't smell like smoke.[/QUOTE]
Or just smoke outside
[QUOTE=Zoo;36576107]Consider getting a portable vaporizer so you don't smell like smoke.[/QUOTE]
I found some stuff called smoke odor remover so I just use that.
Working high is the only way to work.
I work at subway and I get high all the time at work. It's the shit.
Always have visene. Always carry cheap stuff that if you need to just toss away so if you're about to get caught, you can toss your shit and only lose $20 of gear and not get caught, totally worth it.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;36683774]Working high is the only way to work.[/QUOTE]
Working high, highly working.... wait
[QUOTE=zach1193;36689776]Working high, highly working.... wait[/QUOTE]
everyday at my job im hardly working. I just sit in a cart and watch docks all day. We got a dvd player and i put movies and tv shows on my phone to watch while sitting out there.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;36690973]everyday at my job im hardly working. I just sit in a cart and watch docks all day. We got a dvd player and i put movies and tv shows on my phone to watch while sitting out there.[/QUOTE]
nice man, wish I could find a job that easy.
i came in to work high as fuck today and it was so shitty time was slow as fuck
people that smoke a lot of bud, if they don't smoke during work, it would probably seem much longer. it is for me anyway. i end up making the day longer waiting until i cna smoke
yeah when i smoked at work i immediately realized how bad of an idea it was. First off we were running low on water and the cotton mouth was a nightmare, and two it made time so much slower at a job where all you do it sit around trying to find ways of killing time.
[QUOTE=yuki;36684208]I work at subway and I get high all the time at work. It's the shit.[/QUOTE]
I do the same man, we usually just smoke in the freezer.
Working in a bar is perfect for being high because there is always music playing and the chef at my work always seems to know when im high and he will constantly be like "STORM!" and ill be like "What D:" and he will yell "HERE EAT THIS"
it makes me snigger everytime
mainly because im high when it happens
i work in the kitchen at a huge resteraunt for upper middle class white people and so its hard being high at work because i have to pay attention to many things at once like shit in the oven and pan while chopping stuff up etc etc
but all the immigrant workers know when im high so they make bird calls and mess around.
but being able to chill and smoke at work ugh i should have just took my dads job offer goin to Los Angeles and back for his business
I worked at a restaurant with a bunch of stoners before, night shifts. One really busy, miserable day, they decided to bring in good-quality cake. I was hungry and had a nice bit, thinking they were kidding about the cake, until I finally noticed the odd taste on the last bite. Next thing I know, an hour later, I'm blitzed out of my mind, and we're all somehow having a great time. Busboys messed with the customers, kitchen workers started freestyling against each other, and we somehow kept it cool whenever our boss was around.
At the end of it all, the entire chip dispensary was gone.
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