"The First Guy From Ark Music Factory"
What guy? :v:
I am filled with giddy anticipation for the hilarious abomination that is sure to spawn from this
Why are all of these kind of songs always about partying and "love"?
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;29197223]Why are all of these kind of songs always about partying and "love"?[/QUOTE]
When they're 13.
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;29197223]Why are all of these kind of songs always about partying and "love"?[/QUOTE]
Reaches out easily to pre-teen girls.
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;29197223]Why are all of these kind of songs always about partying and "love"?[/QUOTE]
Teenagers are fed to much Romanticized garbage about Love, Ex: Twilight.
Wow he's fucking ugly.
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4OhNr6YrM&feature=related[/media]
Same guy without autotune shit
We're witnessing a new genre being created. "shit's so bad that it's getting noticed" genre.
Little Kids talking about drugs
Guaranteed hit.
[QUOTE=Jasun;29197888]Wow he's fucking ugly.
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4OhNr6YrM&feature=related[/media]
Same guy without autotune shit[/QUOTE]
Judging by the fact he can vibrato and hold a note without going sharp/flat he's not bad. Although I'd rather be seeing fewer of these random pop teen musicians all over the place.
You know how it goes at the moment?
"Dad, music from your time really sucked!"
"No it didn't, Timmy!"
When we become fathers, it will look more like this:
"Dad, music from your time really sucked!"
"Yes. Yes, it did. :smith:"
ark music factory: taking pre-teens with good singing voices and ruining their futures for ever by making them sing shitty songs since 2011
[QUOTE=markfu;29199601]Judging by the fact he can vibrato and hold a note without going sharp/flat he's not bad. Although I'd rather be seeing fewer of these random pop teen musicians all over the place.[/QUOTE]
Are you kidding? That was horrible.
[QUOTE=Jasun;29197888]Wow he's fucking ugly.
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4OhNr6YrM&feature=related[/media]
Same guy without autotune shit[/QUOTE]
Acctualy is good, but the ambomination of a song in the op should burn and die
[QUOTE=LordApocca;29200016]Are you kidding? That was horrible.[/QUOTE]
Better then most of the other crap coming out now.
[editline]15th April 2011[/editline]
By crap I'm referring to music made by teens
And now the internet will make another talentless kid rich since they wont stop talking about them.
I didn't expect this to [b]actually[/b] be by the same people, but it appears to be true.
Please God.
No...
:emo:
I vote this be the first entry into a new genre, VIRAL MUSIC!
Music so bad it gets loads of unneeded attention.
You can hear the non-autotuned him in the echo at the end and my god is it AWFUL!
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It's like a the scene of a horrible knifing, I can't avert my gaze! :buddy:
I for one think it's very considerate for Ark to provide the internet with all this hate fodder. I mean, that's clearly their intention. It's not like they expect these fucking kids to actually produce anything worthwhile...
[QUOTE=Trumple;29199940]You know how it goes at the moment?
"Dad, music from your time really sucked!"
"No it didn't, Timmy!"[/QUOTE]
your dad is either a liar or was completely stoned in the 70's
which sounds right
fucking kill me.
[QUOTE=thisispain;29203050]your dad is either a liar or was completely stoned in the 70's
which sounds right[/QUOTE]
Well his drink was spiked with LSD once, but thats about it
He came home and asked us where he left his arm :ohdear:
Looks like the next generation is going to be shit.
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