Kate Middleton is all pregnant and shit - royal family members all happy and shit - Polidicks

[img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64534000/jpg/_64534314_kate_getty.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20586343[/url] [quote=BBC News][B]The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby, St James's Palace has announced.[/B] Members of the royal family and the duchess's family, the Middletons, are said to be delighted. A spokesman said the duchess has been admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in central London with very acute morning sickness and is expected to stay for several days. Catherine and William were married at Westminster Abbey in April 2011.[/quote]

her expression is a bit weird in that photo... what is she looking at

Dave has tweeted from down the pub [img]http://puu.sh/1wIA2[/img]

Congratulations to the two.

no one cares and shit [highlight](User was banned for this post ("if you don't care then don't post" - Orkel))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;38688997]her expression is a bit weird in that photo... what is she looking at[/QUOTE] Shes thinking of royal dick. Of course.

[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;38689055]Shes thinking of royal dick. Of course.[/QUOTE] Your avatar really fits. Also, I love the title!

gawd she's so fit.

-snip, that wasn't necessary-

[QUOTE=smurfy;38689008]Dave has tweeted from down the pub [img]http://puu.sh/1wIA2[/img][/QUOTE] #royalbaby #roylo

[QUOTE=smurfy;38689008]Dave has tweeted from down the pub [img]http://puu.sh/1wIA2[/img][/QUOTE] there's something about "#royalbaby" that just seems funny to me, it sounds like some weird alternative to #YOLO "gonna mix antifreeze with vodka and chug it down #royalbaby"

Well, she got royally fucked.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;38689054]no one cares and shit[/QUOTE] good thing you speak for everyone i think almost wanted to care for a second, thank you

the queen is the only royal worthy of my sperm she wants the D

Yay, another Royal festival to celebrate! Everyone loves happiness, and babies!

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38689103]We didn't even care about their marriage... Ok I don't mean to be a dick but who cares exactly?[/QUOTE] A hell of a lot of people.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38689103]We didn't even care about their marriage... Ok I don't mean to be a dick but who cares exactly?[/QUOTE] Who's "We"? A load of people care, it's good news and a lot of people, myself included, are very happy for them. They're public figures, they're going to get made a fuss of.

I bet Harry isn't pleased.

also, cocks [highlight](User was banned for this post ("meme shitpost again" - Orkel))[/highlight]

You can always tell a smurfy thread

[QUOTE=cyclocius;38689328]Who's "We"? A load of people care, it's good news and a lot of people, myself included, are very happy for them. They're public figures, they're going to get made a fuss of.[/QUOTE] Some don't care.

It's not until you realize what this beat out that you realize how bad it is. All for the sake of reporting something in an established, easily controllable narrative. Eugh.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38689374]Some don't care.[/QUOTE] Some don't care about US politics, but it's still in the news. Just because [I]you[/I] don't find something news worthy doesn't mean it shouldn't be in the news.

Misleading title. Neither Kate nor the royal family defecated within this story.

i'll wonder if they'll scoop the baby out with a silver spoon.

The best thing about the internet is that other news can still exist while things like this are going on

[QUOTE=digigamer17;38689103]We didn't even care about their marriage... Ok I don't mean to be a dick but who cares exactly?[/QUOTE] well considering one day this baby will be the head of state of several countries quite a few people i'd say

[QUOTE=smurfy;38689647]The best thing about the internet is that other news can still exist while things like this are going on[/QUOTE] Nonsense, everyone knows the internet (and especially Facepunch) can only handle one news story at a time.

[QUOTE=Francisco;38689369]also, cocks [highlight](User was banned for this post ("meme shitpost again" - Orkel))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Wow... how old is that meme? Like four years at least?

[QUOTE=ShaunOfTheLive;38690310]Wow... how old is that meme? Like four years at least?[/QUOTE] Oh, I remember when I'd say 'also cocks' for an autoban when mad once in a while. Worked with 'nigger' and 'starfish' too. Those were the days...