Upset About Missing Taco, Ohio Man Rams Taco Bell with Truck - Polidicks

[quote] HUBER HEIGHTS, Ohio (WDTN) - A disgruntled customer is facing charges after leaving a hole in the front of a Taco Bell in Huber Heights Tuesday morning. According to police, the suspect was arrested after driving his truck through the front window of the business - all over a 99 cent taco. Police were able to follow a trail of fluids to the man's house about two miles from the restaurant. Sergeant Chris Kash said the man admitted to hitting the building because the drive-thru employees got his order wrong. "The damage he's done to the business is vandalism," said Sgt. Chris Kash of the Huber Heights Police Department. "This is a brand new store. They just built this and opened it maybe six months ago." Police are not identifying the suspect until formal charges are filed; however, shortly after his arrest, Michael Smith, 23, appeared on the Montgomery County Jail on vandalism charges. According to jail records, Smith was arrested from the Taco Bell address at 6500 Chambersburg Road.[/quote] [url]http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/local/montgomery/soft-taco-leads-to-crunchy-confrontation#.T8X2FdUtgs5[/url]

Vandalism. Why does vandalism sounds like a bunch of high school kids breaking a roof while standing on it, or painting a wall or some dumb shit like that.

The month of May madness continues... :v:

Taco Bell attracts the angriest patrons, I swear. Every time I go there's always someone giving the employees a hard time.

Good thing he didn't go to the drive-through with a bulldozer.

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;36130075]Taco Bell attracts the angriest patrons, I swear. Every time I go there's always someone giving the employees a hard time.[/QUOTE] everytime i order a taco they mess up my order! all i wanted was loco's tacos!

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;36130062]Vandalism. Why does vandalism sounds like a bunch of high school kids breaking a roof while standing on it, or painting a wall or some dumb shit like that.[/QUOTE] Weird, the same happens to me with the word "marginals", or in portuguese, "marginais" which basically means vandals. Except I picture said vandals are slick moonwalking thieves that get into a house without making a noise, rob only a handfull of valuables while an old woman screams "THIEVES, VANDALS, SCOUNDRELS, MARGINALS!" and they get away performing a bunch of flips through a window like a circus ninja on a rope.

[QUOTE=dass;36131579]Weird, the same happens to me with the word "marginals", or in portuguese, "marginais" which basically means vandals. Except I picture said vandals are slick moonwalking thieves that get into a house without making a noise, rob only a handfull of valuables while an old woman screams "THIEVES, VANDALS, SCOUNDRELS, MARGINALS!" and they get away performing a bunch of flips through a window like a circus ninja on a rope.[/QUOTE] Wait, they have circus ninjas in Portugal? I know where I'm taking my next holiday!

You know, in any other month this would be pretty wacky but after what's been happening recently it seems almost mundane.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;36132372]You know, in any other month this would be pretty wacky but after what's been happening recently it seems almost mundane.[/QUOTE]I almost can't believe its still May. This month feels like it has gone on for so long. And with half a year of insane shit condensed down to just this month, that makes it worse. June can't be weirder.

Man needs his taco, after all. [QUOTE=mobrockers2;36130062]Vandalism. Why does vandalism sounds like a bunch of high school kids breaking a roof while standing on it, or painting a wall or some dumb shit like that.[/QUOTE] when I hear that I think of some kids peeing on a building and some old lady walking up and going "stop vandalising that building!!!" Destruction of property is way more suitable. [editline]30th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;36132483]I almost can't believe its still May. This month feels like it has gone on for so long. And with half a year of insane shit condensed down to just this month, that makes it worse. June can't be weirder.[/QUOTE] sick of aging and feeling that can someone please find the fountain of youth already.

This actually makes me feel bad for him, somehow. Like, why'd you have to ram a fucking truck into a store over a taco now your life is all kinds of screwed

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;36130075]Taco Bell attracts the angriest patrons, I swear. Every time I go there's always someone giving the employees a hard time.[/QUOTE] I remember this one news story where this one employee crapped in the ground beef at a Taco Bell.