• Thugs attack two transvestites who turn out to be cage fighters wearing dresses
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I shit you not. Found on StumbleUpon. Source: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218651/Thugs-attack-men-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html[/url] [quote]Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress. Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels. Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard. yobs attack cross-dressing cage fighters Taunts: Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, are punched to the ground after attacking two cross-dressing cage fighters But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs. The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee. Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack. Knockout: One of the cross dressers casually feels for his clutch bag before walking away Knockout: One of the cross dressers casually feels for his clutch bag before walking away CCTV cameras followed the pair as they weaved along The Kingsway in Swansea, South Wales, before being arrested by police. Mark Davies, defending, said: 'You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men. 'Unfortunately they were extremely drunk. Yobs attack cross-dressing cage fighters Dazed: The two cage fighters teeter off on their high heels as their two attackers struggle to get to their feet 'They had been out drinking jugs of cocktails and Fender had drunk at least 10 pints of cider.' Police later discovered the two drag queens were cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out with other friends. Both Gardener and Fender, from Bonymaen, Swansea, pleaded guilty to using abusive words and behaviour. CCTV footage of the attacks was shown at Swansea Magistrates' Court. It shows them fighting with several men before the approach the two cage fighters. The pair were sentenced to a four-month community order, were electronically tagged and placed under a curfew between 7pm to 7am.[/quote] Media: [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/07/article-1218651-06B968EC000005DC-771_468x478.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/07/article-1218651-06B96C2E000005DC-775_468x286.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/07/article-1218651-06B96B23000005DC-466_468x317.jpg[/img] Laughed my ass off when I saw the headline!
Good for them. c:
that's what they get for hitting women [editline]07:19PM[/editline] wait
Reminds me of the episode of Futurama where Bender fought the masked robot in a movie theater
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Wow, the luck you have to have to have that happen.
So what's a clutch bag Do transvestites come with manual transmissions
Those thugs must've been like HOLY SHIT when they got attacked
[quote] 7pm to 7am [/quote] Bit harsh to force them to be nocturnal.
I'd hate to see what you've been looking at to get that on StumbleUpon
^Was the first result after clicking the tool bar. Also, some parts in the quote don't make sense. They were simply captions for the images I posted below. I just forgot to take them out of the article. My bad.
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[QUOTE=Latias;17731976]So what's a clutch bag Do transvestites come with manual transmissions[/QUOTE] Some do.
[QUOTE=Kris2456;17732938]Bit harsh to force them to be nocturnal.[/QUOTE] That means they can't be out from 7PM to 7AM.
[QUOTE=Latias;17731976]So what's a clutch bag Do transvestites come with manual transmissions[/QUOTE] Clutch as in to grab. A bag that you have to hold.
The fact that they were cage fighters isn't really suprising.
they must be so embarassed
Because the stone cold said so!
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