Oregon man allegedly broke into homes to view porn
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[url]http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/07/20/ore-man-allegedly-broke-into-homes-to-view-porn/[/url]
[quote=AP]EUGENE, Ore. (AP) — Police say a 21-year-old Oregon man broke into homes to look at pornography on the Internet, sometimes while the homeowners were inside.
Eugene police said Thursday they arrested Antone Forrest Deedward Owens on charges of burglary, menacing and coercion. Authorities say he broke into at least three homes since last September, sometimes entering the same home on multiple occasions.
In one home, a resident’s son told police he awoke to find someone in his bedroom. In another case, a woman came home to find pornography on her computer screen, along with lubricant, towels and a cell phone nearby. She spotted the man outside, and she said he threatened her before taking the phone and lubricant and fleeing.
Police want to hear from anyone who’s experienced similar circumstances.[/quote]
The guy's never heard of a public library or a (getting rarer and rarer) internet cafe, hasn't he?
[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;36892985][url]http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/07/20/ore-man-allegedly-broke-into-homes-to-view-porn/[/url]
The guy's never heard of a public library or a (getting rarer and rarer) internet cafe, hasn't he?[/QUOTE]
what do you mean he hasn't heard of a library
are you going to watch porn in a public library and masturbate freely
why? just do it int he privacy in your own room
because
1. he probably doesn't have internet
2. might not have a computer
3. maybe his fetish is ejaculating over other's furniture???
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;36892993]what do you mean he hasn't heard of a library
are you going to watch porn in a public library and masturbate freely[/QUOTE]
Are you going to do so in an internet cafe either?
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;36893013]because
1. he probably doesn't have internet
2. might not have a computer
3. maybe his fetish is ejaculating over other's furniture???[/QUOTE]
Even then, there are such things as private browsing/incognito mode with a proxy/Tor/VPN if you don't want people finding out you're browsing porn.
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;36893013]because
1. he probably doesn't have internet
2. might not have a computer
3. maybe his fetish is ejaculating over other's furniture???[/QUOTE]
tbh the first two seem unlikely and he could just get a magazine or something. as crazy as it sounds, the third is prob the most likely out of the 3.
Why are you even thinking he's smart enough to do any of that? He's a guy breaking into other people houses to jack off.
why didnt he downlaod some porn and steal the computer and then tugg it at a remote location.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;36893047]Why are you even thinking he's smart enough to do any of that? He's a guy breaking into other people houses to jack off.[/QUOTE]
knowing where and where not to fap isn't rocket science, he prob just has a thing for breaking in and fapping in people's houses
haha A DEBATE? ALREADY?
anyways I'm wondering what he was doing with the cell phone.
I hear the weirdest fucking news about my state. Guarantee someone I know form college knows that guy. Same age group.
[QUOTE=Laferio;36893140]haha A DEBATE? ALREADY?
anyways I'm wondering what he was doing with the cell phone.[/QUOTE]
you're on facepunch. masturbation discussion is a specialty of ours
Better than him resulting to rape though.
He could have just used his imagination.
this man clearly has his priorities in order
-apologies for the dumb joke-
this is clearly a fetish
he just didnt want his parents to find porn in his browsing history
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;36893033]tbh the first two seem unlikely and he could just get a magazine or something. as crazy as it sounds, the third is prob the most likely out of the 3.[/QUOTE]
i wasn't aware people have that fetish
This reminds me of a thread in the SPUF a long time ago where someone was attempting to overturn a VAC ban because someone broke into his house and used his computer to download cheats.
[QUOTE=MIPS;36893802]This reminds me of a thread in the SPUF a long time ago where someone was attempting to overturn a VAC ban because someone broke into his house and used his computer to download cheats.[/QUOTE]
I'd love a link to that.
[QUOTE=Laferio;36893140]haha A DEBATE? ALREADY?
anyways I'm wondering what he was doing with the cell phone.[/QUOTE]
Commence the mass debating.
[QUOTE]In another case, a woman came home to find pornography on her computer screen, along with lubricant, towels and a cell phone nearby. She spotted the man outside, and she said he threatened her before taking the phone and lubricant and fleeing.[/QUOTE]
That has to be one of my favourite article quotes of all time.
This guy has his priorities straight, good on him!
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;36892993]what do you mean he hasn't heard of a library
are you going to watch porn in a public library and masturbate freely[/QUOTE]
We occasionally have problems with it our local libraries.
That would be so akward to confront him.
"ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER OUTTA MY HO--.... are you watching [I]porn?[/I]"
"Uh....no"
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