Male Nurse "Accidentally" Rapes Alzheimer's Patient
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[QUOTE][QUOTE][tab]A fender-bender is an accident. Exposing yourself to an old lady is not.[/tab][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eaeTtZ4TXls/SKOMmFYpNEI/AAAAAAAAASU/7K_D055kNeQ/s400/crazy+old+lady.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[URL="http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/03/douglas_mcgregor_nurse_at_old.php"]​Lots of things can be categorized as accidents. But rape doesn't seem like one of them?
Last week, an employee at Weatherly Inn, an assisted living facility for Alzheimer's
patients in Kent, heard a patient crying. When the employee went into the room, they
found 35-year-old Douglas McGregor, a nurse at Weatherley, standing over the 71-year-
old woman with his genitals exposed.
When police questioned him, McGregor told them it was all a big misunderstanding; the
woman had accidentally popped off the top button of his pants, thereby unwittingly
exposing him. Left unsaid is why a woman with Alzheimer's had her hand near the nurse's
crotch.
Weatherly responded quickly. Calling 911 and alerting their residents' families to the
alleged incident.
McGregor, who has no prior criminal history, has been charged with second-degree rape.
He's currently being held on $250,000 bond.[/URL][/QUOTE]
He accidentally an old woman.
"Now Ma'am, tell the court how he raped you."
"Where am I?"
She didn't listen to Dr. Cox.
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ranu8BOvQmQ[/URL]
So that... thing on the picture is the patient?
[QUOTE=swno1;20511569]So that... thing on the picture is the patient?[/QUOTE]
No, just a picture of an old lady.
I'd like to know what excuse he would have given if he had been caught penetrating her.
[QUOTE=DiscoPony;20511674]No, just a picture of an old lady.
I'd like to know what excuse he would have given if he had been caught penetrating her.[/QUOTE]
"Well I was doing press ups and she just jumped on me all of a sudden!"
She can't testify against him, she'll forget about it soon enough.
It's the perfect crime.
Its like perma date rape, almost.
you guys, he just forgot to wear a belt that day. and he was helping the old lady change the lightbulb. :v:
Poor guy, he's either telling the truth or he got walked in on raping someone...
Poor guy...
"Ooops, it slipped!"
"You have been charged with raping a patient on the clock. How do you plea?"
"It was totally worth it :smug:"
Haha love that article pic
[IMG]http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/4.1alzheimers.jpg[/IMG]
Them wrinkles.
she never saw it coming.
Or remembered it for that matter.
hawt
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hawt
[editline]05:01PM[/editline]
fuck i can't remeber posting it before
That picture made me jump for some reason
Since when was showing someone your dick considered rape?
[I]"Who raped me?"[/I]
Wait it never said he fucked her, he just exposed himself.
So how is that rape?
I bet it was Greg Focker. :smug:
[QUOTE=madmanmad;20514149]Wait it never said he fucked her, he just exposed himself.
So how is that rape?[/QUOTE]
because the awesome justice system says so
don't question it
no questions
That isn't rape. It's still a terrible crime, but it isn't rape. It's like sexual harassment or sexual battery or indecent exposure or something.
That is almost as dumb as making the whole article a link.
[QUOTE=Rosek;20511922]She can't testify against him, she'll forget about it soon enough.
It's the perfect crime.[/QUOTE]
Yeah other than involving a 70 year old woman and all.
How many times does 35 go into 71? Show your work(like this guy did).
i thought it was a turkey
she had her hand near his crotch?
sounds like she wanted him
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