• Afraid to sleep due to spider
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<---Huge phobia of spiders...I was just laying in bed and saw a black widow crawling up my headboard (was watching TV) But when i got up to find something to smash it with, it disappeared. I figured maybe it fell while i was getting up due to a draft or something, I've searched everywhere, torn my bed apart, and the damned thing is no where to be found. It must have fucking teleported or something but I'm afraid to lie back down now, I don't want to wake up to it biting/crawling on me, I'd have a fucking heart attack...or die of the poisoning or whatever...what the fuck do i do [highlight](User was banned for this post ("FP is not your blog." - Greeman))[/highlight]
I hate spiders too. Well uhh...go sleep somewhere else.
you know that you eat at least 1 spider a week in your sleep
[img]http://www.oc-hiking.com/images/recluse_spider.png[/img] its in the thread lookout
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/media]
hope it crawls on your stomach and eats it's way in and lays eggs in you!
[img]http://www.pbpestcontrol.com/pics/pauls_spiders/fiddleback_spider_9.jpg[/img]
you guys aren't helping :ohdear:
Cheer up mate! There is only a 9000% chance that it will bite you and a 1337% chance you will die from the poison! Be happy! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - Greeman))[/highlight]
You are more scared of it..then it is of you.
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;22482162]Cheer up mate! There is only a 9000% chance that it will bite you and a 1337% chance you will die from the poison! Be happy![/QUOTE] wtf you cant have a percent over 100
[QUOTE=PVT drone536;22482163]You are more scared of it..then it is of you.[/QUOTE] That's kinda the point though i think
Not gonna lie, I'd be shitting my pants too. Sleep in the living room.
[img]http://www.spidy.goliathus.com/img/BlackWidowSpider.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=justin1992;22482189]That's kinda the point though i think[/QUOTE] And it's more scared of you. By the way there is a chance it will jump on your face and lay eggs that explode from your chest
You think that's bad, try having a stupid phobia of Cockroaches, FUCK I HATE THEM SO MUCH, they crawl on you, hiss and jump and are scaly and hairy and fucking faggots ARHGH BUT THEY ARE HARMLESS! I'm not even scared of them as such... I'm just disgusted, hateful and terrified of their nature, but I don't fear that they will kill me.
[img]http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-09/la-machine-spider-on-side-building.jpg[/img] mommy there is something on the window :smith:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWIQTcGs-Y4[/media]
I'm going to play some Blur (just installed it, haven't gotten to play it yet), Force myself to just go to sleep (I mean I've looked fucking everywhere, i don't see it anymore) and then post in here in the morning if i made it through the night ok :D Or if i wake up with it on my chest... D:
is that music in that video from that pandemic game i think it is
If I lived in a place that had black widows or anything else that dangerous, I think I'd move.
[QUOTE=bepassley;22482126]you know that you eat at least 1 spider a week in your sleep[/QUOTE] I though it was 8 a year. :raise:
are you sure it's a black widow and not NOTHING AT ALL
Why do you even have black widows in your home?
OP is a little girl
Spider sandwich [editline]08:00AM[/editline] [QUOTE=En-Guage V2;22482615]OP is a little girl[/QUOTE] Really ? :q:
Let it bite you.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;22482624]Really ? :q:[/QUOTE] I like your way of thinking :smug:
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;22482624] Really ? :q:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Tools;22482665]I like your way of thinking :smug:[/QUOTE] [img]http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1d/ChrisHanson.jpg[/img] [I]Why don't you have a seat over there[/I]
Note to self: Never come to facepunch for help to a phobia.
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