Is it dangerous to stick my balls in their 'sockets'?
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Hi,
A couple of months ago, I started this obsession with putting my balls in their sockets. Basically, I just push them up into my pelvis and they stay in their sockets. At first, they used to fall out immediately, but I can now sustain it for long periods of time. It feels sort of odd, that's why I do it.
Does anyone else do this?
Do you think it's dangerous? Might they get crushed / not come out?
Thanks
No that's normal I do it ALL the time at parties.
Reading this makes my balls feel weird.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;25720111]Hi,
A couple of months ago, I started this obsession with putting my balls in their sockets. Basically, I just push them up into my pelvis and they stay in their sockets. At first, they used to fall out immediately, but I can now sustain it for long periods of time. It feels sort of odd, that's why I do it.
Does anyone else do this?
Do you think it's dangerous? Might they get crushed / not come out?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
No. its perfectly safe. im a doctor.
OP is a male.
I don't know? You could possibly tie them, and then you're going to wish that you were never alive to endure the pain.
I don't know, I heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;25720111]Hi,
A couple of months ago, I started this obsession with putting my balls in their sockets. Basically, I just push them up into my pelvis and they stay in their sockets. At first, they used to fall out immediately, but I can now sustain it for long periods of time. It feels sort of odd, that's why I do it.
Does anyone else do this?
Do you think it's dangerous? Might they get crushed / not come out?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!!!
sERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK MAN JUST WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Uh I could say something but I don't think I will as it is quite odd
Regardless this is strange, please stop this behavior.
Reading this makes me feel strange between my legs.
I didn't ask for people to tell me to stop, it feels funny but I'm concerned that it might damage my goods. You guys should try it too
Boner = lost :(
I'm scared..
no because your balls dropped down from there.
You're going to end up getting one twisted, don't do it.
[QUOTE=woodster66;25720173]I don't know, I heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/[/QUOTE]
Oh god oh god oh god I can almost feel that
Owwww
they might shoot into your lower abdomen and never come back resulting into you having to explain the doctor how your balls got there
haha please do continue
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25720242]You're going to end up getting one twisted, don't do it.[/QUOTE]
What do you mean by twisted?
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion[/url]
That.
Do not want.
Push them up harder
This is the face I made when i saw the thread title: :byodood:
[QUOTE=Superstormj;25720320]This is the face I made when i saw the thread title:
EDIT: WTF WHERE'S MY SMILIES LIST!??! /caps[/QUOTE]
you've been here since '07 and you still dont know you can get them [url="http://facepunch.com/misc.php"]here?[/url]
[QUOTE=Chris220;25720304][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion[/url]
That.
Do not want.[/QUOTE]
This is what I meant. My teacher once had this, he nearly died from the pain it caused him.
[QUOTE=Elexar;25720331]you've been here since '07 and you still dont know you can get them [URL="http://facepunch.com/misc.php"]here?[/URL][/QUOTE]
Thanks. I ended up figuring out the exact smiley name before you posted. I did all different variations, such as :biodood, :biodude, :byodood, etc.
By the way, thank you :)
[editline]29th October 2010[/editline]
I'm out of this thread, my balls are starting to hurt just by having this thread open.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;25720207]I didn't ask for people to tell me to stop, it feels funny but I'm concerned that it might damage my goods. You guys should try it too[/QUOTE]
Somehow, I think I wont pop my balls back up into my pelvis, I'm quite content having them hang free like two dad men in the gallows.
[QUOTE=dengeL;25720152]OP is a male.[/QUOTE]
At least he gets no boners when within 10m of his girlfriend.
That you recently lost.
Isn't that the normal male reaction to fear? Trying to pull them in as a protective measure or something.
What the hell?
Why the hell would you do that?
[QUOTE=wraithcat;25720467]Isn't that the normal male reaction to fear? Trying to pull them in as a protective measure or something.[/QUOTE]
Well actually someone told me that there's a praying mantis stance in Kung Fu in which they stick their balls in their sockets at the start of the fight to lower the number of weak points on their body.
[quote=woodster66;25720173]i don't know, i heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/[/quote]
ow fuck what
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