[quote]I fantasized I would receive a letter something like this:
Dear Mom,
Thank you so much for letting me go to camp. I have learned so many cool things, like how to take a fish off the hook, tie sailing knots, and how to groom a horse. Thanks for packing sun screen. I’ve been out on the lake a lot, so it’s really come in handy. You think of everything! I’ve been drinking tons of water since it’s so hot. See? I do listen to all your good advice.
The other boys in my cabin are really smart and nice. I’m making lifelong friends I will cherish forever. We’ve had fun learning camp songs, playing cards, and catching frogs in our free time. During quiet time, I read the book you sent along. What a great selection!
Like you suggested, I’m trying a lot of new foods. You were right, the oatmeal at breakfast isn’t bad if I add raisins. And don’t worry, Mom, I’m using all the manners you’ve taught me over the years.
We’re camping under the stars tonight. I hope to see fireflies.
I love you,
W
xxoo
P.S. Tell my brothers I miss them!
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The kid is your average youtuber:
[img]http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/6a0133ec7b075a970b0192ac1999bf970d-800wi-637x400.png[/img]
[img]http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/6a0133ec7b075a970b0191045045a2970c-800wi.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/6a0133ec7b075a970b0191045045e6970c-800wi.jpg[/img]
[url]http://www.scarymommy.com/letters-from-camp/[/url]
[url]http://living.msn.com/family-parenting/kid-writes-the-best-letter-from-camp-ever[/url]
Sorry if this isn't really news, thought it was too funny not to post.
Funny and cute, but this really isn't the section for it.
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"Oatmeal is bad mom, even with raisins" "I shot a riffel."
for a second I thought he was talking about doing a massive shit.
I guess now that I realize it GD would probably be better.
Do these people post in the Rust forum too?
I saw it signed as W and thought they were from George Bush.
I was at winserfing and kyaking? Don't remember this.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;45007608]Do these people post in the Rust forum too?[/QUOTE]
No, the quality of those letters is too high.
WTF why wasn't my camp anything near as cool as this?
All we did at my camp was get guilt tripped into drinking all of our milk during breakfast
Because "The cows had to suffer getting their poor tits squeezed to give it to us" I'm not even joking
All of the counselors were crazy, and don't even get me started about the "Scat song"
I know he's young but this is damn hilarious.
"PSS Tell my brothers to have lots of farts for satterday"
The best
[QUOTE=Mr. J;45008666]WTF why wasn't my camp anything near as cool as this?
All we did at my camp was get guilt tripped into drinking all of our milk during breakfast
Because "The cows had to suffer getting their poor tits squeezed to give it to us" I'm not even joking
All of the counselors were crazy, and don't even get me started about the "Scat song"[/QUOTE]
You should really tell us about your experience
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Pretty funny but knowing a kid wrote all that makes it even funner :P
Also moved to GD.
Why is it out of all of it, I ended up laughing most at
[img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1402023442.jpg[/img]
Purely because the first thing that came into my head after reading it was eminem saying mom's spaghetti.
I need to get out more.
[QUOTE=person11;45008971]You should really tell us about your experience[/QUOTE]
As soon as I heard him mention the "scat song" it sounds like the camp I had for school...
God damn that was annoying.
[QUOTE=person11;45008971]You should really tell us about your experience[/QUOTE]
Sure, let's see it was a pretty boring week to be completely honest. I really enjoy camping when you have your own tent, get to explore, light fires, etc
But these counselors wouldn't let you do shit. Example, Living in San Diego snow is a very rare site. I still know people who have never seen snow before in their entire lives.
The camp was up in the mountains, and when my class mates and I saw some large frozen puddles we went absolutely ape shit running at full speed only to have our counselors stop us in our tracks,
and begin being scolded on how we were "about to disturb the fragile balance of mother nature" Like really? It was hard to take these guys seriously as educators.
Everything they did had to follow some strict "nature law", I remember each one of us received a bracelet, and by completing various challenges you would get beads for your bracelet.
One of the challenges was eating an entire apple whole (WOWIE), and another was to stare and identify various piles of shit all day. Speaking of which the scat song.
(Greasy guy wearing socks and sandals with long hair dirty fingernails with an acoustic guitar.)
"OOHHH it starts with a S and ends with a T, comes outa you and it comes outa me, I know what you're thinking (Shit), but don't call it that! Be scientific, and call it scat! OH a piece of scat, PIECE OF SCAT! (insert contorting dance by this man as he sings about feces)
The most entertaining thing that happened during that entire week was watching a counselor start a fire using a stick and string,
and one of the larger kids named Mason getting "scooped" (scooping your hand under ones man boob) relentlessly by my classmates as he got out of the showers.
You found cartman!!!!
[QUOTE=Reagy;45009246]Why is it out of all of it, I ended up laughing most at
[img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1402023442.jpg[/img]
Purely because the first thing that came into my head after reading it was [B]eminem[/B] saying mom's spaghetti.
I need to get out more.[/QUOTE]
Because of that, I'm now imagining this letter being read to the beat of [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY&feature=kp"]"Stan"[/URL].
:v:
I love the letters kids send home from camp. Reminds me of this one.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wkvfbrF.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;45018322]I love the letters kids send home from camp. Reminds me of this one.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wkvfbrF.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What the fuck it's 2:33 AM
I'm gonna get fucking killed if i wake up someone
It's better than my letter to Lego. [IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1600269!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/lego4n-3-web.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MCPhotography;45031195]It's better than my letter to Lego. [IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1600269!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/lego4n-3-web.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That letter was written in 2014. It literally says "1-25-14" at the top.
[QUOTE=MCPhotography;45031195]It's better than my letter to Lego. [IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1600269!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/lego4n-3-web.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
They teach children to use computers earlier and earlier each year... :v:
This reminds me of cubscouts camp.
I remember this one time, there was this bratty kid named Pulkit. Pulkit was a total baby. His mom was going to visit camp but had to cancel because of work or something. So Pulkit lost his fucking mind and started banging his head on a tree while crying.
*bonk* "I WANT MY MAMA" *bonk* "I WANT MY MAMA" *bonk* "I WANT MY MAMA" *bonk* "I WANT MY MAMA" *bonk* "I WANT MY MAMA"
Me and my dad, instead of comforting him or something, just sat back and started laughing.
Good times.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45038428]
Me and my dad, instead of comforting him or something, just sat back and started laughing.
Good times.[/QUOTE]
That's kinda of a dick thing to do, to be honest.
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