• Police comb city for mullet-wearing bandit
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[quote]CHICAGO (Reuters) - You can probably guess what he's not spending his loot on. Police in Ohio are searching for a mullet-wearing bandit they say has been on a bank-robbing spree across the state. A man sporting the distinctive hairdo -- short on the top, tight on the sides and long in the back -- is a suspect in at least two bank robberies in Columbus over the past two weeks, FBI Special Agent Harry Trombitas told Reuters, and may have been involved in a third holdup in the northeast part of the state. The latest heist took place on Wednesday morning at a Fifth-Third bank branch on Holt Road in Columbus. The suspect, who also wears a Seattle Mariners baseball cap and large dark sunglasses and carries an oversized book bag, walked into the bank shortly after 9 a.m., Trombitas said. After waiting his turn in line, he went up to a teller and passed a note saying he was robbing the bank. The same suspect is believed to have held up a branch of Chase Bank on Polaris Parkway in Columbus on May 5, and Trombitas said he may also have been involved in a robbery in northeast Ohio. The suspect is described as a white male, in his late 30's, about 6 feet tall, with a medium build, a scruffy appearance and dark hair cut in a mullet -- a style from the 1980s that was also known as the ape drape, the neck warmer and the 10/90. People who wore it claimed it telegraphed an attitude of "business upfront, party in back." According to the website Rate My Mullet.com, the popularity of the mullet in a community is "inversely proportional to average annual income" in the area.[/quote] [url]http://www.wtkr.com/news/offbeat/sns-rt-us-mullet-bandittre74i3qp-20110519,0,5255587.story[/url]
Does he drive a Camaro?
For a second there I thought it said "bomb", not comb.
Is he wearing a sleeveless shirt with an American flag on it?
Quickly! lure him out with leather pants and ray-bans!
[QUOTE=Sumap;29951866]Quickly! lure him out with leather pants and ray-bans![/QUOTE] I have the perfect bait right here: [url]http://www.thirdgen.org/newdesign/brochures/1984Firebird/84transamcd.jpg[/url] Park it unlocked with the keys in the ignition, and the trap is set. goddammit why don't media tags work anymore?? :saddowns:
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_10PhiR6Pn20/S8Ukrdej9MI/AAAAAAAAAE8/Bdi_ywJEyag/s1600/joedirt2ay.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=evilweazel;29953942][img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_10PhiR6Pn20/S8Ukrdej9MI/AAAAAAAAAE8/Bdi_ywJEyag/s1600/joedirt2ay.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]Joe Dirt is my idol
Offer him free tickets to a Def Leppard concert, and then let him go see Def Leppard's new shitty country act as his punishment.
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