Utah man charged for allegedly sending two of his wives dressed as ninjas to kill teengirl he abused - Polidicks

[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/utah-man-charged-send-wives-kill-teen-girl-abused-article-1.2977505[/url] [QUOTE][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2977480.1487619167!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/article-blackwing-0220.jpg[/IMG] A Utah man who has three wives and forced them to call him “Lord” has been charged for allegedly deploying two of them, dressed as ninjas, to try killing a teenager he sexually abused. Kain Blackwing, 47, faces new charges for allegedly plotting the slaying of a girl he was already convicted of abusing. Blackwing’s initial conviction came in 2014, when the girl was 14, according to [URL="https://www.ksl.com/?sid=43241801&nid=148"]KSL[/URL]. Four days before the girl was supposed to testify in court against Blackwing, two women dressed as ninjas — wearing black masks and guns, and armed with a stun gun, knife, screwdriver, matches, syringes and Saran wrap — broke into the girl’s West Jordan home. The girl was staying there with her mother and the mother’s fiancé, who is Blackwing’s half-brother. The couple fought off the so-called “polygamist ninjas,” with the fiancé using a sword in the household combat. “She came at me with a stun gun, and I instinctively blocked it with my arm, and I hit her in the head, then proceeded to jump on top of her,” the fiancé recalled to KUTV about one of the ninjas. “I grabbed my sword on the mantle, unsheathed it and told her to sit down, that if she moved, she would lose body parts,” he said. The two ninjas turned out to be Raven Blackwing, 22, and a 19-year-old woman — both “sister-wives” of Blackwing. The engaged couple told police they recognized the attackers, even with the ninja disguises. The ninjas told police Blackwing instructed them to kill the girl because he believed “the authorities would have to release him” if she died, charging documents say. They plotted the attempted murder for 11 weeks, using a code where the killing was called “playing a video game.” They referred to their targets with names like “Juggernaut," “Boss” and "Guards." Both sister-wives were convicted of charges for aggravated burglary, aggravated assault and retaliation against a witness or victim. The teenage sister-wife was sentenced to probation, and Raven Blackwing was sentenced to up to 15 years in Utah State Prison. New charges for Blackwing, who is already in jail, arrived Thursday. He was charged with solicitation for aggravated murder, conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and attempted aggravated murder — all felonies. ...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE] A Utah man who has three wives and forced them to call him “Lord” has been charged for allegedly deploying two of them, dressed as ninjas, to try killing a teenager he sexually abused[/QUOTE] This guy lives a life even I can envy.

This is the weirdest DnD log I've read in a while.

This isn't hard science, but can JohnnyMo1 explain it to me anyway?

wait what part of a ninja outfit is saran wrap?

[QUOTE=TerrorShield;51858024]wait what part of a ninja outfit is saran wrap?[/QUOTE] It's the cloak of invisibility. Unfortunately it does not render the wearer invisible, it's just sort of see-through, you know?

[quote]Then in 2015, he was charged in a separate case with seven counts of rape, forcible sodomy and three counts of forcible sexual abuse. The alleged victim in that case is one of the women convicted of breaking into the house. [/quote] This whole story is insane

Can they just drop all charges against all of these people on the grounds that I really want to see a comic book based on their ridiculous lives?

[QUOTE=Quark:;51858038]It's the cloak of invisibility. Unfortunately it does not render the wearer invisible, it's just sort of see-through, you know?[/QUOTE] This reads like a Kingdom of Loathing item description.

Utah never disappoints

man fights ninjas in household combat with sword

They used a sword against the would-be ninjas to subdue them. Jesus that's ironic.

reminds me a bit of this [video=youtube;bTub2tSCDT0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTub2tSCDT0[/video]

Tell me this is just viral marketing for the coolest movie ever.

[quote]A Utah man who has three wives and forced them to call him “Lord” has been charged for allegedly deploying two of them, dressed as ninjas, to try killing a teenager he sexually abused.[/quote] [quote]Kain Blackwing,[/quote] [quote] who is Blackwing’s half-brother.[/quote] [quote]The couple fought off the so-called “polygamist ninjas,” with the fiancé using a sword in the household combat.[/quote] [quote]Raven Blackwing, [/quote] [quote]both “sister-wives” of Blackwing.[/quote] [quote]They referred to their targets with names like “Juggernaut," “Boss” and "Guards."[/quote] I can't decide my favorite bit in this, this is ENTIRELY insane. :v:

[quote]The two ninjas turned out to be Raven Blackwing, 22, and a 19-year-old woman — both “sister-wives” of Blackwing. [B]The engaged couple told police they recognized the attackers, even with the ninja disguises.[/B][/quote] god that mustve looked so fucking embarrassing

Something something blackrock mountain

why did they have a sword why were they dressed as ninjas I am baffled

You go from the horrible sexual abuse he's committed to a fucking swordfight with the neighbors dressed like ninja who're there to kill you, because of a rapist named [b]Kain Blackwing.[/b] How? What? Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

[QUOTE=RikohZX;51858353]You go from the horrible sexual abuse he's committed to a fucking swordfight with the neighbors dressed like ninja who're there to kill you, because of a rapist named [b]Kain Blackwing.[/b] How? [B]What? Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?[/B][/QUOTE] [I]Is this his real life, or is it just fantasy? It reads like a green text, no escape back to reality. Open you eyes now, look up to the OP and see He's just a strange man, he needs no sympathy. Because he's a Utah man, 3 slave wives, ninja swords, ninja wives. Anyway the story goes, doesn't really make sense, (to me) to me...[/I]

[QUOTE]“polygamist ninjas”[/QUOTE] You truly can't make this shit up.

Am I on acid or what the fuck is this even

I was initially appalled by the "Funny" icon, but good lord. [IMG]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Cmv67JGlahU/maxresdefault.jpg[/IMG]

Wow you could actually make a movie based on this story.

Have I been transported into an alternate anime universe or something? I suddenly feel the urge to read all of the TF2 comics again; this story feels like it would fit in so well, especially considering the names. [QUOTE]using a code where the killing was called “[B]playing a video game.[/B]” They referred to their targets with names like “[B]Juggernaut[/B]," “[B]Boss[/B]” and "[B]Guards.[/B]"[/QUOTE] Are they Deus Ex fans?

Holy shit,this is pretty much came out from a weird ass japanese TV show.

Lols aside, this guy sounds like a total shitbag.

[QUOTE=stupid07er;51858051]This whole story is insane[/QUOTE] Fucking the woman who broke into your house? It's like something out of a hentai.

I think these people have been doing too much roleplay in Second Life.

This reads like Kill Bill fanfiction