Coding Prodigy Tyler Wearing Releases His Review Of Los Angeles

[wearing41]

What Up What Up What Up Party People Tyler Wearing Critically Acclaimed Coder Hacker Chef Reviewer And Partier Raising The Roof In Los Angeles With Another One Of My Smash Hit Reviews ToDay I Will Be Going To The Local Bong Shop Then I Will Burn Down The HizOuse At A Totally Stoked Party I Was Invited To I Am Bringing You Guys Along Its Going To Be Hype Yall Ok So I Get Off The Plane And Step Into The Sweaty ArmPit Of America Also Known As Los Angeles And Am Greeted By Numerous Fans Of HeraBot Most Of Them Of The Sexy Female Persuasion So After Signing More Titties Than Have Been Sucked At Rosie ODonnells House I Head Out To The Local Bong Shop Now As You All Know I Am A Avid MariJuana Smoker So I Pick Up A Brand New Bong That Already Has Approximately Seventeen Point Three Pounds Of Sweet Alabama Purple Grass Kush In It I Only Paid Like Ten Dollars For The Bong And Got Over Ten Thousand Dollars Worth Of MariJuana To Smoke This Is How I Am Living Life EveryDay Larger Than Life So Now I Am Ready To Blaze It After Lighting Up The Bowl And InHaling The MariJuana Juice I Get High And Hop In My Bugatti VeyRon And Go To The Off The Chain Party DownTown The Party Is Packed With Fine Ass Bitches And Plenty Of People To Sell Hera Deluxe Edition To For The Once In A LifeTime Low Cost Of Fourty United States Dollars Via PayPal Act Fast This Offer Wont Last Long So The Disc Jockey Played My Favorite DupStep Song Also Known As CrossOver By Mountain Eden The Drop Was So Hard That My Neck Was Literally Broken Luckily My Assistant Jeeves Is A Critically Acclaimed ChiroPractor And Fixed Me Up And I Played It Off As A Cool Dance Move So After Approximately Three Hours Of Totally Ripping It On The Dance Floor And Hot Big Booty Bitches Griding On My Rather Large Genitalia Some Broads HusBand Gets Pissed At Me Because I Have Larger Junk So I Lay His Ass Out With Some DragonBall Z Shit That I Learned On Google A Few Years Ago Apparently Knocking Out Some Pussy Ass Bitches Is Illegal And I Had To Spend The Rest Of The Night In Jail OverAll I Give This City A Zero Out Of Ten If Your A Real HeteroSexual Man Like Me OtherWise Its Perfect For Pussy HomoSexuals I Am Personally Going Back To West Allis WisConsin Where We Know How To Live Like Civilized HeteroSexual Men

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[Andokool12]

Okay thanks

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