So the new apartment has been [i]okay[/i] and all but there is one thing that for the last month has been bothering me and that is the clothes dryer downstairs. Every Sunday when I go to do my laundry I end up with one additional sock that nobody in the house can account for.
On the first week there was a black sock. All my black socks have thin white stripes on the bottom of them and nobody else in the house (the tennents downstairs included) will say it belongs to them. I threw it out.
The next week it was another black sock. Again nobody in the house said it was theirs and I assumed it must of been the other sock to the one I threw out the week previous.
Then there was yesterday.
I didn't put my laundry away until just a few minutes ago and this time [b]I found a god damn child's grey sock.[/b]
Okay, I know that NOBODY in the house has feet this small and there are NO children both here upstairs or downstairs. I'm totally confused now.
So here's my theory:
It's a given that when you put socks in the dryer, you lose one. My suspicion runs along the identical lines that other people have theorized and that clothes dryers are really teleporters which will entangle random socks and transport them to other dryers on the planet. I suspect that I have come across one of those endpoint dryers to which socks are funneled to. I'm not sure what to say about this, nor do I know what to do.
Your dryer leads to Narnia.
maybe a white sock got discoloured and shrunk
Odd, every time I do laundry I lose a sock.
As I recall, I lost my child's grey sock not too long ago.
Phantom dryer
That explains the cum covered stocking I found :v:
I put 2 socks in, but only 1 comes out. Every fucking time.
go in with the next load. bring a flashlight and try to discover the source. post results
edit: what is so fucking funny about this post
I've heard this story before. Don't get greedy and cut open the dryer to get all of the socks.
Those are my socks, can you please return them thank you.
Mail me all the socks you find. I could use a few new pair.
My sock sometimes go on an adventure and comes back after a month.
[QUOTE=Valdor;30152002]Odd, every time I do laundry I lose a sock.
As I recall, I lost my child's grey sock not too long ago.[/QUOTE]
Odd, every time I do laundry I lose a child.
[QUOTE=ItsGary;30152270]I loose a child.[/QUOTE]
you losen a child? how kind.
I'm looking in here but it looks like any other dryer I have ever used.
[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/117_1902.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MIPS;30152355]I'm looking in here but it looks like any other dryer I have ever used.
[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/117_1902.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Wash your fucking feet.
If you find a white sock with a "W" and black stitches around the tow, give me a holler.
Been missing that one for a year now.
Lemme know if you find any boxers. I need some
[QUOTE=DogGunn;30152320]you losen a child? how kind.[/QUOTE]
Didn't know losen was a word.
Wow you have dirty feet.
Maybe his dryer is where all the socks go. It's like the other side of a stargate.
[QUOTE=MIPS;30152355]I'm looking in here but it looks like any other dryer I have ever used.
[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/117_1902.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I am picturing someone walking in on him.
[QUOTE=Zoran;30152367]Wash your fucking feet.[/QUOTE]
That's just the negro in him emerging. Like the opposite of vitiligo.
[QUOTE=Zoran;30152367]Wash your fucking feet.[/QUOTE]
you have to wash those?
oh shit
I have a solution, let's start making socks go in packs of 3 so we can keep a pair after we wash them.
Let's get some GPS chips on some socks so we can track where these fuckers go so we know where our socks end up.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;30152671]I have a solution, let's start making socks go in packs of 3 so we can keep a pair after we wash them.
Let's get some GPS chips on some socks so we can track where these fuckers go so we know where our socks end up.[/QUOTE]
I bought a bulk pack of 100 socks a long time ago, I forget where
I have yet to run out
MAYBE instead of teleporters they just require a sacrifice of one sock per load to the dryer gods so they may grace you with socks that are not wet. Of course you obviously were granted a gift from the gods. Use it wisely.
[QUOTE=mogul20478;30152614]I am picturing someone walking in on him.[/QUOTE]
"NO DON'T GO IN THERE! That's how we lost your brother that died before you were born!"
I've been losing my socks in the dryer!
ITS A TELEPORTER!
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