Lauren Goodger narrowly avoids walking into a puddle during day out in Essex - Polidicks

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/15/article-2560118-1B82800D00000578-771_634x775.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/15/article-2560118-1B7ED54200000578-654_634x831.jpg[/img] [quote]There's nothing worse than ruining your shoes in a puddle, but Lauren Goodger was lucky enough to side-step that problem on Friday. The quick-thinking reality star spotted the pool of water before walking right into it outside a shop in Essex. A short skip to the left was all Lauren needed to avoid a watery disaster. The former TOWIE star admitted in January to spending £6,000 on undergoing a cosmetic procedure to boost her bust from a 34D to a 34E cup at the end of December, after the pressures of 'yo-yo dieting' left her breasts lacking 'volume'. [/quote] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560118/Lauren-Goodger-jumps-round-puddle-outside-coffee-shop-friend.html[/url] [B]NEWS[/B]

wow what a save

This should serve as a good example of why the Daily Mail isn't to be taken seriously as a reliable source of information.

Just think: A writer wasted their time writing that article.

Thank God the floods haven't affected everyone.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;43938516]Just think: A writer wasted their time writing that article.[/QUOTE] They get paid for writing shite, bet you'd do it if someone offered you that job.

slow news day

This is the hard hitting investigative journalism the world needs. Godspeed, Daily Mail.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;43938516]Just think: A writer wasted their time writing that article.[/QUOTE] Well they got paid for it so it wasn't exactly a waste of their time.

If I took a career in journalism that ended with this, I'd blow my brains out

I don't know this girl, but I'm told she's from The Only Way is Essex. So maybe she's a bit of a cunt. But [i]nobody[/i] deserves to be followed so closely that there's paparazzi when she's just going about her day. It can't be good for your mental health.

[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;43939164]I don't know this girl, but I'm told she's from The Only Way is Essex. So maybe she's a bit of a cunt. But [i]nobody[/i] deserves to be followed so closely that there's paparazzi when she's just going about her day. It can't be good for your mental health.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't say she's a cunt, I mean if you can manage to live with the paps, she earns money (and a decent amount) for just going about her day to day life.

Wow people actually write NEWS ARTICLES about this sort of stuff? Who even reads it and thinks it's an interesting read?

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43939202]Wow people actually write NEWS ARTICLES about this sort of stuff? Who even reads it and thinks it's an interesting read?[/QUOTE] a good chunk of britain

Is the BBC running an hour coverage on this wonderful news?

Why does she look like a fat Demi Lovato? [editline]16th February 2014[/editline] Why does she look like Demi Lovato?

Is it just me or does she look like she's hovering above the ground in the 2nd photo? [editline]17th February 2014[/editline] I mean that's the most interesting thing I can say about this news story

What is even the big deal about walking through a puddle? I do it all the time, if one's in my way I continue as if it wasn't there because it's just a little water on the ground, yet I see and hear about people going out of their way to avoid the slightest contact with them. I don't get it.

[QUOTE=TestECull;43939821]What is even the big deal about walking through a puddle? I do it all the time, if one's in my way I continue as if it wasn't there because it's just a little water on the ground, yet I see and hear about people going out of their way to avoid the slightest contact with them. I don't get it.[/QUOTE] This might sound crazy, but not all shoes are waterproof.

[img]http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120302051634/charitwo/images/f/fe/Neat-spiderman.gif[/img] ^ the reporter

Why did this even have to be posted, it's shite and everyone already knows how bad the Daily mail is.

I almost stepped in a puddle once, but it was in Florida not Essex.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;43938516]Just think: A writer wasted their time writing that article.[/QUOTE] Someone made money for sitting there and going. "cor blimey some biddly boddly wandiddilyanker dun avoided a drip drip driddle dip."

[QUOTE=leontodd;43940140]Why did this even have to be posted, it's shite and everyone already knows how bad the Daily mail is.[/QUOTE] No, people have been told that the Daily Mail is awful; they've yet to be properly [B]shown[/B].

Talk about a fuckin slow news day my god.

I used to work for a newspaper as a journalist. The fifth biggest in Norway, actually, and I had to fill an entire page every week. But then what started as an intention to write good news articles ended up with slow news, on days when I couldn't get the interviews or cases I wanted. My journalism begun losing integrity, and after a stressful year I quit my job. My journalism stood for nothing in the end, and the only thing I got out of it was money. I couldn't stand it. (Of course I never wrote anything remotely as bad as the sheite on the Daily Mail :v: )

you've all justified this article by reading and talking about it welcome to the daily mail business model

This could easily pass as an Onion article.

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;43939089]If I took a career in journalism that ended with this, I'd blow my brains out[/QUOTE] Don't worry at least he didn't waste his time doing a degree in Journalism.

[QUOTE=CupUp;43949490]This could easily pass as an Onion article.[/QUOTE] Onion has standards