• Girl's face ploughed into field
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[IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/70592000/jpg/_70592556_70592555.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]Belfast has been given a new face after drawing a portrait of a six-year-old girl across 11 acres of its land. The installation used satellite technology and required 30,000 pegs, 2,000 tonnes of soil and 2,000 tonnes of sand to build.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24600517[/url] I'm trying to figure out if I'm an asshole for thinking it could have been so much worse.
I honestly thought that this was going to be about some horrible accident involving the farmer's daughter and farm machinery
How to freak the shit out of pilots.
Well I wasn't expecting that. I'm not sure if I find this cool because of the way they did it or just a waste of time and resources.
This is why aliens don't visit. They see a giant face in the ground and go "welp".
well that's kind of Lovecraftian
It's the kind of face that just says "I'm watching you."
[QUOTE=Cone;42584811]well that's kind of Lovecraftian[/QUOTE] "FEED ME MORTALS!"
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;42584792]This is why aliens don't visit. They see a giant face in the ground and go "welp".[/QUOTE] More like. They see a giant face in the ground and go "silly children, they're faaar from ready, let's get out of here".
I thought the headline was about your sister last night. Certainly still applies.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;42584833]More like. They see a giant face in the ground and go "silly children, they're faaar from ready, let's get out of here".[/QUOTE] Naah, they would if they saw a giant yet crude image of a erect dick though.
I was always wondering when they were going to do get rid of that mucky field didn't know they did this with it
A better title would be [B]Satellite captures image of young old girl being ploughed in field[/B]
This is a sensationalist headline if I've ever seen one.
[QUOTE=Riller;42584846]I thought the headline was about your sister last night. Certainly still applies.[/QUOTE] [img]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49482000/jpg/_49482272_caters_lightning_new_york_01.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;42584897]This is a sensationalist headline if I've ever seen one.[/QUOTE] Yeah, and this one comes straight from the Beeb.
I thought this was about some girl having her head crushed into a field. Am I too morbid?
Now plough troll face into the field.
[QUOTE=Gustafa;42585328]Now plough troll face into the field.[/QUOTE] "Hello aliens we are the memers wlecome to eart xD"
[QUOTE=Viper202;42585340]"Hello aliens we are the memers wlecome to eart xD"[/QUOTE] le 9gag arme x3
[QUOTE=Gustafa;42585328]Now plough troll face into the field.[/QUOTE]Should've ploughed a goatse instead.
Next big innovation, farmers sell their fields as advertising space. Move aside Google.
[QUOTE=Gustafa;42585446]Next big innovation, farmers sell their fields as advertising space. Move aside Google.[/QUOTE]Breaking News: Farmers sell their fields to advertisers, severe global food shortages expected.
This would actually be viable if we all had flying vehicles.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Fe1ou17.png[/img]
[QUOTE=SexualShark;42585744][img]http://i.imgur.com/Fe1ou17.png[/img][/QUOTE] fitting username
[QUOTE=Bumbanut;42585393]Should've ploughed a goatse instead.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure ploughing goatse-guy would just be hotdog down a hallway.
"Hello, young world!"
Came to this thread expecting some girls face being rammed into the soil.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;42586748]Came to this thread expecting some girls face being rammed into the soil.[/QUOTE] Spoiler alert [sp]we all did[/sp]
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