My parents pranked me good or some fucking ghost did. - General

Attention! Sorry if this sounds like a blog. So, i was going to masturbate, and i walked in to the hall which leads to my bathroom, Being a pro-paranormal believer, i sitted down on the toliet and i started masturbating, but i was tired of masturbating and i got up and some one kicked the door in lightly, so i opened it and i looked around the hall and the corner. I saw nothing, so i went back to masturbating after closing it, I got up and decided to exit because i didn't want to masturbate, i wanted to fuck a real pussy, so i was walking out and something told me to look to my left, and i saw something that looked like a fucking old woman mannequin that had a wig on and one of those gray-old woman business suits, The andreline started pumping to my brain and i was like 'HOOOOOOLLY SHIT!" and ran out of there, I'm sitting here at my computer holding a bible (christianfag) and a dr. pepper, I'm scared out of my mind bro, and i know my parents don't own this shit to do that crap, I'm scared.

Well you wanted real pussy and the ghost sent you that old woman with a wig on. You ungrateful bastard.

should have fucked the old woman mannequin

[QUOTE=fredstin22;25867469]You wouldn't be scared if you weren't 12.[/QUOTE] No, its scary because my parents don't own this shit.

Did you wash your hands before you touched that Bible? 'Cause that's pretty disrespectful if you didn't.

HAHAHA... oh lol yeah stuff like this happens to me too but what is more likely.. the hinges and lock on the door are old and worn and the door just slid open or ghosts are trying to fuck with you? and don't say "christianfag" only 4chan use stuff like that

make a thread about it

You were meant to have your way with the mannequin.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25867483]HAHAHA... oh lol yeah stuff like this happens to me too but what is more likely.. the hinges and lock on the door are old and worn and the door just slid open or ghosts are trying to fuck with you? and don't say "christianfag" only 4chan use stuff like that[/QUOTE] No no, theres a lock on top of the door that secures it easy, and mostly no one can kick through that shit. [editline]5th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=DrumStick;25867489]You were meant to have your way with the mannequin.[/QUOTE] How? does it have a vagina? I'm not going back and looking.

You believe in ghosts and you're a Christian of some sort? I thought people were supposed to go to heaven or hell not stay on earth

Can some one tell me, am i suppose to go back and fuck it? if so how?

QUICK THROW THE BIBLE AT IT caps

What the fuck is with everyone masturbating on the toilet? Seriously.

[QUOTE=Greed E;25867580]What the fuck is with everyone masturbating on the toilet? Seriously.[/QUOTE] Parents bro.

Call for Jesus to use his "holy" powers on the evil wicked witch, that is haunting you. You're Christian so you believe this stuff.

So your first reaction is to automatically go back to the computer. Way to go... there definitely couldn't be a psychopath in your house or anything.

Go for it, then you can tell all your friends you had sex with a ghost

stop being a pussy ad go and check if its still there take a shotgun

If tv has taught me anything, take a shotgun and load it with rock salt.

Dixie, man, you make loads of shit threads, either that or a ton of shit happens every day.

[QUOTE=Shanto;25868457]If tv has taught me anything, take a shotgun and load it with rock salt.[/QUOTE] that's kill bill volume 2 not TV oh wait

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWtMKCQ_9DM&feature=sub[/media]

ghosts suck. my house is haunted too, bro. i feel ya.

[QUOTE=reltih floda;25871939][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWtMKCQ_9DM&feature=sub[/media][/QUOTE] the fuck does that have to do with anything?

You need to sitted down and remain clam!

[QUOTE=madnath619;25872004]the fuck does that have to do with anything?[/QUOTE] improving thread quality ramirez

Blow up your house.

You grabbed a Bible and a Dr.Pepper? What were you gonna do, ask the mannequin if it was thirsty?

its the fap bandit run!!!!

Use Kim Fu