The Onion Reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'

[Krogag]

[video=youtube;v9d09JLBVRc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9d09JLBVRc[/video]

[tirpider]

Mighty Ducks 4?
Sounds great. It's been a while since my last enema.

Seriously though, his bitches are real.

[DasMaddi]

"Fuckin feed me, you cocksuckers!"

[Cuon Alpinus]

But I liked Hansel and Gretel :c

[Moustacheman]

I'm gonna see this tomorrow, it looks fucking hilarious.

[KING]THT[WRATH]

Wow didn't expect this at all. Too good..

[GeneralSpecific]

This is Rosenthal's best review yet, IMO.

[Whiplash~]

[i]Casablanca 2[/i]

Oh no, we shouldn't give them any ideas

[Dr.C]

It's better than the most recent onion film reviews but nothing beats The wizard of Oz and Jaws