Mother outraged over teddy bear with 'totally inappropriate detail' on girl's christening cake - Polidicks

[quote=The Bolton News] A mother is demanding a refund for a christening cake featuring a teddy bear with what she says is "totally inappropriate" detailing. Sharon Green says she was horrified when she picked up the cake from Occasion Cakes for her three-year-old daughter Tahlia Rose's christening and saw that it had a "crease" that makes the teddy look like it has female genitals. Mrs Green complained to the firm and demanded a refund, but she has not been given her money back. The Bolton firm, which has branches in Chorley Old Road and Wigan town centre, said the crease represents the seam where the bear has been "sewn together". Occasion Cakes is run by husband and wife Steve and Angela Howarth, who say they have never received any such complaints before and that the crease is used on both girl and boy teddies. They claim Mrs Green, aged 45, has made a "bizarre and distasteful" connection. [/quote] [url=http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/13343173.display/]Source[/url]. The bear in question: [img]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/Starmenclock/Teddy%20cake%204_zpsnwrv0z0b.jpg[/img]

I can kind of see how they'd think that but really get over it; even if that is what it happened to be, what's the big deal? Guess what - your daughter has a vagina.

so it was a cake bear right then it's probably just an accidental cut for fucks sake oh it's intentional still it doesn't look like what this woman thinks it looks like

that's a beautiful vagina, why does everything have to be so sexualized and "inappropriate"

They'd have no confusion if the crease actually contoured the whole body like it should..

It's a line for fucks sake People will do anything for money back

It also has penis arms and a poop nose. Settle down.

Would fuck that vagina

is this even real, god damn. These people must shower and change clothes in the dark.

"Oh no, the teddy bear has a small crease in it's body that looks similar to the genitalia that half the population has, and all of the population came out of at birth! Oh, the humanity!" Why is everyone so offended by trivial things like this? We're a modern, technologically advanced society, and we have bigger problems to worry about. Get your Puritanical bullshit out of my face.

[QUOTE=Arid;48068728]They'd have no confusion if the crease actually contoured the whole body like it should..[/QUOTE] Some plushes have the body as one piece of cloth that is stitched together with a the stitching on the bottom so that the front doesn't have a seam. It prevents a chestburster-like seam breakage.

im kinda pissed off now alright, clearly a vagina, guess what? It's a puss puss, you got a problem? Anybody in the birthday room have a problem? there are little girls with bowes on their heads with vaguna ok an they are beautiful vaginas and beautiful girls, it doesn't mean we all gasp and shit our pants for fear of defacement and beinf randy(thanks louie). tgey are people and make funny faces, it's a kid bear, get over yourselves you fuckin chinks edit: I got a penis, guess what? I like my penis and I don't shudder shit my face and do a write up when I take a piss in a urinal, my penis I remember sonce I was a kid. could have had a vagina at the urinal. guess what? it's same.. fuckin amazing stuff and we gotta crow like a rooster and squeeze lrmon salt water into our eyes and say hail mary 3 times so the devil doesnt fuck us up the ass. Fuck the devil, I am thr devil. fuck satan alright, I am satan if satan got a problem, fuck me

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;48068755]"Oh no, the teddy bear has a small crease in it's body that looks similar to the genitalia that half the population has, and all of the population came out of at birth! Oh, the humanity!" Why is everyone so offended by trivial things like this? We're a modern, technologically advanced society, and we have bigger problems to worry about. Get your Puritanical bullshit out of my face.[/QUOTE] 45 year old self-righteous soccer mom on a mission to make sure nothing even slightly resembles genitalia so her kids have a safe world to grow up in.

I'm more disturbed by its eyes, or lack thereof.

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;48068884]I'm more disturbed by its eyes, or lack thereof.[/QUOTE] And the oblong Goonies head.

At least it wasn't a roastie.

[QUOTE=deadoon;48068757] It prevents a chestburster-like seam breakage.[/QUOTE] Oh man, right now I'm imagining some little kid getting a new stuffed toy for christmas and suddenly it starts wriggling until a little monster pops out in an explosion of polyester stuffing and ear-shattering squealing.

sorry guys, I'm gonna sleep soon i'm tires. best to you and your families, the fears are sly and covert, they hide in places ine wouldn't excpect, cheers. hope everyone has amazing mutual loving sec sex, i wish that for all of you who wish it for themselves with that specific loving person that loves back so the directions go upside down, may your gods bless you all i wish edit: night night, santa and happy christmas in july, love, me edit: I feel so fuckin high right now, and I don 't do drugs. I feel like a teridactyl with unsually big wings that can fly through dimensions, and rain pure love, and read wisdom directly off the faces of the lovely peoe around me, I feel at peace with who I am, and the boundaries melting and communication pathways opening, give me hope and I will conver t it to solid effection - active reflections of distracted me ntal subfractions, loavse [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - Swebonny))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Omali;48068836]45 year old self-righteous soccer mom on a mission to make sure nothing even slightly resembles genitalia so her kids have a safe world to grow up in.[/QUOTE] Come on dog, it's a birthday cake topper for some kids. It really doesn't have any business having a vagina. I know we're trying to get our hate on but not wanting a vagina-looking slit on your kid's birthday cake is hardly a moral-majority soccer mom trying to shelter her kids. Like yo, not everything has to have genitals. Lighten up

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;48068755]"Oh no, the teddy bear has a small crease in it's body that looks similar to the genitalia that half the population has, and all of the population came out of at birth! Oh, the humanity!" Why is everyone so offended by trivial things like this? We're a modern, technologically advanced society, and we have bigger problems to worry about. Get your Puritanical bullshit out of my face.[/QUOTE] Because the first world has had it so good for so long they don't know what real offense is. So they go around looking for stuff to be angry about, and when you have to actively LOOK for something to be angry over, you can bet your bottom dollar it's going to be trivial I fear for what may happen when something hard tests the country as a whole. I doubt we'll make it

Didn't she see the goddamn cunt crease when she bought the thing? What's it made of anyway? Marzipan? That can easily be fixed by smudging, you know, just rub the cunt until it disappears. [editline]28th June 2015[/editline] Even if it's a harder form of icing it can easily be fixed with a knife or something.

Facepunch is probably more offended at this mom than the mom was offended at the cake

[QUOTE=Blackwheel;48068703]that's a beautiful vagina, why does everything have to be so sexualized and "inappropriate"[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Blackwheel;48068824]im kinda pissed off now alright, clearly a vagina, guess what? It's a puss puss, you got a problem? Anybody in the birthday room have a problem? there are little girls with bowes on their heads with vaguna ok an they are beautiful vaginas and beautiful girls, it doesn't mean we all gasp and shit our pants for fear of defacement and beinf randy(thanks louie). tgey are people and make funny faces, it's a kid bear, get over yourselves you fuckin chinks edit: I got a penis, guess what? I like my penis and I don't shudder shit my face and do a write up when I take a piss in a urinal, my penis I remember sonce I was a kid. could have had a vagina at the urinal. guess what? it's same.. fuckin amazing stuff and we gotta crow like a rooster and squeeze lrmon salt water into our eyes and say hail mary 3 times so the devil doesnt fuck us up the ass. Fuck the devil, I am thr devil. fuck satan alright, I am satan if satan got a problem, fuck me[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Blackwheel;48068939]sorry guys, I'm gonna sleep soon i'm tires. best to you and your families, the fears are sly and covert, they hide in places ine wouldn't excpect, cheers. hope everyone has amazing mutual loving sec sex, i wish that for all of you who wish it for themselves with that specific loving person that loves back so the directions go upside down, may your gods bless you all i wish edit: night night, santa and happy christmas in july, love, me edit: I feel so fuckin high right now, and I don 't do drugs. I feel like a teridactyl with unsually big wings that can fly through dimensions, and rain pure love, and read wisdom directly off the faces of the lovely peoe around me, I feel at peace with who I am, and the boundaries melting and communication pathways opening, give me hope and I will conver t it to solid effection - active reflections of distracted me ntal subfractions, loavse[/QUOTE] oh

At first I assumed the crease was the butt and they just put the body piece on the cake backwards

[QUOTE]you know, just rub the cunt until it disappears.[/QUOTE] Thats going on a t shirt

[QUOTE=CapellanCitizen;48069262]Facepunch is probably more offended at this mom than the mom was offended at the cake[/QUOTE] "I gotta think of something clever to say, fuck it I have no good ideas, here's something completely retarded"

[QUOTE=CapellanCitizen;48069262]Facepunch is probably more offended at this mom than the mom was offended at the cake[/QUOTE] Nobody here is offended, we're just saying she's super overreacting

[QUOTE=Blackwheel;48068824]could have had a vagina at the urinal[/QUOTE] Isn't that a bit difficult to manage?

I would make a very small piece of underwear for that bear.

Thank god someone is finally taking action to save our society from the horrors of lines. From now on we will use circles to connect two points.